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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   The best thing to have in your pantry: Vodka   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Sugar, Teaspoon, Water, Flavor, Less Heat, Cooking, Tablespoons Soy Sauce, Medium Onion  
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653 clicks; posted to Food » on 09 Apr 2020 at 10:59 AM (33 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-04-09 11:29:06 AM  
3 votes:
Bonus Bonus recipe:

2oz Vodka

Pour vodka into a glass* with ice. Drink.

*Glass and ice optional. You can pour straight into your gullet from the bottle.

/Why yes, this timeline may be getting to me. Why do you ask?
2020-04-09 6:30:26 PM  
2 votes:
Best recipe for vodka:

Open vodka
Pour down drain
Go to the store and buy a bottle of something fit for someone who isn't a 19 year old sorority girl or some degenerate russian
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