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(Washington Times)   Uh yeah I'll take a double cheese burger no onions ahh large tater tots and a large diet Coke oh yeah and an AR-15 with the supersize magazine and laser site on the side   (washingtontimes.com) divider line
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2020-04-11 6:00:18 PM  
(Garbled speaker) "For an extra $49 you can get the penis lengthener. Would you like to try that today?"
 
2020-04-11 6:03:31 PM  
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2020-04-11 6:14:07 PM  
This is amazing. You're telling me, tomorrow I could do drive-thru Jesus, drive through guns, and then top it off with a drive through triple bacon cheeseburger deluxe with super sized fries in pure lard dippin' sauce?

I...I am so proud to be an American right now. Also I just came in my pants.
 
2020-04-11 6:14:35 PM  
Shouldn't a laser site be above or below the barrel? Why would anyone have it on the side?
 
2020-04-11 6:16:42 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This is amazing. You're telling me, tomorrow I could do drive-thru Jesus, drive through guns, and then top it off with a drive through triple bacon cheeseburger deluxe with super sized fries in pure lard dippin' sauce?

I...I am so proud to be an American right now. Also I just came in my pants.


That's an extra $20 at drive thru titty bar bikini baristas
 
2020-04-11 6:18:24 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This is amazing. You're telling me, tomorrow I could do drive-thru Jesus, drive through guns, and then top it off with a drive through triple bacon cheeseburger deluxe with super sized fries in pure lard dippin' sauce?

I...I am so proud to be an American right now. Also I just came in my pants.


Don't forget the curbside pickup of a mixed drink or two.
 
2020-04-11 6:37:01 PM  
I'm still waiting for zoning approval for my drive-in strip club
 
2020-04-11 6:56:14 PM  
Gun nuts are nuts.
 
2020-04-11 7:17:48 PM  

Ambivalence: Shouldn't a laser site be above or below the barrel? Why would anyone have it on the side?


Regardless of how they're mounted they're generally only useful at such a short range it doesn't really matter.

At longer ranges the bullet will be affected by wind, gravity, air resistance, etc. and no longer impact near where the laser is pointing.

They're also useful for training, to show you if you're jerking the trigger when firing, and it doesn't matter how it's mounted then either.
 
2020-04-11 8:09:28 PM  
Someone should photoshop that Great Depression food line phote with these morons instead.

Times have changed.
 
2020-04-11 8:11:12 PM  
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HURR DERP DERP
 
2020-04-11 8:11:31 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This is amazing. You're telling me, tomorrow I could do drive-thru Jesus, drive through guns, and then top it off with a drive through triple bacon cheeseburger deluxe with super sized fries in pure lard dippin' sauce?

I...I am so proud to be an American right now. Also I just came in my pants.


I think there's a few places doing drive-thru mixed drinks as well. Because no way could that backfire.

Seriously, the local news station keeps talking about it, but I can't remember where they said it is. Guessing texas or someplace like that.
 
2020-04-11 8:12:42 PM  
Outrageous. Don't farking customize at the drive-thru, subby. Just order off the menu.
 
2020-04-11 8:12:59 PM  

Ambivalence: Shouldn't a laser site be above or below the barrel? Why would anyone have it on the side?


If you have it on top it gets in the way of the scope. On the bottom and it gets in the way of the grenade launcher.
 
2020-04-11 8:14:25 PM  
Everyone's at home, how the hell are you gonna mass-shoot a school, dumbasses?

Checkmate, conservadum-dums!
 
2020-04-11 8:15:27 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This is amazing. You're telling me, tomorrow I could do drive-thru Jesus, drive through guns, and then top it off with a drive through triple bacon cheeseburger deluxe with super sized fries in pure lard dippin' sauce?

I...I am so proud to be an American right now. Also I just came in my pants.


We've been doing isolation for how long now and you're still wearing pants?
 
2020-04-11 8:16:05 PM  
The base is definitely solidified this year.
 
2020-04-11 8:16:29 PM  
I'm as libby-lib as they come. Through and through.

Anything that makes a business transaction safer, I'm all for. If people are going to continue to buy guns, then from a scientific point of view, I'm more than fine with them doing their part not to transmit the virus.

Again, as Libby-lib-lib-lib as I am, I learned to shoot at an early age. I was lucky to have a professional sense of respect and use burned into me. The poal opposite of the moron brigade who use these as genital lengtheners.
 
2020-04-11 8:16:47 PM  

Wadded Beef: (Garbled speaker) "For an extra $49 you can get the penis lengthener. Would you like to try that today?"


DRINK!
 
2020-04-11 8:16:53 PM  
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Want me to blast you in the face for free?

AND A GOD DAMNED LITER OF COLA!!!
 
2020-04-11 8:17:34 PM  
In other news, I'm an ER nurse with a ccw, and have started carrying a Walther ppk/s under my scrubs because of all the violent assholes we've been dealing with lately.

Threatening to shoot the ER doctor when you get back might not turn out so well for you when you get here.
 
2020-04-11 8:17:46 PM  
"Uh yeah I'll take a double cheese burger no onions ahh large tater tots and a large diet Coke oh yeah and an AR-15 with the supersize magazine and laser site on the side"
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2020-04-11 8:18:23 PM  

NeoCortex42: Prank Call of Cthulhu: This is amazing. You're telling me, tomorrow I could do drive-thru Jesus, drive through guns, and then top it off with a drive through triple bacon cheeseburger deluxe with super sized fries in pure lard dippin' sauce?

I...I am so proud to be an American right now. Also I just came in my pants.

Don't forget the curbside pickup of a mixed drink or two.


My favorite Mexican restaurant has curbside pickup, which includes their most excellent margaritas.
 
2020-04-11 8:18:34 PM  
Now let's do drive-through abortions!
 
2020-04-11 8:18:58 PM  
Lawsuits have been filed against a number of those shutdown orders, arguing they violate the U.S. Constitution's Second Amendment guaranteeing the right to bear arms. Gun owners say they can't exercise that right if they can't purchase a firearm or ammunition.


Weird. I own a gun, and don't need to go to the store. I mean, I'd like to go out shooting, especially since our "crowd" is about 3 people, and we head out into the desert, so I'd like to grab ammo before I go, but I don't need to. I've got enough to stop the toilet paper thieves and steal their ammo...
 
2020-04-11 8:19:38 PM  

Ambivalence: Shouldn't a laser site be above or below the barrel? Why would anyone have it on the side?


Depends on if you need to look cool.

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2020-04-11 8:19:52 PM  
"Gun owners say they can't exercise that right if they can't purchase a firearm or ammunition."

What kind of a gun nut waits for a pandemic before arming up?
 
2020-04-11 8:20:15 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: In other news, I'm an ER nurse with a ccw, and have started carrying a Walther ppk/s under my scrubs because of all the violent assholes we've been dealing with lately.

Threatening to shoot the ER doctor when you get back might not turn out so well for you when you get here.


Fark ate the other paragraph I was typing. ^^^THIS. 

My point being, it's going to get worse. Really scary worse. Having a form of defense is going to be necessary.
 
2020-04-11 8:21:16 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Gun nuts are nuts.


The people scrambling to buy guns right now don't own any firearms.  They probably were all for all the useless gun control laws they are now becoming intimately familiar with.  "What do you mean I can't take it home today!?"

The only thing existing firearm owners are concerned about is a sufficient supply of ammo.
 
2020-04-11 8:21:37 PM  
Was there not a non-Moonie Times article for this story you could have submitted, subby?

/not clicking
 
2020-04-11 8:21:42 PM  

etoof: Prank Call of Cthulhu: This is amazing. You're telling me, tomorrow I could do drive-thru Jesus, drive through guns, and then top it off with a drive through triple bacon cheeseburger deluxe with super sized fries in pure lard dippin' sauce?

I...I am so proud to be an American right now. Also I just came in my pants.

I think there's a few places doing drive-thru mixed drinks as well. Because no way could that backfire.

Seriously, the local news station keeps talking about it, but I can't remember where they said it is. Guessing texas or someplace like that.


Didn't somewhere down south already do that, before any of this bullsh*t?

I remember the phrase "drive thru daiquiri" and someone having a container with a seal across the top of it as proof it was a closed container.

/Google tells me it is a NOLA thing.
 
2020-04-11 8:21:47 PM  
Meh, still wayyy cheaper over the internet.
 
2020-04-11 8:22:24 PM  
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2020-04-11 8:22:28 PM  

etoof: Ambivalence: Shouldn't a laser site be above or below the barrel? Why would anyone have it on the side?

Depends on if you need to look cool.

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Why does he have a hole in his wrist?
 
2020-04-11 8:25:11 PM  

SansNeural: "Gun owners say they can't exercise that right if they can't purchase a firearm or ammunition."

What kind of a gun nut waits for a pandemic before arming up?


The kind who's nutty enough to be a gun nut in the first place.
 
2020-04-11 8:25:24 PM  
Told ya.
 
2020-04-11 8:26:18 PM  

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HURR DERP DERP


Forget it Jake, it's the Washington Times.
 
2020-04-11 8:26:30 PM  
This may or may not be relevant to the conversation, but after my reply, I suddenly had a thought:

Why is it that during every crisis situation, people start being violent towards healthcare personnel?!

After Katrina, I was posting regular updates on Fark about what was happening.  At one part, we were taking gunfire at the canal St overpass from a guy down the street shooting at us while we were triaging people the Cajun navy rescued from their roof, starting IVs on them bc they were dehydrated, etc...

It was the first time in my life I fired my pistol at an actual person with the intention of hitting them.  I fired a total of 13 rounds at him, with four striking the corner of the building he was ducking behind.  As of 6-7 months ago, those bullet holes/divots were still in the corner bricks of that building.
 
2020-04-11 8:27:32 PM  
So you look more gangsta

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2020-04-11 8:27:42 PM  

etoof: Prank Call of Cthulhu: This is amazing. You're telling me, tomorrow I could do drive-thru Jesus, drive through guns, and then top it off with a drive through triple bacon cheeseburger deluxe with super sized fries in pure lard dippin' sauce?

I...I am so proud to be an American right now. Also I just came in my pants.

I think there's a few places doing drive-thru mixed drinks as well. Because no way could that backfire.

Seriously, the local news station keeps talking about it, but I can't remember where they said it is. Guessing texas or someplace like that.


I have seen a couple articles about that but they're only selling premixed mixers, no alcohol. Add your own booze at home. If they had a way to seal the drinks it wouldn't be much different than buying at a liquor store. Just don't open the bottle before you get home.
 
2020-04-11 8:28:44 PM  
I'm pretty far out of the loop in terms of gun laws but is there still a 5 day waiting period or anything? Would you have to go through approval on their website ahead of time?
 
2020-04-11 8:29:45 PM  

etoof: Ambivalence: Shouldn't a laser site be above or below the barrel? Why would anyone have it on the side?

Depends on if you need to look cool.

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Why does that hand have a hole in it? Has that thing already shot itself?
 
2020-04-11 8:30:11 PM  

Ambivalence: Shouldn't a laser site be above or below the barrel? Why would anyone have it on the side?


That would be a sight to see.
 
2020-04-11 8:30:16 PM  

SansNeural: "Gun owners say they can't exercise that right if they can't purchase a firearm or ammunition."

What kind of a gun nut waits for a pandemic before arming up?


typical?
 
2020-04-11 8:30:26 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: etoof: Ambivalence: Shouldn't a laser site be above or below the barrel? Why would anyone have it on the side?

Depends on if you need to look cool.

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Why does he have a hole in his wrist?


Happened a long time ago while cleaning his gun..
 
2020-04-11 8:32:05 PM  

AngryDragon: Now let's do drive-through abortions!


Starbucks already does drive-thru.
 
2020-04-11 8:32:40 PM  
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2020-04-11 8:32:47 PM  

SansNeural: "Gun owners say they can't exercise that right if they can't purchase a firearm or ammunition."

What kind of a gun nut waits for a pandemic before arming up?


The kind who are anti-gun until the crap hits the fan and they want one for themselves.
 
2020-04-11 8:34:08 PM  
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2020-04-11 8:34:21 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Why does he have a hole in his wrist?


aagrajag: Why does that hand have a hole in it? Has that thing already shot itself?


Idiot Stick Bearer: Happened a long time ago while cleaning his gun..


I'm more interested to see what happens when he fires it with his finger where it is.
 
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