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2020-03-31 9:04:16 AM  
The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?
 
2020-03-31 1:37:24 PM  

Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?


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2020-03-31 1:38:02 PM  
This is all in the hopes that your covid-19 carrier is in another county...
 
2020-03-31 1:38:22 PM  

Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?


Survey says:

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2020-03-31 1:39:15 PM  

Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?


Bill Brasky came up with the name for the band Sha Na Na!

/they did not want to be called that
 
2020-03-31 1:46:59 PM  
"Stay home, or else we'll guarantee you catch the virus."
 
2020-03-31 1:52:18 PM  
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2020-03-31 1:59:21 PM  
Pretty sure that only applies to the Black Folk
 
2020-03-31 2:03:19 PM  
Oh please let this apply to Trump! Please please PLEASE!
 
2020-03-31 2:14:17 PM  

Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?


It still boggles my mind that Sha Na Na played Woodstock.
 
2020-03-31 2:18:48 PM  

Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?


Yes.
 
2020-03-31 2:24:45 PM  

zepillin: Pretty sure that only applies to the Black Folk


We know the playbook: Cops will knock on their door for a "talk", tell them they have to come outside for a talk, then whack 'em and arrest them for going outside.
 
2020-03-31 2:36:36 PM  

gunsmack: Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?

It still boggles my mind that Sha Na Na played Woodstock.


Mine too!

They went on right before Hendrix, who I think had a little history with them.  The trippiest band in the lineup.  You can see on people's faces how much their minds were blown.
 
2020-03-31 2:38:28 PM  

IlGreven: zepillin: Pretty sure that only applies to the Black Folk

We know the playbook: Cops will knock on their door for a "talk", tell them they have to come outside for a talk, then whack 'em and arrest them for going outside.


What's all that meth doing on the floor right here?
 
2020-03-31 2:42:49 PM  
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2020-03-31 2:45:49 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: IlGreven: zepillin: Pretty sure that only applies to the Black Folk

We know the playbook: Cops will knock on their door for a "talk", tell them they have to come outside for a talk, then whack 'em and arrest them for going outside.

What's all that meth doing on the floor right here?


You're doing your racism wrong. Meth is a white people thing. Try again.
 
2020-03-31 2:46:38 PM  
Arresting people for leaving their house is farking stupid on a number of levels. Firstly, with so many non-falsifiable exceptions to the rule it will just let police arrest whoever they want.

"Prove you were foing to the grocery store and not to visit friends!"

<shows wallet with grocery money>

"That's a suspicious amount of money, we'll have to confiscate it and you're under arrest."

Secondly, how the fark does it help to put people in jail where they are certain to get and transmit the virus.

Lastly, it seems impossibly cruel to arrest people for anything short of a serious felony if you're not bolding bail hearings or trying cases.
 
2020-03-31 2:53:36 PM  

gunsmack: Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?

It still boggles my mind that Sha Na Na played Woodstock.


I just watched the documentary of the Festival Express tour of Canada and was surprised they were featured.  Pretty great also!

/I couldn't tell which guy in the video was Bowser
 
2020-03-31 3:23:55 PM  

gunsmack: Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?

It still boggles my mind that Sha Na Na played Woodstock.


That, and Jimi Hendrix opening for The Monkees on a tour in 1967.
 
2020-03-31 3:25:27 PM  

VanillaEnvelope: Arresting people for leaving their house is farking stupid on a number of levels. Firstly, with so many non-falsifiable exceptions to the rule it will just let police arrest whoever they want.

"Prove you were foing to the grocery store and not to visit friends!"

<shows wallet with grocery money>

"That's a suspicious amount of money, we'll have to confiscate it and you're under arrest."

Secondly, how the fark does it help to put people in jail where they are certain to get and transmit the virus.

Lastly, it seems impossibly cruel to arrest people for anything short of a serious felony if you're not bolding bail hearings or trying cases.


How:
Were they between their home and work/supermarket/pharmacy?
Fine. If not it's a problem.

Your other points stand.
Other countries have used fines.
Too many people doing stupid stuff and hurting the whole of society and medical people. Punishment is the only way to reach those people.

Case in point: My in-laws won't stop visiting my mother-in-law, even though BIL and SIL's husband both work out of office.
If someone is dear to you, either distance yourself physically from them this period or distance yourself from other people and stay with your loved ones.
Don't be a corona bridge.
 
2020-03-31 3:44:09 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: StoPPeRmobile: IlGreven: zepillin: Pretty sure that only applies to the Black Folk

We know the playbook: Cops will knock on their door for a "talk", tell them they have to come outside for a talk, then whack 'em and arrest them for going outside.

What's all that meth doing on the floor right here?

You're doing your racism wrong. Meth is a white people thing. Try again.


So, crack?
 
2020-03-31 4:00:42 PM  

IlGreven: zepillin: Pretty sure that only applies to the Black Folk

We know the playbook: Cops will knock on their door for a "talk", tell them they have to come outside for a talk, then whack 'em and arrest them for going outside.


All part of the Mayor's plan. Right?
 
2020-03-31 4:03:18 PM  

whitefangz64: Cthulhu Theory: StoPPeRmobile: IlGreven: zepillin: Pretty sure that only applies to the Black Folk

We know the playbook: Cops will knock on their door for a "talk", tell them they have to come outside for a talk, then whack 'em and arrest them for going outside.

What's all that meth doing on the floor right here?

You're doing your racism wrong. Meth is a white people thing. Try again.

So, crack?


There you go.
 
2020-03-31 4:09:54 PM  

gunsmack: Mugato: The Super Mario creature or the guy from Sha Na Na?

It still boggles my mind that Sha Na Na played Woodstock.


The doctor that saw me in the Sharps ER in San Diego was a member of Sha Na Na and played at Woodstock. Nurse told me about it afterward.

But Sha Na Na has had more members then there are farkers, so statistically speaking...
 
2020-03-31 4:26:25 PM  
But it's cool if they Get a Job?
 
2020-03-31 4:33:58 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: StoPPeRmobile: IlGreven: zepillin: Pretty sure that only applies to the Black Folk

We know the playbook: Cops will knock on their door for a "talk", tell them they have to come outside for a talk, then whack 'em and arrest them for going outside.

What's all that meth doing on the floor right here?

You're doing your racism wrong. Meth is a white people thing. Try again.


Hey! What's that gun doing there?
 
2020-03-31 4:36:52 PM  
Gee, I didn't mean to immediately sidetrack the discussion with my Boobies.

/yeah, let the filter do its thing
 
2020-03-31 8:55:56 PM  
You want your mind blown, Bowser went to Juilliard, you hear him speak he's a very smart man.
Dolph Lundgren got a Fulbright scholarship to MIT
Asia Carrera is a classical pianist, got a full ride to college and is in Mensa.


Kinda lost the trail there thinking about Asia Carrera, but I would have made a good point.
 
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