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(CNN)   With nobody looking, they finally took off their pandanas during this pandamic and it was pandamonium   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-04-07 3:40:21 AM  
What a pandanus may look like
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2020-04-07 7:06:29 AM  
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2020-04-07 7:14:53 AM  
FTFA: the gestation period for giant pandas ranges between 72 and 324 days.

How is that different from "We don't have a goddam clue"?
 
2020-04-07 7:16:41 AM  
Quick no one is looking
 
2020-04-07 7:31:57 AM  
Well guess they don't like an audience.
 
2020-04-07 7:50:38 AM  
The successful natural mating process today is extremely exciting for all of us

Whatever does it for you, pal.

/i am no one to judge
 
2020-04-07 8:40:59 AM  
Probably will be a trending video on Pornhub very soon. I would say NSFW, but many of us are home anyway.

https://twitter.com/HongKongFP/status​/​1247175409902342145
 
2020-04-07 8:44:57 AM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: FTFA: the gestation period for giant pandas ranges between 72 and 324 days.

How is that different from "We don't have a goddam clue"?


"we don't have a clue" means that they don't know the answer.

"ranges" means that they know the answer, but the answer varies.

For pandas in captivity, zookeepers are pretty confident they know when a panda is in heat, and it only lasts a couple of days.  So date of conception is known.  Date of birth is also known pretty precisely.  (The newborns are really tiny, but zookeepers are pretty vigilant when it comes to pregnant pandas.)

Generally, oestrus happens in the spring, and birth in the fall, an average of five months later... but it varies, three to seven months is normal, with one case closer to a year.
 
2020-04-07 8:48:45 AM  

dentalhilljack: Probably will be a trending video on Pornhub very soon. I would say NSFW, but many of us are home anyway.

https://twitter.com/HongKongFP/status/​1247175409902342145


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2020-04-07 8:54:05 AM  
Well the gestation comment sent me off to do some Google research.  The National Zoo says:

Panda gestation length ranges from 90 to 180 days, with an average pregnancy lasting 135 days. This wide variation in gestation occurs because the fertilized egg usually floats freely in the mother's uterus before it implants and begins developing. Once the embryo is attached to the uterine wall, its development continues until a panda is born;
 
2020-04-07 9:03:25 AM  
I did a project in college on why we shouldn't waste time on pandas as they are evolutions mistake...
Got a perfect score.


They tried giving them Viagra.
They tried showing them videos of pandas having sex.
All they had to do was leave them alone.
 
2020-04-07 9:14:47 AM  
George Carlin on Panda Fucking
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2020-04-07 2:03:09 PM  
Imagine the patience. How long did they wait, how long have they wanted to?
 
2020-04-07 3:09:41 PM  

johnny_vegas: dentalhilljack: Probably will be a trending video on Pornhub very soon. I would say NSFW, but many of us are home anyway.

https://twitter.com/HongKongFP/status/​1247175409902342145

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Is that bamboo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 
2020-04-08 1:21:24 AM  
deep pandatration
 
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