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2020-04-03 12:16:10 PM  
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\ I keed, I keed.
 
2020-04-03 12:19:27 PM  
I love livetreams
 
2020-04-03 12:24:59 PM  
Who cares
 
2020-04-03 1:10:53 PM  
If you cover your body with guacamole, will that work against a green screen?
 
2020-04-03 1:19:48 PM  
Your background gave me a seizure.
 
2020-04-03 1:29:51 PM  
Looking forward to floating head friday
 
2020-04-03 1:49:27 PM  
Nice, got it live this time.
 
2020-04-03 1:57:25 PM  
Lasso his ass and keelhaul him.
 
2020-04-03 2:12:13 PM  

fly_gal: Looking forward to floating head friday


That is a strange user name.
 
2020-04-03 2:13:54 PM  

Callous: Lasso his ass and keelhaul him.


I know reviving fark TV is bad enough, but that isn't fair to the boat. 

The boat did nothing wrong.
 
2020-04-03 2:16:12 PM  

meat0918: fly_gal: Looking forward to floating head friday

That is a strange user name.


I've just discovered my alt.
 
2020-04-03 2:18:17 PM  
I have three cats and am living alone.  It's helping.
 
2020-04-03 2:32:30 PM  
"Disorderly conduct"

I suggest that all crimes should be classified as Disorderly Conduct. There should be 10 levels:

1 Doing nothing at all (to give cops an excuse) or bothering other people

2 Damaging some property in a minor way

3 Damaging some property in a major way

4 Stealing

5 Stealing more stuff

6 Hurting someone blah blah legal verbiage

....  ( you get the idea)

8 Being a dishonest public servant (in China, they execute these)

9 Being the head of a corporation that practices corporate fraud

10 Intentional murder with motive. Note: motive currently does not have to be proven for 1st degree murder, but it's hard to convict without it. Make it a requirement.

You may disagree with the categories. Perhaps there should be 20 of them.

We need this because the criminal codes vary from state to state and so do the penalties. We have the Uniform Commercial Code which we were almost forced to commit to memory in law school. Why should there not be a Uniform Criminal Code?

We have a Model Penal Code https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_P​e​nal_Code which adheres to the old outmoded concept of this crime, that crime, when all crimes should be considered a degree of Disorderly Conduct.

Make it so.
 
2020-04-03 2:34:56 PM  
Send gifts!
 
2020-04-03 2:41:29 PM  
Twitch is farked
 
2020-04-03 2:47:10 PM  

fly_gal: meat0918: fly_gal: Looking forward to floating head friday

That is a strange user name.

I've just discovered my alt.


I didn't realize I was in the wrong thread.
 
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