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(US Food and Drug Administration)   If you had a Venn diagram of "FDA warning," "promoting false coronavirus cures," and "Alex Jones" as intersecting circles, step forward to collect your prize   (fda.gov) divider line
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2020-04-10 4:40:13 AM  
10 votes:

veale728: ...why does the FFA logo look like it was designed in 1985?


Because way back then the letters "D" and "F" were interchangeable. It was mostly due to a plot by the Future Farmers of America.

If you have further questions about the "D" ask your mom. Your mom knows a lot about the "D".
 
2020-04-09 9:37:56 PM  
10 votes:
Just today
Colloidal silver nixed by FDA
Infowars is saying it's OK
'Cos we'll just sell it anyway

Suddenly
There's a warning letter sent to me:
My magic toothpaste for COVID-19
Is violating U.S.C.

That's my video? I don't know, I cannot say
I said nothing wrong; they belong
To the Deep Sta-yay-yay-yay-te

FDA
Controlled by reptoids and alien grays
The Clinton murder machine won today
In Prison Planet USA

That's my video? I don't know, I cannot say
I said nothing wrong; they belong
To the Deep Sta-yay-yay-yay-te...

...Just today
Immunovitamins on sale, and they
Can kill all viruses, bacteriae
But you must act now, OK?
Mm, mm, mm, mmm...
 
2020-04-10 4:17:19 AM  
9 votes:
If he wants to satisfy the FDA, he needs to prove the safety and efficacy. Perhaps he can test his products on frogs?

Gay Frogs (Alex Jones REMIX)
Youtube 9JRLCBb7qK8
 
2020-04-10 5:04:45 AM  
7 votes:

cretinbob: [media.giphy.com image 480x480]
48 hours...


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2020-04-10 5:18:55 AM  
2 votes:

IgG4: Gotta love the old 483.

I am pretty sure if he utters a word about any of his products again he goes to jail.


" Violations of the FTC Act may result in legal action seeking a Federal District Court injunction and an order may require that you pay back money to consumers. "
 
2020-04-09 10:23:00 PM  
2 votes:
Gotta love the old 483.

I am pretty sure if he utters a word about any of his products again he goes to jail.
 
2020-04-10 8:05:44 AM  
1 vote:

jaytkay: White_Scarf_Syndrome: PrettyImportant2: "(....) it is unlawful under the FTC Act, 15 U.S.C. 41 et seq., to advertise that a product can prevent, treat, or cure human disease unless you possess competent and reliable scientific evidence, including, when appropriate, well-controlled human clinical studies, substantiating that the claims are true at the time they are made."

FDA better also send a letter to that snake oil salesman at the Whitehouse pushing Hydroxychloroquine.

It's an FDA approved drug, genius.

Which does not have well-controlled human clinical studies, substantiating that the claims are true at the time they are made.

Genius.


It's used under close Dr. supervision successfully.

This seems like it's headed to the "acetaminophen would be illegal* argument.

You have a good point, I was pointing out that it was FDA cleared in response to your post inferring it was snake oil, which it's not.
 
2020-04-10 5:34:52 AM  
1 vote:
The only Venn diagram involving Alex Jones  I've got on file is two concentric circles of "Alex Jones" and "Died in a fire".
 
2020-04-10 4:37:54 AM  
1 vote:

veale728: ...why does the FFA logo look like it was designed in 1985?


Probably because it was?

Meanwhile, have a nice glass of Coca-Cola while you contemplate an update.
 
2020-04-10 4:30:30 AM  
1 vote:
...why does the FFA logo look like it was designed in 1985?
 
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