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(BBC-US)   Doctors treating Boris Johnson vote that he Remain in ICU, still hopeful for coronavirus Crexit soon   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-04-08 8:35:23 AM  
"Crexit" lol
 
2020-04-08 8:38:26 AM  
Bears repeating 
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2020-04-08 8:46:52 AM  
Say what you will about the politics, this is one heck of a good headline.  NIce job 'Smitts.
 
2020-04-08 8:47:07 AM  
Hopefully Coronavirus is free from Boris soon.
 
2020-04-08 8:54:21 AM  
Fake,fake, fake. They read some farker wondering why no polititian cought coronavirus and staged one of them coughting coronavirus
 
2020-04-08 8:55:59 AM  

LewDux: Fake,fake, fake. They read some farker wondering why no polititian cought coronavirus and staged one of them coughting coronavirus


I took it the other way.  I read that he was stable and doing fine and assumed he was already dead.
 
2020-04-08 9:21:07 AM  

LewDux: Fake,fake, fake. They read some farker wondering why no polititian cought coronavirus and staged one of them coughting coronavirus


If you're going to do hoax jokes, make them funny
 
2020-04-08 9:26:38 AM  
Don't the British normally euthanize their leaders if they are on their deathbed?
 
2020-04-08 9:27:44 AM  

Gubbo: LewDux: Fake,fake, fake. They read some farker wondering why no polititian cought coronavirus and staged one of them coughting coronavirus

If you're going to do hoax jokes, make them funny


OK

Hoax walks into a bar and starts cursing "F*K! S*H! S*H! F*K! S*T! S*T! F*K!" and so on
 
2020-04-08 9:27:55 AM  

brendanoconnell: "Crexit" lol


Well, bye, BoJo.
 
2020-04-08 9:32:29 AM  

Bondith: LewDux: Fake,fake, fake. They read some farker wondering why no polititian cought coronavirus and staged one of them coughting coronavirus

I took it the other way.  I read that he was stable and doing fine and assumed he was already dead.


That's actually the course.

Infected person gets gradually worse.  Improves. Then dies from a heart attack.
 
2020-04-08 10:21:51 AM  
how long before donnie takes credit for curing him?
 
2020-04-08 10:23:27 AM  

jeremy2020: how long before donnie takes credit for curing him?


5 minutes after he dies.
 
2020-04-08 10:37:54 AM  
Problem with the herd immunity idea is he might be the one that gets thinned.
 
2020-04-08 11:41:18 AM  

Cdr.Murdock: Well, those Brits would freak if he croaked....


That's one way to put it.

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2020-04-08 12:45:25 PM  
HOTY candidate. Will there be a specific category just for Covid headlines?
 
2020-04-08 1:37:57 PM  
Bojo was a man who thought he was a leader
And he knew that it wouldn't last
Bojo got corona, now he's got no boner,
Now it's just some country sod.
Get back, get back
Get on, get on back to where you once belonged, alright
Get back, got to get on back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, Bojo!
 
2020-04-08 3:01:54 PM  
The Orange Idiot next, please?
 
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