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2020-03-30 8:53:45 AM  
hahaha, I certainly won't send this to our grandchildren, as our daughter & son in law will kill me, as they have to listen to the racket.
 
2020-03-30 11:48:46 AM  
Home made bagpipes played by an amateur is why god created silencers.
 
2020-03-30 12:13:47 PM  
The kids in an apartment in the building across the street are bored and playing loud trance music. I'm very close to calling the police.

/ I'm officially old
// Listened to trance in the 1990s
/// But it clubs, not homes, morons
 
2020-03-30 12:23:03 PM  
Moldy bagpipes emit spores that can cause health conditions similar to COVID-19. Do you really want to play respiratory roulette?
 
2020-03-30 12:23:23 PM  
Careful, you might get kilt doing that.
 
2020-03-30 12:24:19 PM  
Let me play you the song of my people:

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2020-03-30 12:28:07 PM  

bostonguy: The kids in an apartment in the building across the street are bored and playing loud trance music. I'm very close to calling the police.

/ I'm officially old
// Listened to trance in the 1990s
/// But it clubs, not homes, morons


Ok boomOONTZOONTZOONTZOONTZOONTZOONTZOONT​ZOONTZ

/makes techno music
//only plays thru speakers one hour per day to avoid the torches and pitchforks
 
2020-03-30 12:34:26 PM  

bostonguy: The kids in an apartment in the building across the street are bored and playing loud trance music. I'm very close to calling the police.

/ I'm officially old
// Listened to trance in the 1990s
/// But it clubs, not homes, morons


My neighbor's dog has been barking very, very, VERY loudly for 18 hours now. He's out back, standing right next to the farking thing and has yet to do anything about it. I really hate people who keep dogs out on leads 24 hours a day. Why bother having a dog in the first place?
 
2020-03-30 12:39:11 PM  
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.
 
2020-03-30 12:39:14 PM  

phenn: bostonguy: The kids in an apartment in the building across the street are bored and playing loud trance music. I'm very close to calling the police.

/ I'm officially old
// Listened to trance in the 1990s
/// But it clubs, not homes, morons

My neighbor's dog has been barking very, very, VERY loudly for 18 hours now. He's out back, standing right next to the farking thing and has yet to do anything about it. I really hate people who keep dogs out on leads 24 hours a day. Why bother having a dog in the first place?


Tone generators are interesting... they make kids, wives , babies and dogs squeal if you find the right note
 
2020-03-30 12:41:55 PM  

geggam: Tone generators are interesting... they make kids, wives , babies and dogs squeal if you find the right note


I wish there was an app for that.
 
2020-03-30 12:45:38 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.


Q. What's the definition of a gentleman?

A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't.

/Scot
 
2020-03-30 12:47:34 PM  

SpectroBoy: Home made bagpipes played by an amateur is why god created silencers.


Bagpipes and loud motorcycles--no suppressor needed so long as you keep it under .30-06.
 
2020-03-30 12:51:19 PM  
Why would you do that?   Haven't the people suffered enough?
 
2020-03-30 1:17:22 PM  
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2020-03-30 1:27:49 PM  

bostonguy: The kids in an apartment in the building across the street are bored and playing loud trance music. I'm very close to calling the police.

/ I'm officially old
// Listened to trance in the 1990s
/// But it clubs, not homes, morons


Go over there, say you noticed the music, ask if they have any groovy drugs.
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2020-03-30 1:56:19 PM  
I would love to hear someone play Mazzy Star's "Look On Down From The Bridge" on bagpipes
 
2020-03-30 3:53:52 PM  
Someone I work with, who's around 30, has a neighbour in kid (like, 10?) Who's been flashing signs at her, and it one point mooned her.

She wondered how far she could retaliate without getting into legal trouble. I suggested that mooning the kid back was a bad idea...
 
2020-03-30 6:09:49 PM  
If Fark formed a band...

Bullshit Parade
Youtube r37WFkCW2vA
 
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