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(Marketwatch)   As ol' Betsy commands her largest yacht through seas of American education responsibility it is arrrgh a billion for the profiteering pirates to be most stimulated   ( divider line
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1834 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Apr 2020 at 3:11 AM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-04-09 3:14:38 AM  
"See, we told you public schools dont work."
2020-04-09 3:14:58 AM  
Grifters giving money to grifters.  It's the circle of grift.
2020-04-09 3:17:55 AM  
Some of the schools eligible for bailout funds also face federal scrutiny for mismanaged funds, while others have been dubbed "failed" under a federal standard requiring them to provide an education adequate for repaying loans, the analysis shows. Some schools eligible for bailout funds have settled lawsuits with the U.S. Justice Department following allegations of fraud and misuse of federal student aid.

And heeeere we gooooo!

It's only been, what, two days since the IG was sacked?
2020-04-09 3:18:38 AM  
Why pay private school tuition?
The pandemic will last until a reliable vaccine is developed.
2020-04-09 3:18:40 AM  
Privatization = Pirate-aye-zation
2020-04-09 3:23:41 AM  

fusillade762: Grifters giving money to grifters.  It's the circle of grift.

I do have to give some grudging respect to Betsy DeVos.

She has been one of the more effective grifters.
2020-04-09 3:31:09 AM  
That's a good idea, subby.

Where do these billionaires take their yachts, anyway? Because I'm willing to bet a well-armed crew of Jolly Roger's finest could plunder a few bloated prizes for a spell. Yarr indeed.
2020-04-09 3:44:16 AM  
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2020-04-09 4:05:47 AM  
"Smash and Grab"
2020-04-09 4:11:00 AM  

oohpah: "Smash and Grab"

The judges also would have accepted "Feeding Frenzy".
2020-04-09 4:11:09 AM  
From the comments:

Who could have guessed that schools which were ripping off students would be ripping off the taxpayers and DeVos wouldn't blink an eye?
2020-04-09 4:18:18 AM  
I'm going to be livid if they don't investigate the living crap out of her after Trump is out of office, because that biatch is just pure f*cking evil.
2020-04-09 4:20:35 AM  
I dun gotten mer' durdhee fom fenix..... aaaaahchoooooooo!

Seriously what will this be. Like 5 Moldy's?

We have Moochies for time and Moldy's for money!
2020-04-09 5:25:45 AM  
She's going to need her brothers mercenary army to protect her........
2020-04-09 5:48:50 AM  
It's the AMerican WAY.
2020-04-09 6:49:35 AM  
I've met members of the DeVos family. They are exactly as creepy in person as you would think.
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