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(USA Today)   Corporations playing corporation games take a major hit during the pandemic, and we may have no choice to admit we built this city on something other than rock and roll when this is all over   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Unemployment, Credit Suisse, worse earnings news, corporate profits, Economy, Wall Street, Common cold, The Profit  
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2020-03-30 10:10:45 AM  
Which city? That's a terrible analogy.
2020-03-30 10:20:38 AM  
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2020-03-30 11:05:16 AM  
I guess the timing of the Saudi power play is kind of amusing.
2020-03-30 11:34:43 AM  
I love how the article is like "well, because all of you jerks stopped giving the corporations your tributes, a few months down the road you're not going to be happy with how the quarterly earnings reports turn out"

I think we're going to have enough to deal with in few months. We probably won't care about the tantrums of companies that can't seem to realize this is kind of a big deal going on here, and everyone is going to have to take a hit.
2020-03-30 11:40:01 AM  
That's the time I fall in love again.

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2020-03-30 12:27:39 PM  
Corporations should have been more responsible with their money, not frivolously spending it on $9 coffees and avocado toast. They'll never be able to buy a house that way.
2020-03-30 2:57:14 PM  
I gotta complain that United Airlines sucks for not canceling flights and not refunding tickets purchased before this hit.  They are not normally my first choice and their handling of this will probably make them lower on my list than Spirit.
2020-03-30 3:05:35 PM  
We Built This City - NSP
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/when i was a child i thought the lyric was "we milked this city"
//i've got nipples, can you milk me?
2020-03-30 8:59:19 PM  
A monolithic charade of democracy, built upon a tissue (pron "tiss-yew") of LIES
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