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(TMZ)   "We brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place, and uh, if somebody walks through the door it's like, it kills everything on them. We have the most sterile building in, I don't know, all of America"   (tmz.com) divider line
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2020-03-29 6:07:38 PM  
Does it shoots concentrated jesus blood on everything? Or perhaps holy water blessed by the pope?

/this is what religious nuts believe
 
2020-03-29 6:10:21 PM  
Settle down Davros.
 
2020-03-29 6:17:48 PM  
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2020-03-29 6:29:19 PM  
The spice must flow.
 
2020-03-29 6:48:23 PM  
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2020-03-29 6:54:18 PM  
I honestly couldn't tell if that was a Trump quote.
 
2020-03-29 6:55:22 PM  
The Virus is not alive. It can not be killed.

The Virus can not be killed by antiobiotics because it is not alive.

The Virus can be destroyed or damaged by ultra-violet radiation, but not the two familiar A and B type wavelengths in Sunlight, but the one that is blocked by the ozone layer and would kill us all if it made it through to the ground.

Sterilization of viruses varies from virus to virus, but generally requires treatments that would kill a patient or for that matter a lab animal. You can sterialize objects if they are not damaged by UV light or other treatments themselves.

The lifespan of viruses on inanimate objects varies, but in principle, some viruses can survive for days or weeks or longer, while others will be damaged in minutes, such as HIV.
 
2020-03-29 6:57:34 PM  
Where's Varg Vikernes when you need him?
 
2020-03-29 7:02:06 PM  
If anyone dies from attending his church service, directly or indirectly, that asshole should be changed with manslaughter.
 
2020-03-29 7:05:10 PM  
You can sterilize a room with Hydrogen Peroxide Vapor. Doesn't work as great on porous surfaces like carpet and it really should be qualified to demonstrate that it's working as expected but you can do it. If you just went for massive overkill it couldn't hurt. They do it on planes and hospital rooms sometimes.

Make sure you air it out really well though because that will kill people too.
 
2020-03-29 7:17:00 PM  
Well, if it's all a hoax, then science fiction should work on it.
 
2020-03-29 7:18:57 PM  
"We brought in 13 machines that basically kill everyone virus in the place, and uh, if somebody walks through the door it's like, it kills everything on them. We have the most dead people sterile building in, I don't know, all of America"

/There FTFY
 
2020-03-29 7:23:47 PM  
On a tangential note, how about you go f*ck yourselves Harvey & TMZ. You've been Trump cheerleaders from the beginning.
Eat a big fat bowl of virus-laden dicks.
 
2020-03-29 7:29:00 PM  
The rapture can be arranged, very locally.
 
2020-03-29 7:31:45 PM  
*sigh* damn fundie grifters. For the flock, science and technology are indistinguishable from magic. For the pastor, science and technology mean he keeps to keep grifting the flock.
 
2020-03-29 7:41:35 PM  

This About That: Well, if it's all a hoax, then science fiction should work on it.


Decontamination
Youtube d1vw7E7uE3E
 
2020-03-29 8:20:01 PM  
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2020-03-29 8:20:52 PM  
Yeah, easter is gonna be hell on earth.
 
2020-03-29 8:21:16 PM  
Lord how times have changed.

Remember back in the day when burning down a church was one of those things that was *always* bad?

/ Not saying I agree
// Just that I understand
/// Tres
 
2020-03-29 8:22:14 PM  

RolandTGunner: This About That: Well, if it's all a hoax, then science fiction should work on it.

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Time to start eating Sterno! Not that I ever stopped
 
2020-03-29 8:22:39 PM  
why do they call them megachurches?  sure they're big but people dress up specifically and recite prearranged rituals and observances every Sunday of football season and we don't call them megastadiums.
 
2020-03-29 8:23:11 PM  
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I guess walking past a Cobalt-60 rack would do it...

/Would also kill you
// painfully
/// father, son, holy slashie...
 
2020-03-29 8:23:58 PM  
This is like when these assholes handle venomous snakes, but on a way larger scale.
 
2020-03-29 8:24:36 PM  
Drink a gallon of Clorox and call me in the morning.
 
2020-03-29 8:24:53 PM  

Unobtanium: For the pastor, lying about science and technology mean he keeps to keep grifting the flock.


FTFY
 
2020-03-29 8:24:53 PM  
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2020-03-29 8:25:55 PM  
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2020-03-29 8:27:13 PM  

Kubo: This is like when these assholes handle venomous snakes, but on a way larger scale.


Almost.  In this case, they handle the snake, and everyone else gets bitten.
 
2020-03-29 8:27:22 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Yeah, easter is gonna be hell on earth.


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2020-03-29 8:28:37 PM  
Looks like ... we're going to see another ... Korean cult congregation-style ... outbreak of covid-19.  Play stupid games ... win stupid prizes.
 
2020-03-29 8:29:54 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Yeah, easter is gonna be hell on earth.


Easter urn hunts
 
2020-03-29 8:30:15 PM  
Praise the lord!

If they're wrong may god strike them dead!
 
2020-03-29 8:30:22 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: The Flexecutioner: Yeah, easter is gonna be hell on earth.

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If there was ever a smile that would be improved by several well placed aluminum baseball bat strikes, that's it.
 
2020-03-29 8:31:16 PM  
This pastor is going to end up in the pasture and take a whole lot of his idiot meal tickets with him. As someone who left, not because of the pastor, but because of the hypocrites and Republican Jesus worshipers that started to show:

I will not shed a tear. Because '[...] he has already received his reward in full.'
 
2020-03-29 8:31:35 PM  
If they managed to get the good UV lamps, it will kill the virus.  I hope his faith healing can cure blindness too because he is going to have a lot of blind sheep in his flock soon.
 
2020-03-29 8:32:07 PM  

lolmao500: Does it shoots concentrated jesus blood on everything? Or perhaps holy water blessed by the pope?

/this is what religious nuts believe


The Pope suggests if you want holy water to kill viruses to boil the hell out of it.
 
2020-03-29 8:32:33 PM  
Martial law. Now.
 
2020-03-29 8:32:35 PM  

DubtodaIll: why do they call them megachurches?  sure they're big but people dress up specifically and recite prearranged rituals and observances every Sunday of football season and we don't call them megastadiums.


Football is real. Big difference.
 
2020-03-29 8:33:12 PM  
If they truly are serving God, then He will protect them. If COVID-19 burns through their flock, it's clear evidence that God does not approve of them.
 
2020-03-29 8:33:33 PM  
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2020-03-29 8:33:45 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: The Flexecutioner: Yeah, easter is gonna be hell on earth.

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Say what you will about him, but according to the article at least that dude knows how to protect his investment.
 
2020-03-29 8:34:15 PM  

RolandTGunner: This About That: Well, if it's all a hoax, then science fiction should work on it.

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That movie was better than it had any right to be.
 
2020-03-29 8:36:02 PM  

DON.MAC: If they managed to get the good UV lamps, it will kill the virus.  I hope his faith healing can cure blindness too because he is going to have a lot of blind sheep in his flock soon.


Ok, so it kills the virus on someone's hands. What exactly happens after they get in the room and cough or sneeze?

???
 
2020-03-29 8:37:13 PM  
To prosperity gospel preachers, the safety of their congregations takes a big back seat to passing the collection plate.

To them, "In God We Trust" isn't talking about the God in the Bible.
 
2020-03-29 8:37:26 PM  

lolmao500: Does it shoots concentrated jesus blood on everything? Or perhaps holy water blessed by the pope?

/this is what religious nuts believe


You seem be be a bit confused regarding the versions of Christianity.
 
2020-03-29 8:37:42 PM  
There is a solution, or at least a deterrent to future incidents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snMl0​X​cSzOU
 
2020-03-29 8:38:03 PM  
so if one of these assholes shows up on your doorstep, does stand your ground apply?
 
2020-03-29 8:39:16 PM  
No judgment on religion in general, but: How freaking stupid would you have to be to believe this? Such a bummer man.
 
2020-03-29 8:39:33 PM  

DON.MAC: If they managed to get the good UV lamps, it will kill the virus.


Maybe on the surface of your shirt.  Let's see how that 'sunburn' makes the inside of your lungs feel.
 
2020-03-29 8:40:31 PM  

brantgoose: The Virus is not alive. It can not be killed.

The Virus can not be killed by antiobiotics because it is not alive.

The Virus can be destroyed or damaged by ultra-violet radiation, but not the two familiar A and B type wavelengths in Sunlight, but the one that is blocked by the ozone layer and would kill us all if it made it through to the ground.

Sterilization of viruses varies from virus to virus, but generally requires treatments that would kill a patient or for that matter a lab animal. You can sterialize objects if they are not damaged by UV light or other treatments themselves.

The lifespan of viruses on inanimate objects varies, but in principle, some viruses can survive for days or weeks or longer, while others will be damaged in minutes, such as HIV.


I see you lack faith in the holy flame.
 
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