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2020-03-29 6:22:55 PM  
Ah, the windy apple 🤔
 
2020-03-29 6:23:00 PM  
Cain killed Abel somewhere other than in Chicago.
 
2020-03-29 6:24:31 PM  
The show must go on.
 
2020-03-29 6:24:32 PM  
Hey it's only scary if you live in Chicago.
 
2020-03-29 6:24:53 PM  
Coronavirus was in Chicago, but it got shot
 
2020-03-29 6:27:18 PM  
Finally things are returning to normal
 
2020-03-29 6:28:12 PM  
Don't shoot the messenger
 
2020-03-29 6:30:06 PM  

Admiral General Aladeen News: Don't shoot the messenger


Especially the ones delivering the stimulus checks.
 
2020-03-29 6:30:34 PM  
Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?
 
2020-03-29 6:33:43 PM  
But did he finish his route?  Mail still needs to get delivered.
 
2020-03-29 6:33:50 PM  
Was it bad bad Leroy Brown?
 
2020-03-29 6:34:20 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


Somebody who hates getting bills and junk mail?
 
2020-03-29 6:34:52 PM  
"Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?"

A dog with a gun.

Now you Americans are giving guns to dogs?!
WTH is wrong with you, that you're so gun crazy, giving guns to dogs?
 
2020-03-29 6:34:52 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


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2020-03-29 6:35:36 PM  
Carriers are dangerous. That's how this thing spreads.
 
2020-03-29 6:38:07 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


Usually it's the mail man doing the shooting.
 
2020-03-29 6:38:17 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


a pos criminal?
 
2020-03-29 6:41:13 PM  
No arrests have been made

Arrests for what...was some obscure Chicago law broken?
 
2020-03-29 6:47:24 PM  

Abox: No arrests have been made

Arrests for what...was some obscure Chicago law broken?


all we need is a law that prevents law abiding citizens to buy certain scary guns and all this will stop
 
2020-03-29 6:49:30 PM  

Abox: No arrests have been made

Arrests for what...was some obscure Chicago law broken?


The law where criminals shouldn't have ....never mind ill have a seat over there
 
2020-03-29 6:53:24 PM  
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RIP
 
2020-03-29 6:54:14 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


General Bethlehem. He's in Back of the Yards.

Took a pic of him at Santorini after he ordered a bunch of saganaki for his crew

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2020-03-29 6:55:03 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Abox: No arrests have been made

Arrests for what...was some obscure Chicago law broken?

all we need is a law that prevents law abiding citizens to buy certain scary guns and all this will stop


No we need a law that holds law abiding citizens liable for negligent transfer or storage and some of this will stop.
 
2020-03-29 6:55:24 PM  
Scary Movie 4 - Detroit
Youtube 38p2dORj9Ic
Reminds me of this
 
2020-03-29 6:57:39 PM  
Yes but is the pizza safe?
 
2020-03-29 6:58:00 PM  

jim32rr: Yes but is the pizza safe?


The pizza is safe and excellent!
 
2020-03-29 6:58:51 PM  

Big_Doofus: jim32rr: Yes but is the pizza safe?

The pizza is safe and excellent!


You mean the casserole.
 
2020-03-29 6:58:58 PM  
Is this thread where dullards point at the Chicago handgun ban that hasn't existed for a decade?

"Toughest gun laws in the United States!! Hurrrr!!! Hurrr!"
 
2020-03-29 6:59:42 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


"Also, Dude, mailman is not the preferred nomenclature. Letter carrier, please."
 
2020-03-29 7:08:15 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


Guy wondering why his kid looks like the mailman?
 
2020-03-29 7:08:55 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


Man mad at Millman that maced his 🐕
 
2020-03-29 7:09:21 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


Man upset he has repeatedly told the mailman to not do X and you continue to do X?
 
2020-03-29 7:09:26 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Abox: No arrests have been made

Arrests for what...was some obscure Chicago law broken?

all we need is a law that prevents law abiding citizens to buy certain scary guns and all this will stop


People always make that point on the gun threads, ignoring the cause-effect relationship. That there aren't shootings because of the gun bans but gun bans because of all the shootings. (Grew up in Chicago, in a once good neighborhood as it went bad, a total ghetto today. Saw a lot of mess but didn't get shot there. The people I've known to have trouble with guns did it far from Chicago and through their own behavior with their own guns.)
 
2020-03-29 7:09:41 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?

Somebody who hates getting bills and junk mail?


Right?
 
2020-03-29 7:12:18 PM  

Bslim: Big_Doofus: jim32rr: Yes but is the pizza safe?

The pizza is safe and excellent!

You mean the casserole.


Beats the slice of cheese on a thin piece of bread they serve in a lot of places.
 
2020-03-29 7:14:19 PM  
maybe Chicago needs deleting
 
2020-03-29 7:16:30 PM  

haywatchthis: maybe Chicago needs deleting


What is the extraordinary problem in Chicago not seen in other cities?
 
2020-03-29 7:17:33 PM  

6nome: nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?

Usually it's the mail man doing the shooting.


It's called going high school now.
 
2020-03-29 7:34:15 PM  

jim32rr: Yes but is the pizza casserole safe?


FTFY

Let's call a spade a spade
 
2020-03-29 7:46:04 PM  

hundreddollarman: jim32rr: Yes but is the pizza casserole safe?

FTFY

Let's call a spade a spade


Thats rascist jpg
 
2020-03-29 7:46:32 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Coronavirus was in Chicago, but it got shot



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Finally, this meme makes total sense.
 
2020-03-29 7:47:48 PM  
Casserole Lives Matter!
 
2020-03-29 7:48:55 PM  
SOUL COUGHING - Is Chicago , Is Not Chicago - LIVE TV
Youtube cqNYb_Py8fQ
 
2020-03-29 8:33:30 PM  
Please don't shoot the mail carrier.  He brings the child support checks.

If you're the baby daddy, carry on.
 
2020-03-29 8:52:35 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


A husband home early for social distancing.
 
2020-03-29 9:16:22 PM  

AngryDragon: Please don't shoot the mail carrier.  He brings the child support checks.

If you're the baby daddy, carry on.


Slow day at Storm Front and American Renaissance?
 
2020-03-29 9:21:22 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: [YouTube video: SOUL COUGHING - Is Chicago , Is Not Chicago - LIVE TV]


Awesome band.

Not the greatest song.
 
2020-03-29 10:47:19 PM  

nyseattitude: Mailman?? Who the fark shoots a mailman?


A dog...it is 2020.
 
2020-03-29 11:00:22 PM  

jaytkay: Is this thread where dullards point at the Chicago handgun ban that hasn't existed for a decade?

"Toughest gun laws in the United States!! Hurrrr!!! Hurrr!"


No, not the toughest, but there are still plenty of gun control laws in Illinois and Chicago....

https://www.sinai.org/sites/default/f​i​les/SUHI%20Policy%20Brief_19-01_Gun%20​Policies_8-19-19_Final.pdf

The U.S. and the city of Chicago continue to face an epidemic of gun violence and death. The case of Illinois suggests that having individual states with relatively strong laws regulating firearms is not a comprehensive approach for reducing morbidity and mortality related to firearms. Expert researchers, community leaders, and policy makers have suggested the gun violence epidemic in the U.S. requires a multidisciplinary and multifaceted approach. Solutions must be both data- and community- driven.
 
2020-03-30 12:02:10 AM  

Abox: Arrests for what...was some obscure Chicago law broken?


It's a misdemeanor in Chicago.    Nearly every Chicago gun law violation results in an I-bond (no money), electronic ankle monitoring until court, and ultimately... probation.  Which equates to a misdemeanor.

/catch and release
//until they kill someone important
 
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