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2020-04-06 4:18:34 PM  
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2020-04-06 5:09:14 PM  
They're both creeps.

Creep #1

Teen Titans Go! | Meet the Tooth Fairy | Cartoon Network UK 🇬🇧
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2020-04-06 5:09:36 PM  
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2020-04-06 5:22:59 PM  
I found out this morning at 6:30 am that apparently lawn guys are essential workers.
 
2020-04-06 5:24:56 PM  
Great.  Now if these 2 don't wear protective gear and they infect thousands of kids, they will be hated for generations.

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2020-04-06 5:28:06 PM  
Great, just great.........

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2020-04-06 5:29:06 PM  
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2020-04-06 5:29:43 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: I found out this morning at 6:30 am that apparently lawn guys are essential workers.


Pool guys, too.
 
2020-04-06 5:36:12 PM  
Aww, man. Let her sleep.
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2020-04-06 5:39:48 PM  
Well, duh.
 
2020-04-06 5:40:49 PM  
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2020-04-06 5:43:02 PM  
Silly? That's a very clever way to bring a little levity into the whole messy situation. From what I've read of this women, she is very smart.
 
2020-04-06 5:46:33 PM  

WastrelWay: Silly? That's a very clever way to bring a little levity into the whole messy situation. From what I've read of this women, she is very smart.


She is the opposite of Trump in every meaningful way.
 
2020-04-06 5:47:55 PM  

WastrelWay: Silly? That's a very clever way to bring a little levity into the whole messy situation. From what I've read of this women, she is very smart.


Marianne Williamson is a fan.

While most of her Democratic debate rivals offered specific proposals Thursday when asked by moderator Chuck Todd what issue they would push first as president, Marianne Williamson suggested phoning an ally.

"My first call is to the prime minster of New Zealand (Jacinda Ardern) who said that her goal is to make New Zealand the best place in the world for a child in the world to grow up," the author and motivational speaker responded. "And I will tell her 'Girlfriend, you are so on, because the United States of America is going to be the best place in the world for a child to grow up."
 
2020-04-06 5:56:00 PM  

Moniker o' Shame: I found out this morning at 6:30 am that apparently lawn guys are essential workers.


Not in Michigan.  But honestly I don't know why lawn people, construction, etc. can't keep working.  Everyone can keep distant.  Maybe they're worried about in-car on way to job sites.

One thing that's for-sure open: the Michigan state lottery!  Gotta get those $$$.
 
2020-04-06 6:11:47 PM  
The NZUHEDMEE (New Zealand Union of Hobbits, Elves, Dwarves and Middle Earth Employees) demand the same designation.
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2020-04-06 6:32:35 PM  
The saddest thing about Easter in NZ, is that no one I've talked to has heard of Marshmallow Peeps.

It's just not a thing.

And I can't even order them through Amazon.
 
2020-04-06 6:56:24 PM  
Have to say she seems pretty damn cool.


/Kiwi envy
 
2020-04-06 7:19:50 PM  

ISO15693: The saddest thing about Easter in NZ, is that no one I've talked to has heard of Marshmallow Peeps.

It's just not a thing.

And I can't even order them through Amazon.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2020-04-06 7:20:48 PM  
Ya kid c'mon an sit on me cum and nicotine stained faux-fur lap like a good tike, what could possibly go wrong when you visit your memaw on Easter?
 
2020-04-06 7:23:58 PM  
I was looking for some jelly beans a couple of weeks ago, Walfart is my go to place ($1.00). Well they were out of my favorite brand......Ok so I go looking online for same said jelly beans, oh I found em all right.......$10.00 for a 1lb bag or 3lb was over $20.00......Fark that if that Bunny can't bring em for less than free. I'll be eating the ones I had forgotten about last year and I also found a 20 year bag of peeps if I'm that desperate.
Oh and dinner is Hossinpher for Easter.
 
2020-04-06 7:48:59 PM  

WastrelWay: Silly? That's a very clever way to bring a little levity into the whole messy situation. From what I've read of this women, she is very smart.


I'm an "essential worker" and my 4 year old has started crying every time my 2 year old is in a different room because he thinks the virus is going to get him. There have to be kids all over the world who have fears they've never known. A message like this may be the difference between despair and hope for a child. Especially if they're the kind of kid who listens to the news even when it looks like they are engrossed in some toy.
 
2020-04-06 8:20:26 PM  
And then there's:

"Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?"
 
2020-04-06 9:39:19 PM  

LouisZepher: Aww, man. Let her sleep.
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Yeah... Meanwhile you have Trump.
 
2020-04-06 9:49:35 PM  
Makes sense.
 
2020-04-06 10:18:35 PM  
I have a crush on her, until she starts talking. I can't handle the accent. Liv Moore is super cute, but Rose McIver and her normal accent, I just can't get past it.
 
2020-04-06 10:19:37 PM  
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2020-04-06 11:32:17 PM  

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Imagine what it'd be like to be a small film maker and have Alan With a Spoon Rickman offer to be in your project.
 
2020-04-07 3:36:07 AM  

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That was excellent.
 
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