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(SB Nation)   What, you mean don't have pandemic insurance?   (sbnation.com) divider line
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2020-04-08 7:01:04 PM  
As much as Tennis can be boring, they are pretty smart people.
 
2020-04-08 7:35:21 PM  
I wonder how many c-suite executives are regretting cutting the pandemic insurance as a cost cutting measure?
 
2020-04-08 8:53:59 PM  
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2020-04-08 9:01:41 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: I wonder how many c-suite executives are regretting cutting the pandemic insurance as a cost cutting measure?


none,  cause they already got their bonuses years ago and probably moved onto another grift by now
 
2020-04-08 9:15:10 PM  
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2020-04-08 9:25:50 PM  
They know a thing or two because they've seen a thing or two.
 
2020-04-08 11:08:12 PM  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2020-04-08 11:46:05 PM  
I have all perils insurance. If Richard Simmons grows 50 feet tall and stomps on my house, I'm covered. I think. I should check the exclusions page again...
 
2020-04-09 12:44:35 AM  
How much is the blancmange insurance?
 
2020-04-09 1:05:45 AM  
Everybody complains about having to pay insurance but you never know when you might just have a pandemic.
 
2020-04-09 5:50:31 AM  
Methinks pandemic would be covered by the Force Majeure clause of contracts and insurance agreements.

But I am not a contract lawyer.

/off to yt legal eagles for the answer
 
2020-04-09 7:07:26 AM  

ZAZ: I have all perils insurance. If Richard Simmons grows 50 feet tall and stomps on my house, I'm covered. I think. I should check the exclusions page again...


Eyes are still a bit blurry, I read that as penis insurance.

I should put some clothes on today.
 
2020-04-09 7:21:07 AM  
Yeah the only thing keeping me from getting pandemic insurance was the massive cost. If not for that I would be so insured.
 
2020-04-09 7:56:42 AM  
Well this worked out for them. Definitely chose wisely compared to getting volcano insurance.
 
2020-04-09 7:56:58 AM  

ChrisDe: ZAZ: I have all perils insurance. If Richard Simmons grows 50 feet tall and stomps on my house, I'm covered. I think. I should check the exclusions page again...

Eyes are still a bit blurry, I read that as penis insurance.

I should put some clothes on today.


I don't think you need to go outside to get penis insurance. Try calling around.
 
2020-04-09 8:23:55 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: I wonder how many c-suite executives are regretting cutting the pandemic insurance as a cost cutting measure?


This is for an event, not for a  typical business. There's no such thing as 'pandemic insurance' this is an event cancellation policy which included pandemic as a cause of loss.
 
2020-04-09 10:15:35 AM  

Ishkur: Methinks pandemic would be covered by the Force Majeure clause of contracts and insurance agreements.

But I am not a contract lawyer.

/off to yt legal eagles for the answer


That's not how any of this works
 
2020-04-09 10:21:04 AM  

Ishkur: Methinks pandemic would be covered by the Force Majeure clause of contracts and insurance agreements.

But I am not a contract lawyer.

/off to yt legal eagles for the answer


Just don't step into the well, or the bailiff will tackle you.
 
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