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1384 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Apr 2020 at 6:43 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-04-10 7:09:25 PM  
He is not drunk, he is completely out of his farking mind, and needs to get fired RIGHT NOW (and no, I am not a Texans fan, I am a bi-polar Vikings and Lions fan (yes, I root for one team that likes trolling its fans by winning just enough to get their hopes up before crushing them by failing when it counts and another team that is trying to be the Cleveland Browns of the NFC North).
 
2020-04-10 7:51:57 PM  
Basically trading DeAndre Hopkins for Brandin Cooks and a fourth-rounder and some salary cap room.  This is so crazy it might work!

https://www.turfshowtimes.com/2020/4/​9​/21215748/brandin-cooks-trade-rams-sal​ary-cap-contract-texans

The Texans will now have a $8 million cap hit for having Cooks on their roster, with cap hits of just $12m, $13m, and $14m in the next three years.  Cooks does not turn 30 until the last year of the contract.


The Rams are f*cked though.  They are in cap hell for 2020 after trading Todd Gurley and Brandin Cooks.
 
2020-04-10 8:35:54 PM  

Brokenseas: Basically trading DeAndre Hopkins for Brandin Cooks and a fourth-rounder and some salary cap room.  This is so crazy it might work!

https://www.turfshowtimes.com/2020/4/9​/21215748/brandin-cooks-trade-rams-sal​ary-cap-contract-texans

The Texans will now have a $8 million cap hit for having Cooks on their roster, with cap hits of just $12m, $13m, and $14m in the next three years.  Cooks does not turn 30 until the last year of the contract.


The Rams are f*cked though.  They are in cap hell for 2020 after trading Todd Gurley and Brandin Cooks.


Jeebus, just how much dead money are they having to eat on their salary cap this year because of those two?
 
2020-04-10 8:39:00 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Brokenseas: Basically trading DeAndre Hopkins for Brandin Cooks and a fourth-rounder and some salary cap room.  This is so crazy it might work!

https://www.turfshowtimes.com/2020/4/9​/21215748/brandin-cooks-trade-rams-sal​ary-cap-contract-texans

The Texans will now have a $8 million cap hit for having Cooks on their roster, with cap hits of just $12m, $13m, and $14m in the next three years.  Cooks does not turn 30 until the last year of the contract.


The Rams are f*cked though.  They are in cap hell for 2020 after trading Todd Gurley and Brandin Cooks.

Jeebus, just how much dead money are they having to eat on their salary cap this year because of those two?


Jeebus!! $42 million just for those two dead weights? Do the Rams even have a GM with two functioning brain cells????
 
2020-04-10 9:25:02 PM  
I tried to embrace the Texans after they took my Oilers away but fark this franchise.
Who dat go Saints.
 
2020-04-10 10:31:59 PM  

devilskware: I tried to embrace the Texans after they took my Oilers away but fark this franchise.
Who dat go Saints.


This
 
2020-04-11 12:55:30 AM  
It's hard to be a Houston sports fan. The Astros are unrepentant cheaters. The Rockets are owned by a mobster with terrible taste in food. They will never win a title because James Harden hasn't figured out that he's not getting the calls in May that he would in January.

And the Texans had a small window to win a title that's been slammed shut because the Texans are now run by a megalomaniac with an anus on chin.

Good lord, this is depressing. Even when sports comes back around, I won't have anything to cheer for.
 
2020-04-11 11:27:08 AM  
What does Pittsburgh have to do to complete the Watt Brothers set?
 
2020-04-11 12:20:19 PM  
Gotta wonder what's up with Cooks. I can think of three other players who have been traded three times -- Randy Moss, Brandon Marshall, Michael Bennett. All, to varying degrees, have been known to have difficult personalities and to have worn out their welcomes in multiple places.
 
2020-04-11 12:26:30 PM  

Brokenseas: The Rams are f*cked though.  They are in cap hell for 2020 after trading Todd Gurley and Brandin Cooks.


Yup. We knew it was coming. The team knew it had to win over a new fanbase, and to do so it went all-in on 2019-2020. Cap hell was inevitable. They've also lost Cory Littleton, Nickell Roby-Coleman, Dante Fowler, Clay Matthews and Greg Zuerlein. And they have no first-round pick in the upcoming draft.

They've partially made up for it by bargain shopping for highly drafted disappointments like Leonard Floyd and A'Shawn Robinson, hoping maybe to turn them around. Who knows, it worked pretty well with Fowler.
 
2020-04-11 6:18:20 PM  
he team knew it had to win over a new fanbase

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. How did that work out for them? The only way they get a decent fan base in LA (yes,even with the heritage) is if they change their logo to this:

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2020-04-11 10:08:12 PM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: Brokenseas: Basically trading DeAndre Hopkins for Brandin Cooks and a fourth-rounder and some salary cap room.  This is so crazy it might work!

https://www.turfshowtimes.com/2020/4/9​/21215748/brandin-cooks-trade-rams-sal​ary-cap-contract-texans

The Texans will now have a $8 million cap hit for having Cooks on their roster, with cap hits of just $12m, $13m, and $14m in the next three years.  Cooks does not turn 30 until the last year of the contract.


The Rams are f*cked though.  They are in cap hell for 2020 after trading Todd Gurley and Brandin Cooks.

Jeebus, just how much dead money are they having to eat on their salary cap this year because of those two?

Jeebus!! $42 million just for those two dead weights? Do the Rams even have a GM with two functioning brain cells????


They played win now ball. Then scored 3 in the Superbowl. Oh wells. Almost worked.
 
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