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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   If you accidentally threw out your wedding ring and garbage men have already picked up your trash and a coronavirus is going around, just let it go because.....well, nevermind   (ajc.com) divider line
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2020-04-08 11:10:48 PM  
I will always reject a marriage proposal. I can't live with someone with such poor taste.
 
2020-04-08 11:11:58 PM  
"If you ever drop your car keys into hot lava, let 'em go. Because, man, they're gone".

- Jack Handy
 
2020-04-08 11:12:21 PM  

Eat The Placenta: I will always reject a marriage proposal. I can't live with someone with such poor taste.


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2020-04-08 11:14:30 PM  
Eat The Placenta
I will always reject a marriage proposal. I can't live with someone with such poor taste.

your userna--- hey, wait a minute....
 
2020-04-08 11:24:41 PM  

Eat The Placenta: I will always reject a marriage proposal. I can't live with someone with such poor taste.


Much in the same way I refuse to be part of a club that would have me as a member.
 
2020-04-08 11:25:34 PM  
CSB?

I lost my wedding ring in Sequoia National Park in California snow, in the Winter, just six months after I got married. Filled out the lost property form. Six months later, the missus is dying to drag me to the store to get a replacement when what should arrive in the mail? The ring, found by another tourist.

/CSB
//Wife doesn't think it's a CSB
///Tres
 
2020-04-08 11:29:01 PM  
[Dan Owen, the city's superintendent of solid waste and recycling] was able to quickly locate the truck, which hadn't gone very far, and immediately redirected the sanitation crew back to the landfill.

"We stopped the truck and didn't let them pick up any more garbage," he said.


It's good to be connected.
 
2020-04-08 11:30:59 PM  
"Garbage men?"    I thought they were called front-line unisex sanitation and disposal experts in charge of keeping  the populace safe up to and including when civilization  breaks down and they will be operating ox-driven carts and shouting "Bring out your dead!"
 
2020-04-08 11:31:29 PM  
My wife is lacktoes intolerant so I gave her something special
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2020-04-08 11:35:15 PM  
I don't believe TFA story. Sure, Readers Digest stories are uplifting but come on.
 
2020-04-09 2:58:15 AM  

thorpe: I don't believe TFA story. Sure, Readers Digest stories are uplifting but come on.


Gainesville, FL is a special kind of redneck. I believe it's possible there.
 
2020-04-09 3:39:38 AM  
She's dead, Jim
 
2020-04-09 3:44:25 AM  

gunga galunga: "If you ever drop your car keys into hot lava, let 'em go. Because, man, they're gone".

- Jack Handy


The corollary being

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy

~ Jack Handey
 
2020-04-09 5:59:20 AM  

MindStalker: thorpe: I don't believe TFA story. Sure, Readers Digest stories are uplifting but come on.

Gainesville, FL is a special kind of redneck. I believe it's possible there.


This happened in Gainesville, Georgia.  You say redneck, I say rural.

It doesn't surprise me at all.  Hall County is pretty cool.
 
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