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(Huffington Post)   So, what tips do delivery drivers deserve for risking their health, their lives, their EVERYTHING to bring food to America's doorsteps during this plague? Remind them to wash their hands   (huffpost.com) divider line
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2020-04-09 3:02:30 AM  
10 votes:
The restaurant charges you a delivery fee, but does it go to pay for delivery? Hell no, they keep it all themselves. Essentially charging you extra for not using their dining room. Fark this culture of skimming and deception.
 
2020-04-09 4:35:20 AM  
5 votes:

nytmare: The restaurant charges you a delivery fee, but does it go to pay for delivery? Hell no, they keep it all themselves. Essentially charging you extra for not using their dining room. Fark this culture of skimming and deception.


That would be ubereats or whatever service center charging you that, not the restaurant.

Skipthedishes here.charges that, goes towards the driver,.the kids Chen gets nothing.  Any tip to the driver.

They also take 25% of.the places.revenue, because they essentially extort small businesses I to signing up as."it's the only way".  So fark your own selfish capitalist culture, it's society demanding that.

They could come and pick up and leave a tip,. It nope, delivery is much more lazy.

I've done $1k sales alone in the kitchen all day, start to end, prep open cooking cleaning etc.  Not a single cent in tips, because everything is delivery.  Your drowning in your own greed and I can't get enough of it.

All for 12 an hour working 6 days a week.  You'll just fine something else to whine about the place one.this is all over.  No way you could me grateful for.yhe effort I put I to getting your order accurate, tasty, fresh and attractive.

No instead you get dumbass you doesn't wash his hands, cares not for health regulations, might scratch his beard while making your burger, doesn't care if it's right or even hot or tasty, just throws it together and moves on to the next one.

Because who would want to put any effort I to service g you?  Be glad this beef wasn't shiat in.
 
2020-04-09 11:13:56 AM  
4 votes:

baka-san: A Cave Geek: Here's an honest question to ponder. Why do delivery drivers for food deserve tips and delivery drivers for heavy packages 'not'? What about mail delivery, who drives FAR beyond the realms of normal delivery routes? Why is food delivery so special? (Note, I've done both food and non-food delivery in the past)

Doing food delevery now,
Because we get paid by the delivery (2.50) +tip, we are not W2
Thankfully we see how much the order will make us, and if not worth it, we can decline

I think the question is, why are you food delivery people paid so little that you have to depend on tips?

Apparently, the origin of the whole tradition of tipping waiters (and now food delivery) is rooted in racism and sexism dating back to at least the Civil War as basically a way to continue a form of slavery, and even now in most states constitutes a legal way to pay well below the federal minimum wage:
WaPo ― Feb 18, 2016
Mother Jones ― April, 2016
Time ― Oct. 15, 2018
Politico ― July 17, 2019
Ford Foundation

Attempt to refute the above by a certain conservative "scholar" on YouTube (Louder with Crowder).
It did not originate as an acronym for "To insure Promptness."
 
2020-04-09 8:41:59 AM  
4 votes:
Here's an honest question to ponder.  Why do delivery drivers for food deserve tips and delivery drivers for heavy packages 'not'?  What about mail delivery, who drives FAR beyond the realms of normal delivery routes?  Why is food delivery so special?  (Note, I've done both food and non-food delivery in the past)
 
2020-04-09 6:21:47 AM  
3 votes:
They deserve a big tip, but most of their customers have a lot less money right now.
Business is not a meritocracy
 
2020-04-08 9:33:52 PM  
3 votes:

Kellner21: A blowjob, or at the very least, answering the door naked.

\Helicopter dick optional, but much appreciated.


I have a relevant story.

I've done a lot of delivery in a lot of different functions, heavy freight, legal docs, food, you name it, if it needs to be picked up in one place and put down in another, I've probably done it. I've never had the mythical scantily-clad customer, however. Except for once. I got a twofer.

A pizza, a crazy order. All meats -- pepp, sausage, ham, hamburger, Noah's Ark -- with like five different vegetables. Mustard on the side (???). I didn't really flinch at it, hey, to each their own. You might sense here that the customer was pretty special. I did. At first, I sensed it was a prank, but the staff cooked it and I ran it out. Ok.

So I take the order up to the hotel room I'm delivering to. A Sheraton. One of the Presidential suites on the top floor. Knock knock. No answer. Knock knock again. No answer, but I hear some rustling inside. I was about the call the number, when I heard a voice from with saying "AH'M HEAH OPEN UP DAT DO'"

So I open up. A sixty-something year old Parliament-Funkadelic looking dude is completely naked except for space boots, huge indoor sunglasses, like Blu Blockers, and a giant purple felt top hat with an ostrich feather in it. He's in the midst of receiving a blowjob from a woman who must have weighed upwards of 200 pounds, with a tiny waist and a butt larger than a volleyball.

I collect myself for a moment, and ask "Where do you want me to put this?"

"PUT IT DOWN THEAH! PUT DOWN ON THAT BUREAH"

I look over and there is a stack of bills and a rock candy mountain of cocaine about three inches deep.

"TAKE ONE O' THEM BILLS! KEEP THE CHANGE!"

I say, "Are you sure? Because I have change."

"TAKE THE CHANGE, BWAH! HELP YOU SELF SOME-A THAT BLOW! WOOO!"

I take a hundred -- evidently the stack was all hundreds -- and just sort of gazed at the coke for a moment.

"PICK UP DAT STRAW, MOTHERFARKER!"

I politely declined and said, "Thanks!"

He said "FARK YAH CUZ!" and went back to getting his headwump. I got out of there, and that was that.

As I said, it was a special delivery.
 
2020-04-08 10:19:47 PM  
2 votes:

spelunking_defenestrator: Kellner21: A blowjob, or at the very least, answering the door naked.

\Helicopter dick optional, but much appreciated.

I have a relevant story.

I've done a lot of delivery in a lot of different functions, heavy freight, legal docs, food, you name it, if it needs to be picked up in one place and put down in another, I've probably done it. I've never had the mythical scantily-clad customer, however. Except for once. I got a twofer.

A pizza, a crazy order. All meats -- pepp, sausage, ham, hamburger, Noah's Ark -- with like five different vegetables. Mustard on the side (???). I didn't really flinch at it, hey, to each their own. You might sense here that the customer was pretty special. I did. At first, I sensed it was a prank, but the staff cooked it and I ran it out. Ok.

So I take the order up to the hotel room I'm delivering to. A Sheraton. One of the Presidential suites on the top floor. Knock knock. No answer. Knock knock again. No answer, but I hear some rustling inside. I was about the call the number, when I heard a voice from with saying "AH'M HEAH OPEN UP DAT DO'"

So I open up. A sixty-something year old Parliament-Funkadelic looking dude is completely naked except for space boots, huge indoor sunglasses, like Blu Blockers, and a giant purple felt top hat with an ostrich feather in it. He's in the midst of receiving a blowjob from a woman who must have weighed upwards of 200 pounds, with a tiny waist and a butt larger than a volleyball.

I collect myself for a moment, and ask "Where do you want me to put this?"

"PUT IT DOWN THEAH! PUT DOWN ON THAT BUREAH"

I look over and there is a stack of bills and a rock candy mountain of cocaine about three inches deep.

"TAKE ONE O' THEM BILLS! KEEP THE CHANGE!"

I say, "Are you sure? Because I have change."

"TAKE THE CHANGE, BWAH! HELP YOU SELF SOME-A THAT BLOW! WOOO!"

I take a hundred -- evidently the stack was all hundreds -- and just sort of gazed at the coke for a moment.

"PICK UP DAT STRAW, MOTHERFARKER!"

I politely declined and said, "Thanks!"

He said "FARK YAH CUZ!" and went back to getting his headwump. I got out of there, and that was that.

As I said, it was a special delivery.


farking bootsy
 
2020-04-08 10:18:07 PM  
2 votes:
Fed x or ups deliveries receives free unopened Clorox wipes at my house. Per delivery.
 
2020-04-09 3:06:09 PM  
1 vote:

COMALite J: Even if true (and I'd like you to provide sources ― you know, like I did), that doesn't refute one iota about the origins of the tipping custom.


Even if the origins are correct, it doesn't make it a bad system.

Minimum wage's origins are based on unions trying to compete with black workers who were under bidding them for work.

I know I was making $12/hr 20 years ago waiting tables at a fast casual restaurant. And I was a shiatty waiter.
 
2020-04-09 1:58:00 PM  
1 vote:

COMALite J: baka-san: A Cave Geek: Here's an honest question to ponder. Why do delivery drivers for food deserve tips and delivery drivers for heavy packages 'not'? What about mail delivery, who drives FAR beyond the realms of normal delivery routes? Why is food delivery so special? (Note, I've done both food and non-food delivery in the past)

Doing food delevery now,
Because we get paid by the delivery (2.50) +tip, we are not W2
Thankfully we see how much the order will make us, and if not worth it, we can decline
I think the question is, why are you food delivery people paid so little that you have to depend on tips?

Apparently, the origin of the whole tradition of tipping waiters (and now food delivery) is rooted in racism and sexism dating back to at least the Civil War as basically a way to continue a form of slavery, and even now in most states constitutes a legal way to pay well below the federal minimum wage:• WaPo ― Feb 18, 2016
• Mother Jones ― April, 2016
• Time ― Oct. 15, 2018
• Politico ― July 17, 2019
• Ford Foundation

• Attempt to refute the above by a certain conservative "scholar" on YouTube (Louder with Crowder).It did not originate as an acronym for "To insure Promptness."


Food servers make more on their mini wage + tips than they would on minimum wage or even the cool $15/hr minimum wage,
 
2020-04-09 11:35:03 AM  
1 vote:

COMALite J: baka-san: A Cave Geek: Here's an honest question to ponder. Why do delivery drivers for food deserve tips and delivery drivers for heavy packages 'not'? What about mail delivery, who drives FAR beyond the realms of normal delivery routes? Why is food delivery so special? (Note, I've done both food and non-food delivery in the past)

Doing food delevery now,
Because we get paid by the delivery (2.50) +tip, we are not W2
Thankfully we see how much the order will make us, and if not worth it, we can decline
I think the question is, why are you food delivery people paid so little that you have to depend on tips?

Apparently, the origin of the whole tradition of tipping waiters (and now food delivery) is rooted in racism and sexism dating back to at least the Civil War as basically a way to continue a form of slavery, and even now in most states constitutes a legal way to pay well below the federal minimum wage:

• WaPo ― Feb 18, 2016
• Mother Jones ― April, 2016
• Time ― Oct. 15, 2018
• Politico ― July 17, 2019
• Ford Foundation

• Attempt to refute the above by a certain conservative "scholar" on YouTube (Louder with Crowder).
It did not originate as an acronym for "To insure Promptness."


If so my bad. But yeah, In Texas if you are a tipped employee they can pay as little as 2:13 hr (might be higher now, but I doubt it)
 
2020-04-09 8:49:45 AM  
1 vote:

A Cave Geek: Here's an honest question to ponder.  Why do delivery drivers for food deserve tips and delivery drivers for heavy packages 'not'?  What about mail delivery, who drives FAR beyond the realms of normal delivery routes?  Why is food delivery so special?  (Note, I've done both food and non-food delivery in the past)


Doing food delevery now,
Because we get paid by the delivery (2.50) +tip, we are not W2
Thankfully we see how much the order will make us, and if not worth it, we can decline
 
2020-04-09 8:18:01 AM  
1 vote:

links136: nytmare: The restaurant charges you a delivery fee, but does it go to pay for delivery? Hell no, they keep it all themselves. Essentially charging you extra for not using their dining room. Fark this culture of skimming and deception.

That would be ubereats or whatever service center charging you that, not the restaurant.

Skipthedishes here.charges that, goes towards the driver,.the kids Chen gets nothing.  Any tip to the driver.

They also take 25% of.the places.revenue, because they essentially extort small businesses I to signing up as."it's the only way".  So fark your own selfish capitalist culture, it's society demanding that.

They could come and pick up and leave a tip,. It nope, delivery is much more lazy.

I've done $1k sales alone in the kitchen all day, start to end, prep open cooking cleaning etc.  Not a single cent in tips, because everything is delivery.  Your drowning in your own greed and I can't get enough of it.

All for 12 an hour working 6 days a week.  You'll just fine something else to whine about the place one.this is all over.  No way you could me grateful for.yhe effort I put I to getting your order accurate, tasty, fresh and attractive.

No instead you get dumbass you doesn't wash his hands, cares not for health regulations, might scratch his beard while making your burger, doesn't care if it's right or even hot or tasty, just throws it together and moves on to the next one.

Because who would want to put any effort I to service g you?  Be glad this beef wasn't shiat in.


Not everyone who orders delivery does so because they're "lazy." Consider the elderly individual who can't drive, someone who is injured, disabled, or is recovering from a major surgery.
 
2020-04-09 7:35:29 AM  
1 vote:
20% minimum
 
2020-04-09 5:55:33 AM  
1 vote:
$10 or a roll of toilet paper.
 
2020-04-08 9:07:54 PM  
1 vote:
At least 40%
 
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