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2020-04-02 12:18:09 AM  
14 votes:
Seedlings started for the garden.
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2020-04-01 5:27:01 PM  
12 votes:



I am unprepping. I bought a bunch of food early on, thinking we might be without for a long time, and now realize I don't need it. This was my latest delivery to the local food pantry. There are a lot of people in need of food, and ever little bit helps.
 
2020-04-02 12:05:24 AM  
11 votes:
I will be caffeinated come hell or high water...
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Strategic Coffee Supply by Elsinore, on Flickr
 
2020-03-31 9:17:54 AM  
10 votes:
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As a person dependent on a PEG tube for my nutrition I can avoid restaurants and grocery stores. That's more than a month of my "food" in those cans which will be consumed through this tubing.

/No pity votes, I'm 4 years into the rest of my life with the PEG. I'm well adjusted to this personal "normal".
 
2020-04-02 12:27:19 AM  
8 votes:
I'm an outdoor trainer, so I can make a pretty sweet oven out of a cardboard box, aluminum foil, a roaster bag, some aluminum hvac tape, and some cans to prop up a pan over some coals...
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Box Oven by Elsinore, on Flickr
 
2020-04-02 12:06:55 AM  
8 votes:
I can turn yarn into clothing and other useful items
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Knitting and Crochet: Apocalyptic Survival Skills by Elsinore, on Flickr
 
2020-04-01 7:33:28 PM  
8 votes:



on a lighter note, Kannapolis, NC is prepared for the zombie apocalypse
 
2020-03-31 9:11:42 AM  
7 votes:
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As an Eagle Scout I should Be Prepared (the Ad Altare Dei religious scouting award might come in handy also).
 
2020-03-31 9:19:59 AM  
6 votes:
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Retaining my sanity by walking the dogs when the weather cooperates.
 
2020-03-30 6:25:01 PM  
6 votes:
I can catch food in my backyard!

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2020-04-03 11:34:22 PM  
5 votes:
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Hope I'm not too late!  Good luck to you, I'll be safe in my blast bunker!
 
2020-04-02 7:55:09 AM  
5 votes:
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Let's try that again: I build weapons for hunting and self defense. I'm good at it too.
 
2020-04-02 1:13:22 AM  
5 votes:
Parthenogenesis, to repopulate the world with clones of myself

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2020-04-02 12:12:32 AM  
5 votes:
Sourdough baguette
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2020-03-31 3:33:17 PM  
5 votes:
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Books and Kitty Katties.
 
2020-03-29 10:26:09 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-04-02 1:04:10 AM  
4 votes:
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Forging weapons
 
2020-04-02 12:55:59 AM  
4 votes:
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Or escaping to the canyons.
 
2020-04-03 11:35:34 PM  
3 votes:
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. . . that is if I can get this blast door mechanism to work!
 
2020-04-02 9:21:23 AM  
3 votes:
I did a thing...bought a Himalayan Salt Plate a few weeks ago, from Shopgoodwill.com ($7, still in the wrap...been wanting to learn how to cook on one for quite awhile). Decided to put it to good use...Apocalypse Steaks (took my folks shopping at Costco...Mom grabbed a package of top sirloin steaks):

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2020-04-02 2:25:32 AM  
3 votes:
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I make a mean hot sauce.
https://flic.kr/p/2iL5SW8 (Original)
 
2020-04-02 12:53:26 AM  
3 votes:
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Might have to do some alligator wrestling
 
2020-04-01 5:35:31 PM  
3 votes:



/making sure I am eating my fruits and veggies, and taking my vitamins and supplements to keep me healthy and help build and maintain a resistance to viruses: selenium, potassium, zinc, magnesium, vitamin c, especially. I don't take everything in the photo, but was too lazy to move it.
 
2020-03-30 6:32:32 PM  
3 votes:
I can cook it there too!

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2020-04-02 9:22:37 AM  
2 votes:
And, they turned out fantastic (with a side of Mom's world-famous potato salad):

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2020-04-02 1:13:53 AM  
2 votes:
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My skill appears to be hanging stuff from my garage rafters, but it's really making efficient use of small spaces. Gyms are all closed, so this afternoon I finally installed the x-mount for my TRX.
 
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