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(History Channel)   On this day in history, Pocahontas married Rolfe. While the historical record does not say, we can assume Kermit and Miss Piggy were the best man and bridesmaid   (history.com) divider line
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2020-04-05 10:43:44 AM  
Oh.

I was previously informed about a king lion who needed to find his voice within three days or his fiance frog was gonna turn back into a dalmatian that is trapped in a lamp.

Now I feel much more prepared for this week's Sunday School teleconference.  Thanks!
 
2020-04-05 11:51:27 AM  
Swedish Chef Muppet is Best Muppet.
 
2020-04-05 2:38:34 PM  

WoodyHayes: Swedish Chef Muppet is Best Muppet.


Statler and Waldorf 4 lyfe!

They are two Muppets *as one*.

/ Oh snap S&W are Bert and Ernie in old age.
 
2020-04-05 2:49:37 PM  
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2020-04-05 3:03:26 PM  
Sad, really.   She died of some quick acting disease....pneumonia, smallpox, who knows, at a young age.   Far away from her home, in England.
 
2020-04-05 3:12:07 PM  
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2020-04-05 3:27:52 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Sad, really.   She died of some quick acting disease....pneumonia, smallpox, who knows, at a young age.   Far away from her home, in England.


Ok. I'm adopted, but I've been told I'm directly descended from John during medical inquiry for my kids. Where do I read up about all the real story? I see a lot of craep online, and I know the romance story is BS.
 
2020-04-05 3:42:48 PM  

nijika: WoodyHayes: Swedish Chef Muppet is Best Muppet.

Statler and Waldorf 4 lyfe!

They are two Muppets *as one*.

/ Oh snap S&W are Bert and Ernie in old age.


Y'all keep misspelling Sweetums.

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2020-04-05 3:44:19 PM  

aungen: Dewey Fidalgo: Sad, really.   She died of some quick acting disease....pneumonia, smallpox, who knows, at a young age.   Far away from her home, in England.

Ok. I'm adopted, but I've been told I'm directly descended from John during medical inquiry for my kids. Where do I read up about all the real story? I see a lot of craep online, and I know the romance story is BS.


TFD
 
2020-04-05 3:46:48 PM  

aungen: Dewey Fidalgo: Sad, really.   She died of some quick acting disease....pneumonia, smallpox, who knows, at a young age.   Far away from her home, in England.

Ok. I'm adopted, but I've been told I'm directly descended from John during medical inquiry for my kids. Where do I read up about all the real story? I see a lot of craep online, and I know the romance story is BS.


https://www.nps.gov/jame/learn/histor​y​culture/pocahontas-her-life-and-legend​.htm

This is a good internet start.  From the National Park Service.
 
2020-04-05 3:53:14 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: aungen: Dewey Fidalgo: Sad, really.   She died of some quick acting disease....pneumonia, smallpox, who knows, at a young age.   Far away from her home, in England.

Ok. I'm adopted, but I've been told I'm directly descended from John during medical inquiry for my kids. Where do I read up about all the real story? I see a lot of craep online, and I know the romance story is BS.

https://www.nps.gov/jame/learn/history​culture/pocahontas-her-life-and-legend​.htm

This is a good internet start.  From the National Park Service.


Thanks. I almost went to TFD. If this doesn't work I'll head that way :)
 
2020-04-05 3:57:55 PM  
On this day in history, Pocahontas married Rolfe. While the historical record does not say, we can assume Kermit and Miss Piggy were the best man and bridesmaid


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Aren't they a cute couple?
 
2020-04-05 3:58:32 PM  
Myth? Myth? Yeth?

Why is history his story and heresy hers?
 
2020-04-05 4:01:52 PM  

nijika: WoodyHayes: Swedish Chef Muppet is Best Muppet.

Statler and Waldorf 4 lyfe!

They are two Muppets *as one*.

/ Oh snap S&W are Bert and Ernie in old age.


An individual who likes Statler and Waldorf is one of good taste, may all of your harvests be bountiful.
 
2020-04-05 4:05:56 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: nijika: WoodyHayes: Swedish Chef Muppet is Best Muppet.

Statler and Waldorf 4 lyfe!

They are two Muppets *as one*.

/ Oh snap S&W are Bert and Ernie in old age.

Y'all keep misspelling Sweetums.

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ESSENTIAL WORKER
 
2020-04-05 4:06:49 PM  
Isn't the bridesmaid picked by the bride?
 
2020-04-05 6:32:50 PM  
Elizabeth Warren always gets the hottest guys
 
2020-04-05 9:07:10 PM  

nyclon: Elizabeth Warren always gets the hottest guys


How
 
2020-04-05 10:42:40 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: aungen: Dewey Fidalgo: Sad, really.   She died of some quick acting disease....pneumonia, smallpox, who knows, at a young age.   Far away from her home, in England.

Ok. I'm adopted, but I've been told I'm directly descended from John during medical inquiry for my kids. Where do I read up about all the real story? I see a lot of craep online, and I know the romance story is BS.

https://www.nps.gov/jame/learn/history​culture/pocahontas-her-life-and-legend​.htm

This is a good internet start.  From the National Park Service.


Well crap. I could be a descendant.  Especially with the obfuscation of a closed adoption, voiding any hope of finding out beyond the blunt disclosure.  I'm glad I have only told a semi-anonymous internet forum.  Gonna keep that to myself.  I'd never be able to prove a thing.

Her story is so sad.  I think she was poisoned.
 
2020-04-05 11:13:46 PM  
For a minute there I thought that this was a story about Elizabeth Warren marrying a Nazi.
 
2020-04-06 1:25:58 AM  

nijika: WoodyHayes: Swedish Chef Muppet is Best Muppet.

Statler and Waldorf 4 lyfe!

They are two Muppets *as one*.

/ Oh snap S&W are Bert and Ernie in old age.


Not really; S&W aren't gay.

Waaaaait, did I just stumble upon something?
 
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