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2020-04-08 5:48:18 PM  
Trump says lots of things most of them are lies.
 
2020-04-08 5:50:21 PM  
Trump would never admit if anything scared him.

His record shows the louder he says something, the more likely it is he is doing the complete opposite.

So I assume Ivanka is regularly changing his Depends whenever Biden is mentioned.
 
2020-04-08 8:49:30 PM  
Data - YOU are the bird!
 
2020-04-08 8:49:32 PM  

meat0918: Trump would never admit if anything scared him.

His record shows the louder he says something, the more likely it is he is doing the complete opposite.

So I assume Ivanka is regularly changing his Depends whenever Biden is mentioned.


And his presumed favorite line of attack is falling on deaf ears with independent voters now that Jared the Dipshiat is in charge of the pandemic response.
 
2020-04-08 8:49:46 PM  
Let's be honest: He would have said that about whomever the Democratic nominee had been.
 
2020-04-08 8:49:52 PM  
Hopefully it works out as well for him as it did for Hillary when she got her preferred opponent.
 
2020-04-08 8:50:02 PM  
Trump says it would be a 'dream' to run against Biden in 2020

Difficulty: Hillary says it would be a 'dream' to run against Trump in 2016.
 
2020-04-08 8:50:03 PM  
Trump should be stfu and deal with the pandemic.  He behaves like everything is normal and of course for him,it is.
 
2020-04-08 8:50:15 PM  
Uh huh.
 
2020-04-08 8:51:16 PM  
Thursday, July 19, 2018.
 
2020-04-08 8:53:09 PM  
First he whines that Bernie was being treated unfairly and now he is saying he wanted to run against Biden all along?

My kids lied better than that when they were six.
 
2020-04-08 8:53:27 PM  
Biden will chew him up and spit him out in any debate.

Remember how he handled Paul Ryan? That was fun.
 
2020-04-08 8:55:18 PM  
May his dreams becomes nightmares...
 
2020-04-08 8:55:38 PM  
I want to see if orange fatso is going to try to puff up and invade Biden's space like he did with Hillary.  I somehow doubt it. Biden is 6' and fit for a man his age, and would push right back. trump is a bully and a pussy. I look forward to Biden eviscerating him on a debate stage.
 
2020-04-08 8:55:49 PM  
Which is why he got himself impeached trying to dig up dirt on him?
 
2020-04-08 8:56:01 PM  
Damn autocorrect
That's my nightmare 🙄
 
2020-04-08 8:56:14 PM  

Samfucious: Biden will chew him up and spit him out in any debate.

Remember how he handled Paul Ryan? That was fun.


You don't chew on trump and spit him out.

You scrape trump off your shoe and check to make sure you didn't track any into the house.
 
2020-04-08 8:56:19 PM  
The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.
 
2020-04-08 8:57:24 PM  

Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.


Username does not check out.
 
2020-04-08 8:57:55 PM  

Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.


User name doesn't check out.
 
2020-04-08 8:58:11 PM  

Samfucious: Biden will chew him up and spit him out in any debate.


Trump isn't going to put himself on a stage with no teleprompter against Joe Biden.
Not gonna happen.
 
2020-04-08 8:58:41 PM  

jst3p: Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.

Username does not check out.


*shakes a normal Not trump sized fist*
 
2020-04-08 8:59:52 PM  

stoli n coke: meat0918: Trump would never admit if anything scared him.

His record shows the louder he says something, the more likely it is he is doing the complete opposite.

So I assume Ivanka is regularly changing his Depends whenever Biden is mentioned.

And his presumed favorite line of attack is falling on deaf ears with independent voters now that Jared the Dipshiat is in charge of the pandemic response.


Independent voters:

1. People who obviously aren't paying attention and refuse to.
2. The more likely scenario: people who will vote Trump, but too embarrassed to admit it.
3. Idiots who will vote for ANY third party candidate to look edgy.

Tired of people pretending like actual independent voters exist nowadays.
 
2020-04-08 8:59:57 PM  
jst3p:

Username does not check out.

Nuc_E:

User name doesn't check out.

When the NPCs sync up together.
 
2020-04-08 9:02:55 PM  

kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: meat0918: Trump would never admit if anything scared him.

His record shows the louder he says something, the more likely it is he is doing the complete opposite.

So I assume Ivanka is regularly changing his Depends whenever Biden is mentioned.

And his presumed favorite line of attack is falling on deaf ears with independent voters now that Jared the Dipshiat is in charge of the pandemic response.

Independent voters:

1. People who obviously aren't paying attention and refuse to.
2. The more likely scenario: people who will vote Trump, but too embarrassed to admit it.
3. Idiots who will vote for ANY third party candidate to look edgy.

Tired of people pretending like actual independent voters exist nowadays.


I am an unaffiliated voter, is there a difference? If not, I don't exist?

/Not voting for Trump
//Not voting third party
 
2020-04-08 9:04:58 PM  
Every time in my dreams I see an airplane it crashes. And usually if I look up in the skies there are UFOs and people are either ignoring them or saying it's good that they're here and I'm the only one freaking out, and then of course one time I was shooting a film on a cargo ship with Harrison Ford and a huge storm blew up and everyone was gonna die but it made home prices on the French Riviera super cheap so my wife and I moved there.

I guess what I'm saying is, is fark Trump
 
2020-04-08 9:06:40 PM  
He had a weird rant earlier about Obama not backing up Biden, despite the fact that he has he wasn't going to endorse anyone long ago.

Now, let's break out the mile long Rolodex of former administration members who aren't going to endorse Trump, and how many current members shake him off like a bad cases of pubic lice if he gets voted out.
 
2020-04-08 9:09:09 PM  
Remember when he tried to bribe the Ukranian President for dirt on his "dream" general election opponent?

I know it's easy to forget. It was like eight hundred scandals ago.
 
2020-04-08 9:15:43 PM  

jst3p: kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: meat0918: Trump would never admit if anything scared him.

His record shows the louder he says something, the more likely it is he is doing the complete opposite.

So I assume Ivanka is regularly changing his Depends whenever Biden is mentioned.

And his presumed favorite line of attack is falling on deaf ears with independent voters now that Jared the Dipshiat is in charge of the pandemic response.

Independent voters:

1. People who obviously aren't paying attention and refuse to.
2. The more likely scenario: people who will vote Trump, but too embarrassed to admit it.
3. Idiots who will vote for ANY third party candidate to look edgy.

Tired of people pretending like actual independent voters exist nowadays.

I am an unaffiliated voter, is there a difference? If not, I don't exist?

/Not voting for Trump
//Not voting third party


I'm not registered to either party either. Talking about the term in general, and how closet Trumpers throw it around. Scarborough identifies as one, for example, but you know like hell he'd pump that voting booth lever for Trump like a monkey with unlimited access to an orgasm button if he didn't get thrown under the bus.

If you haven't made up your mind about Trump, all my points apply. No. Farking. Exceptions.
 
2020-04-08 9:20:53 PM  

Program User: Samfucious: Biden will chew him up and spit him out in any debate.

Remember how he handled Paul Ryan? That was fun.

You don't chew on trump and spit him out.

You scrape trump off your shoe and check to make sure you didn't track any into the house.


I stand corrected.
 
2020-04-08 9:22:21 PM  

Utter Genius: jst3p:

Username does not check out.

Nuc_E:

User name doesn't check out.

When the NPCs sync up together.


NPCs....

Oh so you are one of those
 
2020-04-08 9:28:37 PM  

Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.


Because they certainly didn't have any dirt on the self-proclaimed socialist who honeymooned in Moscow.
Nosireebob.
 
2020-04-08 9:34:04 PM  

stoli n coke: Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.

Because they certainly didn't have any dirt on the self-proclaimed socialist who honeymooned in Moscow.
Nosireebob.


How much of it involves molestation while being part of an anti-rape movement?
 
2020-04-08 9:36:16 PM  

Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.


The youth wing didn't show up to vote. They stuck it to themselves.

Have a great day Trumper!
 
2020-04-08 9:37:20 PM  

Blaarrg: stoli n coke: Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.

Because they certainly didn't have any dirt on the self-proclaimed socialist who honeymooned in Moscow.
Nosireebob.

How much of it involves molestation while being part of an anti-rape movement?


Repeating right wing memes and using Rose McGowen calling someone out as proof.

Wow, you guys transitioned from berners to trumpers really fast.
 
2020-04-08 9:38:25 PM  

jst3p: kling_klang_bed: stoli n coke: meat0918: Trump would never admit if anything scared him.

His record shows the louder he says something, the more likely it is he is doing the complete opposite.

So I assume Ivanka is regularly changing his Depends whenever Biden is mentioned.

And his presumed favorite line of attack is falling on deaf ears with independent voters now that Jared the Dipshiat is in charge of the pandemic response.

Independent voters:

1. People who obviously aren't paying attention and refuse to.
2. The more likely scenario: people who will vote Trump, but too embarrassed to admit it.
3. Idiots who will vote for ANY third party candidate to look edgy.

Tired of people pretending like actual independent voters exist nowadays.

I am an unaffiliated voter, is there a difference? If not, I don't exist?

/Not voting for Trump
//Not voting third party


I think most of the time what people really mean is undecided. I know there are plenty of unaffiliated voters but I do have a hard time believing anyone hasn't already decided who they're voting for. At this point you're either Team Evil or not.
 
2020-04-08 9:42:21 PM  

EvilEgg: Trump says lots of things most of them are lies.


The problem is that he does not think he is lying.  He thinks if he speaks it, it must be true.  He has been documented to avoid confrontation.  He is unable to challenge his worldview and it is possible that millions will die because of it.
 
2020-04-08 9:43:10 PM  

thiefofdreams: Blaarrg: stoli n coke: Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.

Because they certainly didn't have any dirt on the self-proclaimed socialist who honeymooned in Moscow.
Nosireebob.

How much of it involves molestation while being part of an anti-rape movement?

Repeating right wing memes and using Rose McGowen calling someone out as proof.

Wow, you guys transitioned from berners to trumpers really fast.


A link to a news story is a "right wing meme" now? How quickly has the new Kool-Aid shut down your mental function?

As I keep saying, this is going to be brought up by the republicans. They're going to have commercials full of this. But your only response to it is going to be screaming, "Fake news!" apparently.

It's almost as if with your projection, you're trying to make voters turn to team red...
 
2020-04-08 9:46:11 PM  

stoli n coke: Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.

Because they certainly didn't have any dirt on the self-proclaimed socialist who honeymooned in Moscow.
Nosireebob.


The very fact that he said nice shiat about Castro would be enough to sink Bernie in Florida in the general.
 
2020-04-08 9:46:58 PM  

Blaarrg: thiefofdreams: Blaarrg: stoli n coke: Utter Genius: The GOP and Trump's reelection team has mountains of dirt on Biden. Hunter Biden and Tara Reade are just the tip of the iceberg. Joe might be the weakest presidential candidate since Mondale. Dem primary voters are going to deeply regret voting for this steaming turd 6 months from now. But hey, at least they got to stick it to the youth wing of the party.

Because they certainly didn't have any dirt on the self-proclaimed socialist who honeymooned in Moscow.
Nosireebob.

How much of it involves molestation while being part of an anti-rape movement?

Repeating right wing memes and using Rose McGowen calling someone out as proof.

Wow, you guys transitioned from berners to trumpers really fast.

A link to a news story is a "right wing meme" now? How quickly has the new Kool-Aid shut down your mental function?

As I keep saying, this is going to be brought up by the republicans. They're going to have commercials full of this. But your only response to it is going to be screaming, "Fake news!" apparently.

It's almost as if with your projection, you're trying to make voters turn to team red...


Even you called it a rumor.

Yeah, saying I am turning to team red when you are the one repeating right wing talking points and conspiracy and attacking the presumptive nominee.

What color does the sky taste in your universe?
 
2020-04-08 9:49:21 PM  

Utter Genius: NPCs


DRINK!

/User name does not check out
 
2020-04-08 9:56:03 PM  
thiefofdreams: WAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGAAAAABBBBBBBLLLLLE​! FAKE NEWS! CONSPIRACY! NO YOU'RE THE COLLUSION!


It's a news story my good lil' emperor agent. It was also rumor and allegation that Kavanaugh was a molester. And since Ms. Milano was a part of the movement to investigate him and Biden himself is on record as saying a woman's sexual assault and rape allegations should always been taken seriously, that's most definitely going to come up in the future.

But that works in your favor obviously. Congratulations, your emperor's chances are looking good. You can stop pretending now.
 
2020-04-08 10:06:33 PM  
Biden needs to start campaigning and give reasons why you should vote for him. At least lay out some plans and policies that have appeal. Just saying he's not Trump or vote blue no matter who isn't going to do it alone.
 
2020-04-08 10:10:30 PM  

clovercat: Biden needs to start campaigning and give reasons why you should vote for him. At least lay out some plans and policies that have appeal. Just saying he's not Trump or vote blue no matter who isn't going to do it alone.

hOw DARe YOu critIcizE the MesSIah! OBVioUSLY YOU'Re A trumP VOter TRYiNg to sow DiSCORD!


Start the countdown to our resident leader of the cult of Biden ToD screaming something like this but less coherent.
 
2020-04-08 10:21:37 PM  

Utter Genius: jst3p:

Username does not check out.

Nuc_E:

User name doesn't check out.

When the NPCs sync up together.


You guys ever notice how gop bot npcs are obsessed with "npcs" "soy" and "cucking"

Lots of projection going on I assume
 
2020-04-08 10:31:03 PM  

Samfucious: Biden will chew him up and spit him out in any debate.

Remember how he handled Paul Ryan? That was fun.


And he'll have a big 'ol shiat-eatin' grin on his face while he's twisting the knife. If anything will demotivate R voters, it's the thought of voting for a wimp; they like their tough talk.
 
2020-04-08 10:32:39 PM  
I voted for Liz, as California was already going to go to Bernie. I voted for Bernie, in protest against Hillary last time. This, of course, was during the Primary.
I went for Team Pantsuit in the general, and was going to vote for Bernie if he made it that far this time.
Alas.
Biden will get my vote, because for farks sake people ! Those bastards on the right stole 2 seats on the damn Supreme Court, not to mention packing a *lot* of the lower courts.
We CANNOT allow that to continue.

Vote Blue, no matter farking who. Because lives depend on stopping the deplorables.
 
2020-04-08 11:00:22 PM  
Clinton easily defeated Trump in all the debates and we see how that turned out. Never underestimate Trump's ability to sell himself. If the economy comes roaring back, and the COVID deaths come in under the projections, Trump will likely win re-election.
 
2020-04-08 11:19:03 PM  

Samfucious: Biden will chew him up and spit him out in any debate.

Remember how he handled Paul Ryan? That was fun.


That was 6 years ago though
 
2020-04-08 11:20:53 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Clinton easily defeated Trump in all the debates and we see how that turned out. Never underestimate Trump's ability to sell himself. If the economy comes roaring back, and the COVID deaths come in under the projections, Trump will likely win re-election.


The economy will definitely come back before November. Republicans will hollow out the entire federal reserve to temporarily prop up the stock market for their campaigns if they have to and when it collapses again, it'll be too late to confront them.

Some keep forgetting Donnie is the only one who's actually an idiot. The others are malicious.
 
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