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(Marketwatch)   Couple quarantined together after contracting virus on their first date. "I really like her eyes," he said, before contemplating feasting on them when the cans of corn nog are depleted   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Influenza, Nick Crawford's online dating story, Common cold, Crawford's dating adventures, flu-like symptoms, New Yorker's 5-point guide, President Trump, novel coronavirus  
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2020-04-02 1:41:53 PM  
cans of corn nog

What's corn nog?
2020-04-02 2:48:50 PM  

Oreminer: cans of corn nog

What's corn nog?

Only thing I can find, but it comes in a carton:

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2020-04-02 2:52:28 PM  
Maybe it's an anagram:  GORN CON

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2020-04-02 2:55:51 PM  
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You wouldn't know her.  She's from Canada.
2020-04-02 4:52:52 PM  
I'm just gonna put this here that maybe some of you missed in the article .   " A friend they spent time with that night later tested positive for the coronavirus, he said. "

Let your imaginations fly now!
2020-04-02 11:24:10 PM  
Stupid sexy Gorn.
2020-04-03 10:45:17 AM  

mcmnky: Stupid sexy Gorn.

I love the button that says "Me So Gorny".
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