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2020-03-30 7:32:18 PM  
While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.
 
2020-03-30 8:25:49 PM  

AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.


A few people were saying that this lockdown would mean either lots of babies being born in around nine months or a lot of divorces.

I wonder how many bigamists who were juggling two families are coping? Did they just pick the one they preferred? The one with better behaved kids? Or the one with the house with the wine cellar?
 
2020-03-30 9:18:13 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: I wonder how many bigamists who were juggling two families are coping? Did they just pick the one they preferred? The one with better behaved kids? Or the one with the house with the wine cellar?


If he's lucky the career he told both he has is essential shift work. So it requires 24 hours at work every other day or something like that.
 
2020-03-30 9:42:11 PM  

AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.


I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week. I wonder how many women and children are going to suffer or even die because of that decision.
 
2020-03-30 9:42:40 PM  
I'm surprised there aren't more.
 
2020-03-30 9:43:55 PM  

Cafe Threads: I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week


Why would they do that? People could literally die from withdrawals.
 
2020-03-30 9:51:54 PM  

Mugato: Cafe Threads: I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week

Why would they do that? People could literally die from withdrawals.


BREAKING: Massachusetts bans all alcohol sales for 7 days.
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2020-03-30 11:34:52 PM  

Cafe Threads: AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.

I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week. I wonder how many women and children are going to suffer or even die because of that decision.


But you don't wonder about the happy drunk who is going to have seizures and hallucinations and can't get an ambulance to take care of him?
 
2020-03-30 11:36:06 PM  

Cafe Threads: Mugato: Cafe Threads: I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week

Why would they do that? People could literally die from withdrawals.

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You got me. And I purchased alcohol not even 4 hours ago in Massachusetts.
 
2020-03-31 12:48:51 AM  
Not been rick rolled for years, well played
 
2020-03-31 12:49:35 AM  
They're working out the bugs for The First Purge when that $1,200 runs out.
 
2020-03-31 12:50:23 AM  

Mugato: Cafe Threads: I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week

Why would they do that? People could literally die from withdrawals.


That's the point.
 
2020-03-31 12:50:58 AM  
If we can keep even one octogenarian former chain smoker alive for another year or so, the multitudes of murders and suicides among the relatively young will have been worth it.
 
2020-03-31 12:51:14 AM  
I know they say True Love's test is Time,
but it just might be Snoring
 
2020-03-31 12:52:00 AM  
FTA: NINE die in string of killings as UK enters second week of quarantine: Family of four are found dead at home, a husband is charged with killing wife, nurse is stabbed to death and father, mother and daughter die in murder-suicide

The Aristocrats
 
2020-03-31 12:56:01 AM  

Cafe Threads: AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.

I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week. I wonder how many women and children are going to suffer or even die because of that decision.


Yeah honestly I think that's a bad idea, last thing we need is alcoholics starting to detox and taking up healthcare bandwidth when it's crucial right now.
 
2020-03-31 12:56:59 AM  
Yeah but... What's up with her eyebrows??
 
2020-03-31 12:59:25 AM  
There aren't any sports and now these dickheads are alone with their own thoughts. It isn't pretty in there.
 
2020-03-31 12:59:44 AM  
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2020-03-31 1:03:07 AM  

AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.


🙄
 
2020-03-31 1:04:56 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: If we can keep even one octogenarian former chain smoker alive for another year or so, the multitudes of murders and suicides among the relatively young will have been worth it.


Why not both
 
2020-03-31 1:06:12 AM  

MBooda: FTA: NINE die in string of killings as UK enters second week of quarantine: Family of four are found dead at home, a husband is charged with killing wife, nurse is stabbed to death and father, mother and daughter die in murder-suicide

The Aristocrats


Article red r like a bunch of different stories mashed together under umbrella of relativity but they don't seem to actually be related at all
 
2020-03-31 1:16:32 AM  

Mugato: Cafe Threads: I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week

Why would they do that? People could literally die from withdrawals.


Farkers, it's been an honor and a privilege.
 
2020-03-31 1:19:12 AM  

Shazam999: Luckily all the people killed weren't attractive.


The dog was probably cute though.
 
2020-03-31 1:21:13 AM  
I was incomplete before I met my wife. Now I'm finished.
 
2020-03-31 1:26:29 AM  
The sad calculus is that this is probably fewer homicides than would have happened through normal public interactions.
 
2020-03-31 1:28:10 AM  

LindenFark: The sad calculus is that this is probably fewer homicides than would have happened through normal public interactions.


Almost guaranteed if you use the coroner's non-judgmental definition of "homicide" meaning death caused by the actions of another, i.e. traffic accidents.
 
2020-03-31 1:35:25 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.

A few people were saying that this lockdown would mean either lots of babies being born in around nine months or a lot of divorces.

I wonder how many bigamists who were juggling two families are coping? Did they just pick the one they preferred? The one with better behaved kids? Or the one with the house with the wine cellar?


Obviously they tell the one with the wine cellar about an absolutely superb cask of wine he has for her down there....

And then move into said house with the preferred wife.
 
2020-03-31 1:46:45 AM  

Cafe Threads: AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.

I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week. I wonder how many women and children are going to suffer or even die because of that decision.


I wonder how many more will live.


LOL, here in California, marijuana and CBD dispensaries are considered "essential medical" and are all open.
 
2020-03-31 2:03:19 AM  
Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
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I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.
 
2020-03-31 2:08:54 AM  

Harlee: LOL, here in California, marijuana and CBD dispensaries are considered "essential medical" and are all open


LOL, here in Minnesota, recreational weed is illegal, but anyone can get it if "they're cool".

You may have to hang out (however uncomfortably) with "your guy" for an hour or two, but that's a small price to pay for not being a normal.
 
2020-03-31 2:16:21 AM  

Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.


What IS that?  It looks delicious.
 
2020-03-31 2:18:17 AM  

Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.


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I'm jelly
 
2020-03-31 2:26:46 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.


Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.
 
2020-03-31 2:34:17 AM  

Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.

Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.


I want and need this to be in my life.
 
2020-03-31 2:35:28 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.

Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.

I want and need this to be in my life.


I will try to purloin the recipe for you when she gets back from work tonight.
 
2020-03-31 2:37:05 AM  

Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.

Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.

I want and need this to be in my life.

I will try to purloin the recipe for you when she gets back from work tonight.


Woot
 
2020-03-31 2:41:02 AM  

Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.

Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.

I want and need this to be in my life.

I will try to purloin the recipe for you when she gets back from work tonight.


Bless you.
 
2020-03-31 2:42:50 AM  

Harlee: Cafe Threads: AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.

I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week. I wonder how many women and children are going to suffer or even die because of that decision.

I wonder how many more will live.


This.
Volunteer/work at a domestic violence shelter or know someone who does, you'll pretty soon see the correlation between the extremely violent cases and alcohol.

/not that alcohol is a necessity, some people are just sadistic
//one sentence that stayed with me about a family friend's husband was how he used to come home drunk and throw the kids between the couches and stomp them
///*nausea*
 
2020-03-31 3:04:38 AM  

Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.

Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.

I want and need this to be in my life.

I will try to purloin the recipe for you when she gets back from work tonight.


Are you sure she's not Korean?

http://thedomesticgoddesswannabe.com/​2​016/03/ddeokbokki-%EB%96%A1%EB%B3%B6%E​C%9D%B4-korean-spicy-rice-cakes/
 
2020-03-31 3:20:37 AM  

zang: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.

Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.

I want and need this to be in my life.

I will try to purloin the recipe for you when she gets back from work tonight.

Are you sure she's not Korean?

http://thedomesticgoddesswannabe.com/2​016/03/ddeokbokki-%EB%96%A1%EB%B3%B6%E​C%9D%B4-korean-spicy-rice-cakes/


She was born in Singapore into a Rai caste Nepalese family, cooks Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Nepalese and Indian food like she was born to it and the only time I can compete is if I order Tawa from the local Pakistani restaurant.
You should see the kimchi fermenting in the cupboard next to the fridge. I have died and gone to Asian fusion heaven.
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-31 3:33:10 AM  

Gpzjock: zang: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.

Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.

I want and need this to be in my life.

I will try to purloin the recipe for you when she gets back from work tonight.

Are you sure she's not Korean?

http://thedomesticgoddesswannabe.com/2​016/03/ddeokbokki-%EB%96%A1%EB%B3%B6%E​C%9D%B4-korean-spicy-rice-cakes/

She was born in Singapore into a Rai caste Nepalese family, cooks Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Nepalese and Indian food like she was born to it and the only time I can compete is if I order Tawa from the local Pakistani restaurant.
You should see the kimchi fermenting in the cupboard next to the fridge. I have died and gone to Asian fusion heaven.
[Fark user image image 425x318]


Well if you are gonna die you are gonna die happy. Mrs. Pow is Chinese. This shutdown thing has her being creative. From a couple days ago.

Fark user imageView Full Size


California roll delight. Today it was rice roll experimentation all day long.
 
2020-03-31 4:01:11 AM  
Those extroverts are insane, man.
 
2020-03-31 4:08:28 AM  
Someone has started shooting pets near me, I expect it will get worse before long.
 
2020-03-31 4:53:21 AM  
I'm loving the isolation. Apart from the neighbour's kids being in the garden all the time it's very peaceful.

As we normally have at least 15kg of various types of flour in as standard (Mrs dready likes to make her own bread) I have been learning to make my own pasta, and the extension of that is learning to make Italian sauces starting with cacio e pepe which is the base for all the creamy dishes like carbonara etc. Before I made my own pasta it never seemed to work but with homemade pasta, it works really well.

Now all my Italian sauces, and all my sauces in general, are much better.

We have time to work on the allotment (for our daily government-sanctioned exercise), which is much better than walking or running in streets packed with other people running or walking (really, I have never seen so many people on the streets), and I can get a lot of work done on my new business which involves a lot of just sitting at a computer reading, thinking, and a little doing.

So many people have lives they wish they did not have, living with people they don't actually like, with kids they did not want (like at least two of the people in my neighbourhood I can think of straight away). Now they are faced with the reality of their own lives they find themselves very unhappy. Round here, they are the guys who spend all their free time in the pub.

For the rest of us, being faced with a higher than usual amount of our own life is great.
 
2020-03-31 4:57:28 AM  

Mugato: Cafe Threads: I saw one state is closing liquor stores for a week

Why would they do that? People could literally die from withdrawals.


Very true, many strata of society from individuals to entire governments are being shown that the way they normally go about stuff is not the right way and having the problems that arise from it shoved right in their faces hard.
 
2020-03-31 5:18:45 AM  

LindenFark: The sad calculus is that this is probably fewer homicides than would have happened through normal public interactions.


There may be an increase in domestic homicides, but there are probably fewer on others, ( vehicular homicides, bar fights, drug deals gone bad, etc.)
 
2020-03-31 6:19:07 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: AirForceVet: While in the States, domestic violence calls are increasing for cops to respond to.

A few people were saying that this lockdown would mean either lots of babies being born in around nine months or a lot of divorces.

I wonder how many bigamists who were juggling two families are coping? Did they just pick the one they preferred? The one with better behaved kids? Or the one with the house with the wine cellar?


They stay in the household they are lying to.
 
2020-03-31 6:22:33 AM  

Gpzjock: zang: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Gpzjock: Isolation quickly shows you what is right and what is wrong with your life.
I have lived alone for a year and half in a one bedroom flat I lovingly referred to as my Man Cave.
A month before this crap kicked off I moved into a house share with a Nepalese friend of mine and her 6 year old daughter.
The timing couldn't have been better, I work 15 days a month (food manufacturing key worker) and care for a child the rest of the time, it keeps me occupied where my fortress of solitude would have had me climbing the walls.
As an added bonus I only have to cook every second meal, the rest of them turn out looking something like this.
[Fark user image 425x566]
I won't be murdering anybody any time soon.

What IS that?  It looks delicious.

Noyo's ass burning fish balls and chilli egg with rice cakes and spring onions.
What a time to be alive.

I want and need this to be in my life.

I will try to purloin the recipe for you when she gets back from work tonight.

Are you sure she's not Korean?

http://thedomesticgoddesswannabe.com/2​016/03/ddeokbokki-%EB%96%A1%EB%B3%B6%E​C%9D%B4-korean-spicy-rice-cakes/

She was born in Singapore into a Rai caste Nepalese family, cooks Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Nepalese and Indian food like she was born to it and the only time I can compete is if I order Tawa from the local Pakistani restaurant.
You should see the kimchi fermenting in the cupboard next to the fridge. I have died and gone to Asian fusion heaven.
[Fark user image 425x318]


Singapore/Malaysian food is vasty underappreciated.
A few hundred year old natural fusion of Chinese/Indian/and South Asian. Yes, please.
 
2020-03-31 6:23:40 AM  

Eightballjacket: LindenFark: The sad calculus is that this is probably fewer homicides than would have happened through normal public interactions.

There may be an increase in domestic homicides, but there are probably fewer on others, ( vehicular homicides, bar fights, drug deals gone bad, etc.)


If you look at the raw statistics, 77.8% of people murdered in the US are men so it is possible you could see up to a 75% reduction in the murder rate. Maybe more depending on how many women are murdered outside of the home.

Here in the UK it is just over 70% so we would see a lower reduction.
 
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