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(Fark and Schnitt)   This week's episode is a tad more serious than we'd like, with Todd living in the NYC hot zone. Still we manage to cover McDonalds workers becoming strippers, towns that think leaf blowers transmit covid, and what America 2.0 might look like   (podcasts.apple.com) divider line
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2020-04-07 11:28:22 AM  
Oh joy I'm the 1st to comment about nothing!!!!
 
2020-04-07 11:29:20 AM  
Pro leaf blower?
You must spend your idle time wearing a leather mask, ball gag & underpants while stuffed into a cedar chest.
Geez Louise.
 
2020-04-07 11:36:49 AM  
who the hell uses apple computers?
 
2020-04-07 11:38:44 AM  
Ten bucks says he was waiting to do that ever since graduating from the academy.
 
2020-04-07 12:23:56 PM  
Study it out, Sheeple. There IS precedent for these shenanigans, at the highest levels...


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2020-04-07 12:59:03 PM  
I didn't know Todd moved to NYC. I thought he was still a Tampa resident.
 
2020-04-07 1:46:06 PM  
Oh, boy.  Since we're all going to be dead soon, it's time for some black humor.

Man was taken to the hospital with COVID symptoms and difficulty breathing.   He was taken into the ER where they immediately placed an oxygen mask on him.  Soon after a nurse came in to take his vitals.  The man looked up at the nurse and through the oxygen mask, in a weak voice he said, "Nurse, did my testicles turn black?"  Nurse was like, 'What the heck?".  She replied, "Please sir, don't get upset, I'm sure everything is fine."  Again the man spoke, "Nurse, I have to know.  Did my testicles turn black?'.   Nurse looked around to see if anyone was watching, lifted up his blanket and took a peek.   She said, "Sir, everything is fine."   The man pulled off the oxygen mask off and said, "NURSE!  DID MY TEST RESULTS COME BACK??"
 
2020-04-07 2:01:48 PM  
Drew, I work for a big telecommunications company and most data centers and telecom hotels are brea/fix only, no new installs. So if they dont have to get I to one turn up new service you might be able to get it done. But I don't think it's likely.
 
2020-04-07 3:20:56 PM  

radiovox: I didn't know Todd moved to NYC. I thought he was still a Tampa resident.


something something never take the floreduh out of the boy.
 
2020-04-08 9:46:10 AM  
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2020-04-08 10:58:20 AM  

some_beer_drinker: who the hell uses apple computers?


What's a computer?
 
2020-04-08 10:59:25 AM  

freakdiablo: some_beer_drinker: who the hell uses apple computers?

What's a computer?


It's a computational device used to access information but that's not important right now.
 
2020-04-08 11:00:36 AM  
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2020-04-08 11:16:41 AM  
 
2020-04-08 11:17:38 AM  

Nick Nostril: Study it out, Sheeple. There IS precedent for these shenanigans, at the highest levels...


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2020-04-08 11:20:01 AM  

cretinbob: Old but still highly relevant


We never did get over it, did we.
 
2020-04-08 11:32:56 AM  

Insain2: Oh joy I'm the 1st to comment about nothing!!!!


Huh. No filter?
 
2020-04-08 11:51:11 AM  

Nick Nostril: Study it out, Sheeple. There IS precedent for these shenanigans, at the highest levels...


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Next thing you know,,

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2020-04-08 11:59:18 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: freakdiablo: some_beer_drinker: who the hell uses apple computers?

What's a computer?

It's a computational device used to access information but that's not important right now.


does it have red stripes?
 
2020-04-08 1:01:45 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Insain2: Oh joy I'm the 1st to comment about nothing!!!!

Huh. No filter?


There are ancient mystical incantations one can use to rise above the mere Fark filter. The results can be a biatchilling, but never fear, there will always be a Boobieser.
 
2020-04-08 1:37:18 PM  

starsrift: Ass_Master_Flash: Insain2: Oh joy I'm the 1st to comment about nothing!!!!

Huh. No filter?

[redacted] The results can be a biatchilling, but never fear, there will always be a Boobieser.


Boobieser ?

/Testing...
//test
//Third slash is the charm
 
2020-04-08 1:49:16 PM  
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