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(Axios)   Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments"   (axios.com) divider line
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1741 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Apr 2020 at 10:27 AM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-04-08 9:16:02 AM  
The benefits she might offer society from actually being a cam girl would far outweigh, almost immeasurably so, any possible benefit that will be derived from her pretending to know anything or care about small, minority-owned, or women-owned businesses.
 
2020-04-08 9:24:11 AM  

Pocket Ninja: The benefits she might offer society from actually being a cam girl would far outweigh, almost immeasurably so, any possible benefit that will be derived from her pretending to know anything or care about small, minority-owned, or women-owned businesses.


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checks out
 
2020-04-08 9:26:39 AM  
We are so fortunate to be able to draw upon her vast years of experience to handle such an economic crisis.  I know I feel so much safer......
 
2020-04-08 9:36:57 AM  
How many tokens do you get for a million masks?
 
2020-04-08 9:40:13 AM  
Is referring to her as Ivanka dead naming her?
Shouldn't she be referred to as Yael Kurshner, or is she saving that name in case the backlash over the Trump name makes being a Trump too difficult
 
2020-04-08 9:43:42 AM  

spongeboob: Is referring to her as Ivanka dead naming her?
Shouldn't she be referred to as Yael Kurshner, or is she saving that name in case the backlash over the Trump name makes being a Trump too difficult


The red-hat is also an antisemite?

let me find my shocked face.
 
2020-04-08 10:07:29 AM  
Is bile a "competitive juice?"  Because if so, she stokes plenty of competitive juices in me.
 
2020-04-08 10:29:56 AM  
The one person for whom I might think really rancid deepfakes are permissible.
 
2020-04-08 10:30:40 AM  
Translation? She sold access to the POTUS
 
2020-04-08 10:31:16 AM  
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Club vibe for lenders...now!
 
2020-04-08 10:31:44 AM  
Well, if she really wants to stroke things, I guess I'd let her... provided she wears appropriate PPE

oh, "stoke"!  Well, that's certainly different.

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Don't judge me!
 
2020-04-08 10:34:04 AM  
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2020-04-08 10:35:07 AM  

spongeboob: Is referring to her as Ivanka dead naming her?
Shouldn't she be referred to as Yael Kurshner, or is she saving that name in case the backlash over the Trump name makes being a Trump too difficult


Her legal name isn't Ivanka either.  I despise the term "dead-naming".
 
2020-04-08 10:35:13 AM  
I don't know where I saw it and am certainly not going to look it up, but saw an article a couple weeks ago about how one service that has been doing gangbusters in the pandemic is OnlyFans.
 
2020-04-08 10:36:27 AM  

Pocket Ninja: The benefits she might offer society from actually being a cam girl would far outweigh, almost immeasurably so, any possible benefit that will be derived from her pretending to know anything or care about small, minority-owned, or women-owned businesses.


Or basically anything else that vapid headed idiot could possibly do with her stupid life
 
2020-04-08 10:37:30 AM  

dionysusaur: The one person for whom I might think really rancid deepfakes are permissible.


Oh no there's more

Melania
Trashcan Lannister

At least.
 
2020-04-08 10:39:28 AM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: [Fark user image 650x402]

Club vibe for lenders...now!


CSB:

When that company first began around 2007 we printed several hundred brochures at work on our digital press.  The normal operator wasn't in that day so our boss went to print it.

He's a hardcore evangelical.  And yes, the brochure had ALL the products they offered on it.
 
2020-04-08 10:39:32 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: spongeboob: Is referring to her as Ivanka dead naming her?
Shouldn't she be referred to as Yael Kurshner, or is she saving that name in case the backlash over the Trump name makes being a Trump too difficult

The red-hat is also an antisemite?

let me find my shocked face.


Spongeboob is on your side, I'm pretty sure. So I'm sure all is forgiven.
 
2020-04-08 10:40:52 AM  

spongeboob: Is referring to her as Ivanka dead naming her?
Shouldn't she be referred to as Yael Kurshner, or is she saving that name in case the backlash over the Trump name makes being a Trump too difficult


She's saving that name for when shirt goes sideways and she tries to take asylum in Israel, a la Hyman Roth.
 
2020-04-08 10:41:37 AM  
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"Who paid the nickel?"
 
2020-04-08 10:43:57 AM  

Pocket Ninja: The benefits she might offer society from actually being a cam girl would far outweigh, almost immeasurably so, any possible benefit that will be derived from her pretending to know anything or care about small, minority-owned, or women-owned businesses.


Well, she'd keep a certain president from presidenting which is good.  Might even earn him a special level in heck.
 
2020-04-08 10:55:23 AM  
They're going to push Pence out and substitute her. This is a résumé-padding.

There's a non-negligible chance she becomes VP in 2021.
 
2020-04-08 10:57:19 AM  
She's vain, vapid and full of shiat. And every bit as crooked as her dad.

Now here's an antidote.
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2020-04-08 11:00:04 AM  

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Point of order: There's a lot of money flying around, but it's not grifting but outright theft.
 
2020-04-08 11:02:03 AM  
Subby, don't you mean stonking competitive juices?
 
2020-04-08 11:02:24 AM  

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"Who paid the nickel?"


they all did
 
2020-04-08 11:11:19 AM  
She better hop to, Pops is crediting her for creating jobs for 10% of the workforce.

No slacking on chaturbate baby.
 
2020-04-08 11:13:19 AM  
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2020-04-08 11:20:09 AM  
Every time I see the two of them together, I think of National Lampoon's Vacation

"I french kiss"
"So do I"
"But daddy says I'm the best at it!"
 
2020-04-08 11:20:16 AM  

mtrac: They're going to push Pence out and substitute her. This is a résumé-padding.

There's a non-negligible chance she becomes VP in 2021.


I actually think that would be great.

Punish water boy Pence by taking away any chance at the big seat and reducing his legacy to toady for Trump

And it would piss off Junior and Eric
 
2020-04-08 11:20:38 AM  
She'll optimize all the things and shift a paradigm or two.
 
2020-04-08 11:21:16 AM  

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Eye bleach

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2020-04-08 11:29:50 AM  
I mean, I'd watch.

/then sob uncontrollably from shame
 
2020-04-08 11:46:06 AM  

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This picture highlights what I have always thought.  Past her early teen years she is more than a little on the ungracefully chunky side.   Many women handle extra weight pretty well.  She doesn't.

This is why you don't see any leotard, yoga pants, or swimsuit photos of her.  (at least recent).
 
2020-04-08 11:52:48 AM  
FTA: She has workforce development experience going back to 2017....what happened in 2017? Hmmm she became the FDOTUS. So, less than 3 years. Such a biggly resume.
 
2020-04-08 12:09:14 PM  
$1.5 billion.
For 30.2 million businesses.
Enjoy your $500.
 
2020-04-08 12:20:29 PM  
Whelph, they're boned.
 
2020-04-08 12:21:07 PM  
I'd love to know just what exactly she is saying to them and whether there is a quid pro quo.
 
2020-04-08 12:22:12 PM  

AntiNerd: Giant Clown Shoe: checks out

This picture highlights what I have always thought.  Past her early teen years she is more than a little on the ungracefully chunky side.   Many women handle extra weight pretty well.  She doesn't.

This is why you don't see any leotard, yoga pants, or swimsuit photos of her.  (at least recent).


I've done a little more research and I've determined two things: she's a awful chip off the awful old block and hubba hubba.

/chunky... lol
 
2020-04-08 1:51:37 PM  
Is she a Phillipino nurse? I've been getting lots of fb spam from Phillipino nurses promoting some sort of 'digital business' nonsense.
 
2020-04-08 2:31:06 PM  
Imagine a lich dragging its fingernails over a chalk board while opening doors where the hinges have been rusted shut for 10,000 years.

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2020-04-08 2:32:47 PM  

deanis: I mean, I'd watch.

/then sob uncontrollably from shame


You need to drink that shame away with a beverage that is of equal value to your subject matter.

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