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(ABC Action News)   Gators are pretty nasty already, and now they have drugs and guns?   (abcactionnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, SEMINOLE COUNTY, Orlando, Florida, Greater Orlando, Drug addiction, Sheriff, Florida authorities, Coroner, Lake Mary, Florida  
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2020-04-05 2:48:47 AM  
I thought UF sports were done for the year
 
2020-04-05 2:50:14 AM  
 
2020-04-05 7:01:18 AM  
I once did drugs with a guy who went by the name Gator.
 
2020-04-05 7:02:26 AM  
Once I was on a fan boat in the Everglades and had to share the craft with a family of Cidiots from Illinois.
They were all screaming at a heron to stop eating the baby alligators, because that's mean.

I said, "This isn't Disney World farkers"
And then I ate their children.
 
2020-04-05 7:03:50 AM  
That's right our gators don't fool around!
 
2020-04-05 7:05:06 AM  
It's always the same. People with 'gators or large snakes are those least responsible to care for them. But it's always entertaining when they get bit.

(Recall an episode of COPS where the idiot wouldn't tell the ER what sort of poisonous snake he had that bit him.)
 
2020-04-05 7:22:56 AM  
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2020-04-05 7:30:02 AM  
Rick & Morty - Crocubot
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2020-04-05 7:35:25 AM  
I remember a show about drugs, guns, and gators in Florida back in the 80's

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2020-04-05 7:46:02 AM  
Baby ones at that...

That's even scarier than crabs with knives...
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2020-04-05 8:01:37 AM  
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2020-04-05 8:07:58 AM  
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2020-04-05 8:20:51 AM  
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But it is a cute little f*cker, and not long off the nest. Healthy looking too.
 
2020-04-05 8:53:53 AM  
Gators gonna gate
 
2020-04-05 8:56:44 AM  
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2020-04-05 9:12:17 AM  
Who gives a baby alligators access to guns and drugs?? Those alligators parents should be in prison.
 
2020-04-05 9:37:59 AM  
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2020-04-05 9:50:46 AM  

jimjays: It's always the same. People with 'gators or large snakes are those least responsible to care for them. But it's always entertaining when they get bit.

(Recall an episode of COPS where the idiot wouldn't tell the ER what sort of poisonous snake he had that bit him.)


I can guarantee the guy did not get bit by a poisonous snake.

/venomous
 
2020-04-05 11:00:34 AM  
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I was drug running in Florida, I took a little risk.
Send gators, guns and money, Dad, get me out of this.
 
2020-04-05 11:10:52 AM  
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2020-04-05 11:49:02 AM  
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2020-04-05 12:07:52 PM  

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What a crock!
 
2020-04-05 12:45:52 PM  
And jorts. God, don't forget the jorts.
 
2020-04-05 12:59:13 PM  
Gotta love Fla!!!
 
2020-04-05 1:18:24 PM  

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OK Swamp "Boomer"s. Filling the ecological niche left by Messicans and other "Good People" of the bootstrapy Copperhead road variety.

Trump has Made Amerikka Grayte Agin. For Copperheads and "Boomers" of his own ilk.

The Donald is King "Boomer" of the Swamp, he is the Swamp Thang.
 
2020-04-05 1:21:42 PM  

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Crocostimpey welcomes you to "The Great Untamed World of Trumpery".
 
2020-04-05 3:21:02 PM  
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2020-04-05 6:16:58 PM  
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be too
 
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