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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   What do you have in common with presumptive #1 pick Joe Burrow? You both will watch the draft sitting on your couch with your parents and watching it on TV   (cincinnati.com) divider line
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2020-04-10 8:58:54 AM  
My mom will be thrilled.  I didn't even know Joe knew my parents.
 
2020-04-10 9:12:15 AM  
I'd love to tune in to the draft, but I just painted my fence and I have to watch it dry.
 
2020-04-10 9:36:16 AM  
For cripes sake. This is the way it is for most players and it always has been. What are we really missing by not having the first round players there in person? The "pageantry"?
 
2020-04-10 9:41:16 AM  
I won't be watching the draft, I don't live with my parents and will therefore also not be in a room with them...so yeah, exactly like me except for every part of it.
 
2020-04-10 9:41:29 AM  
My parents are coming over?  It would be great to see my dad since he passed in 1999.  And my mom will only bug me about never being married and her having no grandkids.
 
2020-04-10 9:47:53 AM  
The USAF Thunderbirds overflew my house a couple times this week since, even though AFA has cancelled their graduation, the flyover was still on the flight schedule.
 
2020-04-10 10:01:55 AM  

IAmRight: I won't be watching the draft, I don't live with my parents and will therefore also not be in a room with them...so yeah, exactly like me except for every part of it.


Be honest.  There may still be a couch involved.  Just probably not *your* couch.
 
2020-04-10 10:20:54 AM  
Ummmm, subby. Most people dont care and will just check the results in the morning after its done
 
2020-04-10 10:21:24 AM  
If Mom and Dad show up for the draft, then the zombie apocalypse will have begun...
 
2020-04-10 10:29:39 AM  

lifeslammer: Most people dont care and will just check the results in the morning after its done


Sure, but 600,000 people showed up in Nasville last year to watch live.  We had a trip to Vegas planned for this year.  I can't understand why Fark picks articles about NASCAR or what the hell  bah God King means.  Those are

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2020-04-10 10:38:15 AM  

006andahalf: The USAF Thunderbirds overflew my house a couple times this week since, even though AFA has cancelled their graduation, the flyover was still on the flight schedule.


AFA was having their graduation as of earlier this week. Just no family. Did that change?

The blue angels did a flyover on garden of the gods last weekend. My son lost his shiat.
 
2020-04-10 10:39:09 AM  

006andahalf: The USAF Thunderbirds overflew my house a couple times this week since, even though AFA has cancelled their graduation, the flyover was still on the flight schedule.


Yeah. It's still on (I just checked). Pence is delivering the address.
 
2020-04-10 10:47:32 AM  

Hendawg: My parents are coming over?  It would be great to see my dad since he passed in 1999


You haven't ready much written by W.W. Jacobs, have you?

2of12: If Mom and Dad show up for the draft, then the zombie apocalypse will have begun...


Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
 
2020-04-10 11:36:40 AM  
Came across this a month or so ago, thought it was a neat find.

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Of course, Mike Weber could have said that each player is "the next greatest player at that position ever" and deleted all of those tweets.

No, I do not think that Joe Burrow is "the next Tom Brady" but I still like it.
 
2020-04-10 12:24:46 PM  
Dick in one hand, paper mache Rosie O'Donnell in the other?
 
2020-04-10 12:37:01 PM  

WoodyHayes: Came across this a month or so ago, thought it was a neat find.

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Of course, Mike Weber could have said that each player is "the next greatest player at that position ever" and deleted all of those tweets.

No, I do not think that Joe Burrow is "the next Tom Brady" but I still like it.


I don't think Joe Burrow is going to be drafted at #199.
 
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