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(Some Mayoral Guy)   Nobody: Do you know who I am? Clerk: No, but I know who you're not   (clayconews.com) divider line
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8419 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Mar 2020 at 5:50 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-03-29 5:32:01 PM  
Sarah Palin?

/Too obscure?
 
2020-03-29 5:55:34 PM  
Well she did get a room.
 
2020-03-29 5:57:11 PM  
Upon arrival, Deputy Arnold came into contact with the female who was determined to be under the influence.

That kind of determination is a hallmark of Kentucky. I've known lots of people in my day who were determined to be -- and stay -- under the influence.
 
2020-03-29 5:57:11 PM  
Holy shiat those HTML flags are amazing.

Did I make that website when I was 12? It looks like I may have.
 
2020-03-29 5:57:15 PM  
There's a Clay County in West Virginia, also. Many of my relatives are from there. My advice: Get out of Clay County. Now.
 
2020-03-29 6:02:29 PM  
this woman is why covid will win
 
2020-03-29 6:03:51 PM  
Monkey: There's a Clay County in West Virginia, also. Many of my relatives are from there. My advice: Get out of Clay County. Now.

The Common Clay of the new West Virginia?
 
2020-03-29 6:05:26 PM  
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I see they are using the MySpace angle, heh.
 
2020-03-29 6:06:34 PM  
"Clay Co News
Real News Reaching under 1,000,000 Readers Daily"

Not over. Under. As in whelming.

/also, kinky
 
2020-03-29 6:07:10 PM  
What tipped them off was the fact that she was too sober, attractive and well dressed to be a Mayor in Southeast Kentucky.
 
2020-03-29 6:09:44 PM  

morg: Well she did get a room.


And food.  Mission accomplished.
 
2020-03-29 6:11:42 PM  
Cops are really trying to reduce jail populations these days.  It takes a special level of asshole to get booked in this climate.
 
2020-03-29 6:12:16 PM  
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2020-03-29 6:18:17 PM  
Somebody needs to tell the mayor about waterproof mascara.

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2020-03-29 6:20:20 PM  
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! 

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. 

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. 

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." 

The student looked incredulous and angry. 

"Do you know who I am?" 

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. 

"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice. 

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority. 

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
 
2020-03-29 6:23:38 PM  

Monkey: There's a Clay County in West Virginia, also. Many of my relatives are from there. My advice: Get out of Clay County. Now.


I'm guessing this is one of them?

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2020-03-29 6:27:14 PM  
She could be the mayor of High Town.
 
2020-03-29 6:42:09 PM  

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2020-03-29 7:09:34 PM  
You'd have to be pretty hammered to think that someone would be *impressed* that you were mayor of Manchester.  Should've told them that you run a chop shop, or sell weed
 
2020-03-29 7:11:23 PM  

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2020-03-29 7:15:14 PM  
Too bad her name wasn't Melinda.
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2020-03-29 7:42:11 PM  
Quite a news page they have there in Clay County: https://www.clayconews.com/news

Drugs, drugs, fatal ATV crash, gun battle with police, "mayor"
 
2020-03-29 7:46:18 PM  

thorpe: Quite a news page they have there in Clay County: https://www.clayconews.com/news

Drugs, drugs, fatal ATV crash, gun battle with police, "mayor"


Love the ad for "Duble-J Tire & Service"...
 
2020-03-29 8:01:50 PM  

thorpe: Quite a news page they have there in Clay County: https://www.clayconews.com/news

Drugs, drugs, fatal ATV crash, gun battle with police, "mayor"


CSB: I rode to Manchester with some friends from London KY, in the mid-90s.  They were buying weed and I was pretty much just a hostage (who was stolen away from his wife, Morgan Fairchild).  Anyway, we pull up and we're the 5th or 6th car in line.  This guy has a chain link fence in front of his house; you pull up, step out of your car and he meets you at the fence with a bag.  It looked like the McDonald's drive thru.  We were less than a mile from the center of town
 
2020-03-29 8:05:34 PM  
I've been waiting for someone to use that because I have a reply all ready to shoot back at them.

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"why , did you forget?"
 
2020-03-29 8:49:35 PM  
She is a female version of Mayor McCheese.
 
2020-03-29 10:08:55 PM  
ProTip: If you ever have to say "Do you know who I am?" then you're not as famous as your think.
 
2020-03-30 12:25:44 AM  
I'm Not going be a saying that she's anybody but I will she's Somebody all ready.......The Mayor of "Of Cell Block D" that's D for DumbAzz!!!!!!
 
2020-03-30 1:34:58 AM  
Uppity visitor at a nursing home: "Do you know who I am?"

The harried nurse's response: "No, but I'll call Matron, she will be able to tell you!"
 
2020-03-30 1:41:12 AM  
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Well, do you know who THIS is?? Do you WANT him to lock you out of southern cali dart tourneys? DO YOU??? Now get me a room!!!.......  biatch! ....Heh.... learned your biatch ass!
 
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