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(The Hill)   Absolutely not, Mr. Vice President. Because there's a major difference between belittling something and repeatedly lying about it   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-04-01 3:25:05 PM  
Heckuva job, Mikey!
 
2020-04-01 3:51:38 PM  
They are going to continue to say things in an effort to hide their culpability. They just can't stop themselves. There aren't any facts available that help them, so they will have to rely on things besides facts.

The population is looking for leadership, and the administration is looking for ways to deflect blame. This scenario has a chance of creating some, well, let's say tension between the population and the administration.

We'll see, I guess.
 
2020-04-01 3:52:35 PM  
... and substitute my own.
 
2020-04-01 4:04:26 PM  

aaronx: They are going to continue to say things in an effort to hide their culpability. They just can't stop themselves. There aren't any facts available that help them, so they will have to rely on things besides facts.



They're just now getting their talking points organized and out to their base.  Right now it is several - Dems would have worked against him if he had took measures in Jan or Feb...the numbers weren't every/aren't accurate so we couldn't act accordingly....China hosed us up...it was the FDA's putting regs on testing (as if the FDA doesn't jump when the pres. tells them too at the moment).

It's a failure of leadership and they are doing their best to obfuscate.  *Before* this thing hit our country, we knew plenty about what it could do.  We should have been preparing for it at the federal level - forming an organized task force, surveying hospitals and communities with how they will Meathookle this and forming priority lists.  Tell the public the actions that are being taken to prepare our nation.  Instead, we got two months of calling it hoax, hype and Democrat conspiracy that was widely parroted by supporting media and supporters in general.
 
2020-04-01 4:07:32 PM  
Anything but taking responsibility.
Anything but the truth.
 
2020-04-01 4:11:38 PM  
Chaos Goblin Tubbs Sanders Cagney Coronavirus
 
2020-04-01 4:12:10 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Chaos Goblin Tubbs Sanders Cagney Coronavirus


Sorry, just testing for Horse Feathers
 
2020-04-01 4:13:23 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Chaos Goblin Tubbs Sanders Cagney Coronavirus

Sorry, just testing for Horse Feathers


You found 'em!
 
2020-04-01 4:14:29 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Chaos Goblin Tubbs Sanders Cagney Coronavirus


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2020-04-01 4:15:22 PM  
"I think he's expressed... I think he's expressed..."

It doesn't matter what you think, it's the fact that he has is what matters Mr. Pence.
 
2020-04-01 4:15:34 PM  
So. . .at some point we're going to take it upon ourselves to knock a collective reality into their skulls right? One that doesn't get the rest of us all killed????
 
2020-04-01 4:16:55 PM  
I think the next big thing is going to be individuals videoing and posting a dramatically different reality to what the US government is trying to sell the American public.
They still don't understand the internet and fake news isn't going to work when the evidence is everywhere
 
2020-04-01 4:18:02 PM  
Mike, Isn't telling a lie a sin?
 
2020-04-01 4:18:59 PM  

Bermuda59: Mike, Isn't telling a lie a sin?


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2020-04-01 4:19:20 PM  
Republicans always lie.
 
2020-04-01 4:20:30 PM  
Mike looks Whacked. Don't you think he looks Whacked?
 
2020-04-01 4:20:39 PM  
Belittled? What a weird choice of words. To my knowledge Big Cheese Payaso never gave it a mean, diminutive nickname so I guess he's right.
 
2020-04-01 4:21:21 PM  
I don't know if this administration is modeled on Kafka, Orwell or Dr Seuss, but fark me, can they lie their asses off!
 
2020-04-01 4:24:06 PM  
Yet another "Christian" who thinks the 9th commandment is more of a suggestion.
 
2020-04-01 4:24:29 PM  
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2020-04-01 4:25:14 PM  
He's said the stupid shiat on camera and has had someone type it for him in his twatters, you farking moron.

Just because you're farking stupid doesn't mean everybody is.

Why don't you go somewhere quiet and try not to think about jacking off while the adults talk?
 
2020-04-01 4:26:06 PM  

I'm an Dilly driver: I don't know if this administration is modeled on Kafka, Orwell or Dr Seuss, but fark me, can they lie their asses off!


It's the "48 Laws of Power".

Chaos Goblin has clearly read this book and launched a political career based on it.  Before it was published he was just an idiot trust fun playboy, but a few years later he became a TV star and politician.

If the people want to look behind the curtain and see what's going on in this sociopath's Noodle, they should read that book.  Chaos Goblin is not merely stupid, he's legitimately evil.
 
2020-04-01 4:28:54 PM  
If you lookup "useful Idiot" in the Dictionary you find this:

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2020-04-01 4:30:23 PM  
Never forget:

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2020-04-01 4:30:39 PM  

I'm an Dilly driver: I don't know if this administration is modeled on Kafka, Orwell or Dr Seuss, but fark me, can they lie their asses off!


All wet three times - its Hitler, Mussolini and Franco (and I forget the Portuguese guy's name).
 
2020-04-01 4:31:56 PM  
Maybe he should actually listen to what the puckered asshole says instead of just standing behind him and drooling nodding his Noodle.
 
2020-04-01 4:33:58 PM  
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It was fake, the Chinese lied, the impeachment distracted us, the CDC didn't think it was serious, the Democrats wanted to make Chaos Goblin look bad....it wasn't my fault
 
2020-04-01 4:34:06 PM  
"I don't believe the Big Cheese has ever belittled the threat of the coronavirus."

Jesus, that's a lot of plausible deniability
 
2020-04-01 4:34:43 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Never forget:

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That  pretty much sums it up. All done here.

/ Fark Pence
 
2020-04-01 4:35:54 PM  

The Lone Gunman: "I don't believe the Big Cheese has ever belittled the threat of the coronavirus."

Jesus, that's a lot of plausible deniability


Yet he believes a middle eastern jew turned water into wine..... which he won't drink.
 
2020-04-01 4:40:17 PM  

etoof: The Lone Gunman: "I don't believe the Big Cheese has ever belittled the threat of the coronavirus."

Jesus, that's a lot of plausible deniability

Yet he believes a middle eastern jew turned water into wine..... which he won't drink.


You are forgetting that grapes are almost all water.  But it is clear that God has to be a yeast in any event.  And frankly, I've always figured that God was a bacterium, they are the most powerful and most prevalent living things on the planet.
 
2020-04-01 4:41:28 PM  
Nope. There's no farking way you're whitewashing this one, shiatbags. Chaos Goblin and his entire moron brigade wouldn't get over how it's just a flu, to the point that it became a farking raldrawing the long bow cry and even bled over to some of the otherwise more reasonable sorts. It's probably among the most dangerous gaslighting ever perpetrated, and it's costing hundreds of lives every single day.

To both Chaos Goblin and everyone who parroted this shiat when the numbers were coming in and looking scary as fark, go fark your hat. I hope history vividly remembers at least the Noodle assholes in this horror show.
 
2020-04-01 4:43:29 PM  

UberDave: aaronx: They are going to continue to say things in an effort to hide their culpability. They just can't stop themselves. There aren't any facts available that help them, so they will have to rely on things besides facts.


They're just now getting their talking points organized and out to their base.  Right now it is several - Dems would have worked against him if he had took measures in Jan or Feb...the numbers weren't every/aren't accurate so we couldn't act accordingly....China hosed us up...it was the FDA's putting regs on testing (as if the FDA doesn't jump when the pres. tells them too at the moment).

It's a failure of leadership and they are doing their best to obfuscate.  *Before* this thing hit our country, we knew plenty about what it could do.  We should have been preparing for it at the federal level - forming an organized task force, surveying hospitals and communities with how they will Meathookle this and forming priority lists.  Tell the public the actions that are being taken to prepare our nation.  Instead, we got two months of calling it hoax, hype and Democrat conspiracy that was widely parroted by supporting media and supporters in general.


There is also the "We took this seriously from the start but the dims didn't! Look! We have been staying home but the dim cities are the worst because they are breaking the rules! And the illegals! What about them!?!"

Man. They pivot faster than a top spins.

/they also like exclamation points
//usually multiple to get that point across
///store was fine today for food
 
2020-04-01 4:43:47 PM  

Nullav: Nope. There's no farking way you're whitewashing this one, shiatbags. Chaos Goblin and his entire moron brigade wouldn't get over how it's just a flu, to the point that it became a farking raldrawing the long bow cry and even bled over to some of the otherwise more reasonable sorts. It's probably among the most dangerous gaslighting ever perpetrated, and it's costing hundreds of lives every single day.

To both Chaos Goblin and everyone who parroted this shiat when the numbers were coming in and looking scary as fark, go fark your hat. I hope history vividly remembers at least the Noodle assholes in this horror show.


You see, I can't even tell how much of that is actually what you wrote, and which parts got changed by Fark's 4/1 filter.

Either way, I still agree.
 
2020-04-01 4:44:20 PM  
Pence replied that Chaos Goblin is "an optimistic person,"

Interesting phrasing for "delusional."
 
2020-04-01 4:44:31 PM  

UncleDirtNap: If you lookup "useful Idiot" in the Dictionary you find this:

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If I recall his nickname in Indiana was Mike Dense
 
2020-04-01 4:45:43 PM  
They still see this as a PR issue, not a national health issue.

They think that if they can just control the media's interpretation of the crisis, that will make the crisis go away.
 
2020-04-01 4:47:51 PM  

Ishkur: They still see this as a PR issue, not a national health issue.

They think that if they can just control the media's interpretation of the crisis, that will make the crisis go away.


It's the same way they've changed the bible over the years as well. Keep repeating lies, and eventually it becomes canon
 
2020-04-01 4:50:00 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Never forget:

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Refresh my memory, what was the story behind that?
 
2020-04-01 4:52:05 PM  
Can we keep these Wombats?
 
2020-04-01 4:55:58 PM  

HighTechHick: Unscratchable_Itch: Never forget:

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Refresh my memory, what was the story behind that?


They were at a meeting, Chaos Goblin put his bottle of water on the floor for some reason, and Pence immediately copied him. Totally weird, sycophantic behavior.
 
2020-04-01 4:56:36 PM  

Stoker: "I think he's expressed... I think he's expressed..."

It doesn't matter what you think, it's the fact that he has is what matters Mr. Pence.


I've spent a portion of the day teaching my kids the difference between fact and opinion.  What Bee's knees examples...
 
2020-04-01 5:04:42 PM  
Mikey, it doesn't matter what you say because the Drumpfster is throwing you under the bus by the time of the Republican convention.
 
2020-04-01 5:22:17 PM  
Well, there go my illusions about how if only Trump had been convicted by the Senate, Pence would have handled Covid-19 differently.

This is an epidemic, my Republican friends.  Epidemics don't have ears and therefore do not respond to the inexact terminology that you're so fond of making use of when things start going badly.
 
2020-04-01 5:24:46 PM  
Next, Trump will be compared to Paul Revere bravely shouting the warning to all of us. The Coronavirus is coming!
 
2020-04-01 7:35:27 PM  
"Belittle" a threat?  Like call it a dummy?  That damn threat, it's just a pussy threat.
 
2020-04-01 9:26:01 PM  

Porkbelly: etoof: The Lone Gunman: "I don't believe the Big Cheese has ever belittled the threat of the coronavirus."

Jesus, that's a lot of plausible deniability

Yet he believes a middle eastern jew turned water into wine..... which he won't drink.

You are forgetting that grapes are almost all water.  But it is clear that God has to be a yeast in any event.  And frankly, I've always figured that God was a bacterium, they are the most powerful and most prevalent living things on the planet.


Bacteria fit all the definitions of god. They're everywhere, in each of us and work in mysterious ways. Some live right in our bellies and tell us what to do. Trump's bugs are telling him what to do. There's a well-defined bacterial plan behind this that has been decades in the making. The bugs have finally had enough of people not taking care of themselves and being kind to others so they're starting to kill all the assholes.
 
2020-04-01 9:47:13 PM  

Porkbelly: etoof: The Lone Gunman: "I don't believe the Big Cheese has ever belittled the threat of the coronavirus."

Jesus, that's a lot of plausible deniability

Yet he believes a middle eastern jew turned water into wine..... which he won't drink.

You are forgetting that grapes are almost all water.  But it is clear that God has to be a yeast in any event.  And frankly, I've always figured that God was a bacterium, they are the most powerful and most prevalent living things on the planet.


If not a bacterium, then a beetle. As Haldane noted, God does have an inordinate fondness for them.
 
2020-04-02 5:54:03 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Never forget:

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WTF?
 
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