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null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 6:29:36 PM  
TF sponsors: post here with any qualifications you want to put on sponsorship.

Liters: post here to say you're up for TF or reply to a TF sponsors.
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 6:31:08 PM  
I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?
 
devine
2020-03-31 6:42:45 PM  
I'm game.

I have four to give out. My only condition is that I ask you not to link to twitter.
 
styckx [OhFark]
2020-03-31 6:48:51 PM  
It would be wise for TFers not to use their free 1 month sponsorships they have in storage.  That isn't really helping Fark out at all in the middle financial crutch. Open wallet sponsors only
 
Wanebo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 6:49:16 PM  
Why not just go to the main page and look in a few threads and find somebody posting there to sponsor?

Be sure to bring some byte sanitizer with you so you don't bring back any herpes or something.
 
Wanebo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 6:52:12 PM  

styckx: It would be wise for TFers not to use their free 1 month sponsorships they have in storage.  That isn't really helping Fark out at all in the middle financial crutch. Open wallet sponsors only


I've had at least 3 liters that I sponsor stick around TF long term, so it can help. But I get what you are saying.
 
GardenWeasel [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 6:58:30 PM  

null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?


thumbs.gfycat.comView Full Size
 
GardenWeasel [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 6:59:30 PM  

styckx: It would be wise for TFers not to use their free 1 month sponsorships they have in storage.  That isn't really helping Fark out at all in the middle financial crutch. Open wallet sponsors only


The idea/hope behind gifts was always "get em hooked and they will pay to stay"
 
styckx [OhFark]
2020-03-31 7:01:54 PM  

GardenWeasel: styckx: It would be wise for TFers not to use their free 1 month sponsorships they have in storage.  That isn't really helping Fark out at all in the middle financial crutch. Open wallet sponsors only

The idea/hope behind gifts was always "get em hooked and they will pay to stay"


I mean I guess it can't hurt and I get the theory behind it definitely. I was just thinking in a more "instant gratification" financial way that's all.
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 7:20:21 PM  

GardenWeasel: null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?

[thumbs.gfycat.com image 454x250]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
AlwaysRightBoy
2020-03-31 8:10:30 PM  
I'm all out of Farks to give.
 
skatedrifter [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 8:22:54 PM  
Dance liters, dance!

/pew pew pew
 
abhorrent1
2020-03-31 8:29:43 PM  

null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?


Haven't they suffered enough?
 
Naido [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 8:29:57 PM  
Give me at least 10 of your favorite movies and we'll see if I approve of your taste.  Dance!  Dance like the preacher has forbidden it!
 
Naido [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 8:31:11 PM  

abhorrent1: null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?

Haven't they suffered enough?


Browns fandom *and* TF.  Just in case you were only 98% certain that you're a loser
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:37:11 PM  

abhorrent1: null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?

Haven't they suffered enough?


Naido: abhorrent1: null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?

Haven't they suffered enough?

Browns fandom *and* TF.  Just in case you were only 98% certain that you're a loser


HEY NOW, IF THEY CANCEL THE SEASON WE CAN HAVE ANOTHER PERFECT SEASON PARADE!
 
Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:39:18 PM  
Canadians - reply with the town or city where you currently reside. I'll sponsor the first person to claim each location. Don't cheat.

/offer valid until I come to my senses, or for 24 hours, whichever comes first
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:42:15 PM  
*zzz-iiipppp*
 
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 8:43:24 PM  

devine: I'm game.

I have four to give out. My only condition is that I ask you not to link to twitter.


I am sooo gonna tweet that.
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:43:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *zzz-iiipppp*


This isn't the "Stormy Daniels rates your mushroom" thread.
 
Munden [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:45:26 PM  
sponsoring potheads with hearts of gold
 
Hankie Fest [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:46:54 PM  
I could use one. I'm a minister with a foul mouth and snarky attitude, female, live in the cornfields of Iowa, prefer the KC Royals. Also, wine.
 
Mister Peejay
2020-03-31 8:47:30 PM  

null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?


Aren't we suffering enough?
 
Chabash
2020-03-31 8:47:39 PM  
I would have thought this thread would be more popular...
 
Mister Peejay
2020-03-31 8:48:25 PM  

abhorrent1: null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?

Haven't they suffered enough?


dammit
 
Chabash
2020-03-31 8:48:44 PM  

devine: I'm game.

I have four to give out. My only condition is that I ask you not to link to twitter.


I don't tweet.
 
Jairzinho
2020-03-31 8:51:15 PM  
Thanks doyner!
 
ShankatsuForte
2020-03-31 8:51:23 PM  

null: I'll go first.

Willing to sponsor 1 person for a year, prefer a Browns fan/farkette.  Anyone?


I'm not a browns fan per se, but I just got out of the bathroom after taking an art modell.
 
powhound
2020-03-31 8:52:01 PM  
So, now this is a dating site? I would have thought it would be a pr0n site with the name, and the mascot. I'm not really available but for the right price might be.
 
skatedrifter [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 8:52:30 PM  
Sponsoring photographers, drama queens and/or attractive people.
 
Weatherkiss [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:53:03 PM  

powhound: So, now this is a dating site? I would have thought it would be a pr0n site with the name, and the mascot. I'm not really available but for the right price might be.


It... it can be a dating site... if... if you want it to be.
 
The5thElement
2020-03-31 8:53:23 PM  
I promise to never submit a tweet.

/Not too proud to beg.
//Please?
 
powhound
2020-03-31 8:54:10 PM  
Oh, and thanks beezeltown for the TF a while back!
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:54:17 PM  

Weatherkiss: powhound: So, now this is a dating site? I would have thought it would be a pr0n site with the name, and the mascot. I'm not really available but for the right price might be.

It... it can be a dating site... if... if you want it to be.


If you're not on the fence about it.
 
Bslim [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 8:54:44 PM  

devine: I'm game.

I have four to give out. My only condition is that I ask you not to link to twitter.


Don't even have Twitter
 
BiblioTech [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:55:03 PM  
Any farkettes want TF?  I'm furloughed but can still give out my freebies and a few paid maybe. Would be nice to have some more women around here
 
abhorrent1
2020-03-31 8:55:10 PM  

Chabash: I would have thought this thread would be more popular...


I'm shocked that people don't want to beg for TF.

Just sponsor someone if you want. Why make people interview for it? Does that make the sponsors feel important?
 
Weatherkiss [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:55:12 PM  

null: Weatherkiss: powhound: So, now this is a dating site? I would have thought it would be a pr0n site with the name, and the mascot. I'm not really available but for the right price might be.

It... it can be a dating site... if... if you want it to be.

If you're not on the fence about it.


I haven't decided yet. It's important to keep an open mind.
 
powhound
2020-03-31 8:55:24 PM  

Weatherkiss: powhound: So, now this is a dating site? I would have thought it would be a pr0n site with the name, and the mascot. I'm not really available but for the right price might be.

It... it can be a dating site... if... if you want it to be.


I .... just don't know if I'm brave enough. I'll join you on the fence and think it over.
 
Pinner
2020-03-31 8:55:41 PM  
Just wait for a sec. Captain Kirk is getting the Enterprise out of an amoeba....
 
Subtonic [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 8:56:52 PM  
I've been sponsored about a dozen times for the inane juvenile crap I post. You too can be a part of that legacy. Won't you give the grandkids something to be proud of?
Fark user imageView Full Size


*Sarah McLocklan music plays*
 
Pinner
2020-03-31 8:57:19 PM  
...and membrane ruptured! Spock is safe.
So, what's going on here?
 
Parthenogenetic
2020-03-31 8:58:01 PM  

BiblioTech: Any farkettes want TF?  I'm furloughed but can still give out my freebies and a few paid maybe. Would be nice to have some more women around here


*I'm* a Farkette, and a Liter

tytmb.files.wordpress.comView Full Size


/negative on both
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 8:59:04 PM  

abhorrent1: Chabash: I would have thought this thread would be more popular...

I'm shocked that people don't want to beg for TF.

Just sponsor someone if you want. Why make people interview for it? Does that make the sponsors feel important?


Nobody's making anyone interview for it.  However, there *are* some people out there who have issues with Drew or modmins or Fark and want nothing to do with TF or money being attached to their names so this sort of gives them some better control over it, and also lets the people who are interested in it come forward and say so.

Plus there's probably people who would feel weird if they were randomly sponsored, anonymously or not.  Another way to give some sort of control or sort out some of the issues.
 
Gubbo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 9:00:36 PM  

BiblioTech: Any farkettes want TF?  I'm furloughed but can still give out my freebies and a few paid maybe. Would be nice to have some more women around here


I was thinking the same. But didn't know how to say it without sending creepy
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-03-31 9:01:09 PM  

null: abhorrent1: Chabash: I would have thought this thread would be more popular...

I'm shocked that people don't want to beg for TF.

Just sponsor someone if you want. Why make people interview for it? Does that make the sponsors feel important?

Nobody's making anyone interview for it.  However, there *are* some people out there who have issues with Drew or modmins or Fark and want nothing to do with TF or money being attached to their names so this sort of gives them some better control over it, and also lets the people who are interested in it come forward and say so.

Plus there's probably people who would feel weird if they were randomly sponsored, anonymously or not.  Another way to give some sort of control or sort out some of the issues.


Plus there's been some decent comedy in this thread, so hey.
 
Snapper Carr
2020-03-31 9:01:47 PM  

Chabash: I would have thought this thread would be more popular...


Eh.  I enjoy free stuff as much as the next cheap bastard but honestly the only thing I've ever really used TF for is getting in early in the weekly music thread.
 
Canucklehead68
2020-03-31 9:01:54 PM  

GardenWeasel: styckx: It would be wise for TFers not to use their free 1 month sponsorships they have in storage.  That isn't really helping Fark out at all in the middle financial crutch. Open wallet sponsors only

The idea/hope behind gifts was always "get em hooked and they will pay to stay"


I heard from my best friend's uncle, that his cousin's nephew, got gifted Total Fark once, and now he hangs out in incel chatroom on 8chan.
 
TexasPeace
2020-03-31 9:02:11 PM  
196422
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-03-31 9:02:51 PM  
1) Fark is in trouble? Since when?

2) I guess i can sponsor some peoples. No requirements, I'd just ask that people who get free TF don't troll or intentionally lie you know, if you have a soul and all.
 
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