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2020-03-31 9:12:10 AM  
Not sure if want
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2020-03-31 9:17:49 AM  
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2020-03-31 9:45:10 AM  
James T. Kirk would do her.
 
2020-03-31 10:04:50 AM  
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2020-03-31 10:16:15 AM  
Green was an improvement.
 
2020-03-31 10:19:36 AM  
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2020-03-31 10:20:03 AM  
WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?
 
2020-03-31 10:20:06 AM  
the hulk reboot you didn't want
 
2020-03-31 10:21:34 AM  
Oooh, Orion Slave Girl cosplay!
 
2020-03-31 10:22:17 AM  
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Tell me about it, sister.
 
2020-03-31 10:22:42 AM  
It seems she blends in with so many ordinary things.
 
2020-03-31 10:23:01 AM  
That's Wicked, but it looks better on Idina Menzel.

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2020-03-31 10:23:08 AM  
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Buys 3 bottles get free flying monkey
 
2020-03-31 10:23:54 AM  
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2020-03-31 10:23:55 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


Chemtrails
Are Real
 
2020-03-31 10:24:51 AM  
It can't be that bad... (Clicks)
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Dayummm!!!!
 
2020-03-31 10:26:30 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


No Ragrets
 
2020-03-31 10:27:58 AM  
HOT!
 
2020-03-31 10:29:06 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


It's the Magna Carta
 
2020-03-31 10:31:22 AM  
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2020-03-31 10:40:12 AM  

beezeltown: Not sure if want
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He def does my friend
 
2020-03-31 10:40:44 AM  
Honestly she looks better green... much better than the tanned beef jerkyskin look in her other pics. It's ok to be different people, it ain't easy being green.
 
2020-03-31 10:41:34 AM  
Oh man this thread is far more creative and funny than I thought you could get out of an article like this.
Bravo, farkers!
 
2020-03-31 10:42:02 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


"When words fail *someone can't read the name* speaks."
 
2020-03-31 10:42:28 AM  
She went on to make a killing writing "With This One Weird Trick" articles for clickbait sites.
 
2020-03-31 10:43:03 AM  
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2020-03-31 10:46:24 AM  

huntercr: Oh man this thread is far more creative and funny than I thought you could get out of an article like this.
Bravo, farkers!


It wasn't easy.
 
2020-03-31 10:46:47 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


"Where words fail, music speaks" ( followed by 2 eighth notes )

The googles tell me this is a quote from Hans Christian Andersen. This tattoo is surprisingly literate and interesting... but I have a thing for Aussie's so maybe I'm wearing green tinted lenses.
 
2020-03-31 10:50:17 AM  
This fairly reeks of phony, attention-seeking behavior, from the "I'm not sure what happened, maybe expired fake tan stuff?" opening, all the way through what appears to be evenly-applied green make-up that only covers her face and one hand.

I mean come on, the other photos of her in TFA showed more skin BEFORE she turned green than the single photo of AFTER did.
 
2020-03-31 10:52:12 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


"Your company name here".
 
2020-03-31 11:07:34 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


Where words fail
music speaks
 
2020-03-31 11:14:49 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


"Daddy touched me." They all say that.
 
2020-03-31 11:16:48 AM  

Mukster: Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?

"Your company name here".


"Drivers Wanted"
 
2020-03-31 11:20:30 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: This fairly reeks of phony, attention-seeking behavior, from the "I'm not sure what happened, maybe expired fake tan stuff?" opening, all the way through what appears to be evenly-applied green make-up that only covers her face and one hand.

I mean come on, the other photos of her in TFA showed more skin BEFORE she turned green than the single photo of AFTER did.


I'm going with this.
 
2020-03-31 11:28:30 AM  

Fear the Clam: Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?

"Daddy touched me." They all say that.


Hey, hey - sometimes they say "Daddy Left."

Would also accept "My New 'Uncle" Touched Me."
 
2020-03-31 11:40:55 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: This fairly reeks of phony, attention-seeking behavior, from the "I'm not sure what happened, maybe expired fake tan stuff?" opening, all the way through what appears to be evenly-applied green make-up that only covers her face and one hand.

I mean come on, the other photos of her in TFA showed more skin BEFORE she turned green than the single photo of AFTER did.


I agree. My first thought was that her fake tan mess up was fake. She also looks pregnant in her green photo. Wonder what she's really up to.
 
2020-03-31 11:42:57 AM  
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2020-03-31 11:52:01 AM  
TFA says she spent most of a weekend in the shower scrubbing it off. She's lucky she didn't melt.
 
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2020-03-31 11:53:30 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: This fairly reeks of phony, attention-seeking behavior, from the "I'm not sure what happened, maybe expired fake tan stuff?" opening, all the way through what appears to be evenly-applied green make-up that only covers her face and one hand.

I mean come on, the other photos of her in TFA showed more skin BEFORE she turned green than the single photo of AFTER did.


Exactly.  Additionally there are two bits of discolored skin on her forehead, possibly budding melanomas, that are very much not visible on the green photo.  Tanning agent doesn't mask skin faults like that's it much more translucent than that.

I bet the reason she limited herself to her head, neck, and hand is because she couldn't figure out how to make her tattoos look right with the makeup, so she chose to simply keep that part covered.
 
2020-03-31 12:10:13 PM  

alaric3: Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?

Where words fail
music speaks


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2020-03-31 12:17:59 PM  
Approves.

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2020-03-31 12:28:47 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: This fairly reeks of phony, attention-seeking behavior, from the "I'm not sure what happened, maybe expired fake tan stuff?" opening, all the way through what appears to be evenly-applied green make-up that only covers her face and one hand.

I mean come on, the other photos of her in TFA showed more skin BEFORE she turned green than the single photo of AFTER did.


Yes, she should post pictures that prove she is green everywhere.

/yeah, I need to get out more... oh wait, I can't
 
2020-03-31 12:32:08 PM  

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That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that picture.
 
2020-03-31 1:55:57 PM  

DRTFA: Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?

Chemtrails
Are Real


Russian: Fifty dollars extra.
 
2020-03-31 2:11:44 PM  

TWX: Barricaded Gunman: This fairly reeks of phony, attention-seeking behavior, from the "I'm not sure what happened, maybe expired fake tan stuff?" opening, all the way through what appears to be evenly-applied green make-up that only covers her face and one hand.

I mean come on, the other photos of her in TFA showed more skin BEFORE she turned green than the single photo of AFTER did.

Exactly.  Additionally there are two bits of discolored skin on her forehead, possibly budding melanomas, that are very much not visible on the green photo.  Tanning agent doesn't mask skin faults like that's it much more translucent than that.

I bet the reason she limited herself to her head, neck, and hand is because she couldn't figure out how to make her tattoos look right with the makeup, so she chose to simply keep that part covered.


Also with fake tan, you're supposed to keep away from the eyes. She's got that shiat up to her lower waterline and on her eye lids.

This screams of attention whore. Fake tan is streaky as hell.
 
2020-03-31 2:13:08 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: This fairly reeks of phony, attention-seeking behavior, from the "I'm not sure what happened, maybe expired fake tan stuff?" opening, all the way through what appears to be evenly-applied green make-up that only covers her face and one hand.

I mean come on, the other photos of her in TFA showed more skin BEFORE she turned green than the single photo of AFTER did.


I don't care. The picture was funny and I needed the laugh.
 
2020-03-31 2:19:33 PM  
You farkers need to be nice to her. It's not easy being green.
 
2020-03-31 2:40:46 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Barricaded Gunman: This fairly reeks of phony, attention-seeking behavior, from the "I'm not sure what happened, maybe expired fake tan stuff?" opening, all the way through what appears to be evenly-applied green make-up that only covers her face and one hand.

I mean come on, the other photos of her in TFA showed more skin BEFORE she turned green than the single photo of AFTER did.

I don't care. The picture was funny and I needed the laugh.


Have another:

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2020-03-31 3:41:26 PM  
Wonder how soon the orange idiot's going to turn green....
 
2020-03-31 4:32:29 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: WTF does that tattoo say on her right collar bone?


"My name is Kelly"
 
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