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(Fox News)   Fox News Poll: Biden leads Trump 49/40. (WARNING: this is a Fox News article, therefore fake)   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-03-28 11:07:07 AM  
Trump shiatfit incoming
 
2020-03-28 11:08:14 AM  
A lead of 3 times the margin of error prevents me from having crippling anxiety.  A lead of over 20 points would allow me to go to sleep every night without alcohol.
 
2020-03-28 11:12:49 AM  
Even Fox knows 4 more years of this farking moron will erase their core demographic forever.  Hell, four more MONTHS at this point.
 
2020-03-28 11:16:21 AM  
Fox News trying to motivate the base by reminding them that there's an evil liberal out there trying to gain influence. Sure, there's unemployment on a level not thought possible, and instead of a fact-based rational approach under a unifying leader, we have finger pointing Twitter wars and a president who won't talk to governors who don't like him, and we're going to devolve into a red-state-blue-State nation, but remember BSAB - if a "liberal" (because that's what Joe Biden apparently is) takes over, you might be required to document when you sell your gun to your friend.

SVR.
 
2020-03-28 11:17:09 AM  
Which one can get me a Corona test?
 
2020-03-28 11:24:38 AM  

mrshowrules: A lead of 3 times the margin of error prevents me from having crippling anxiety.  A lead of over 20 points would allow me to go to sleep every night without alcohol.


Are you a Falcons fan?
 
2020-03-28 11:34:40 AM  
That 40% number is pretty unwavering.  It's like the trench lines in WWI and loyalty to Der Fuehrer rolled into one.
 
2020-03-28 11:48:47 AM  

Richard Freckle: mrshowrules: A lead of 3 times the margin of error prevents me from having crippling anxiety.  A lead of over 20 points would allow me to go to sleep every night without alcohol.

Are you a Falcons fan?


So true. It is way to soon to relax and send in the second string.
 
2020-03-28 11:52:56 AM  
That explains the lashing out tweets this morning.
 
2020-03-28 11:54:31 AM  

Circusdog320: Trump shiatfit incoming


In progress... Have a spin though his twitter feed this morning.
 
2020-03-28 11:57:56 AM  
Don't worry, I'm sure OANN is planning on publishing this one later today:

How has hearing the stirring words of America's Greatest President Ever affected your daily lives?
I am now immune to coronavirus, which didn't exist anyway, and my hairdryer would have cured it if it did -- 54%
I am waiting outside the federal prison to wave to the Biden Crime Family as they are hauled away -- 34%
The leader is good, the leader is great; I surrender my will, as of this date -- 112%
 
2020-03-28 12:32:39 PM  
Gloat after the election.
 
2020-03-28 1:16:43 PM  
Yeah boy!  Break out the bubbly, this race is OVER!

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/Marginal Joe is not going to be The President
 
2020-03-28 1:40:39 PM  
Show us the individual state-by-state polls, and then we'll talk.
 
2020-03-28 1:50:06 PM  
Ah, I remember when Hillary couldn't lose...
 
2020-03-28 2:33:19 PM  

Il Douchey: Yeah boy!  Break out the bubbly, this race is OVER!

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/Marginal Joe is not going to be The President


Username checks out.
 
2020-03-28 2:41:23 PM  

edmo: Ah, I remember when Hillary couldn't lose...


DRINK!
 
2020-03-28 2:43:10 PM  
Fox is just trying to scare Republicans into getting out to the polls while telling Democrats not to worry cos it's in the beg and they can be complacent.
 
2020-03-28 2:44:13 PM  
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna ignore what polling says until election day is over
 
2020-03-28 2:44:39 PM  
Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.
 
2020-03-28 2:44:40 PM  

mrshowrules: A lead of 3 times the margin of error prevents me from having crippling anxiety.  A lead of over 20 points would allow me to go to sleep every night without alcohol.


I'm sorry to report that you won't be able to give up alcohol anytime soon. There are way too many stupid people in the country to facilitate that.
 
2020-03-28 2:47:10 PM  

Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.


Huh, as of this morning he was still running.
 
2020-03-28 2:47:13 PM  
OAN is the only real news source left.
 
2020-03-28 2:47:35 PM  

edmo: Ah, I remember when Hillary couldn't lose...


She couldn't lose. If she won the election, she got to be President. If she lost the election, she got to be proven right. And oh boy has she been proven right. Future history books will name the chapter on Trump's presidency "She tried to warn us."
 
2020-03-28 2:48:00 PM  

mrshowrules: A lead of 3 times the margin of error prevents me from having crippling anxiety.  A lead of over 20 points would allow me to go to sleep every night without alcohol.


....without alcohol😅
 
2020-03-28 2:49:23 PM  
His greatest asset is who he picks to take over for him when he becomes incapacitated?
 
2020-03-28 2:49:43 PM  

bostonguy: Show us the individual state-by-state polls, and then we'll talk.


For the life of me I simply cannot comprehend how people who have biatched so much about 2016 somehow still do not understand the only score that matters.

Boys and girls? The Electoral College is the only thing you need to be focusing on, which means there are very few states with polls you need to be looking at. Doing anything other than that is about as stupid as you can possibly be and President Trump appreciates your help.
 
2020-03-28 2:49:57 PM  

Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.


My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.
 
2020-03-28 2:51:25 PM  
Updated. I promise this took 1 minute of effort. You can tell by the pixels. 

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2020-03-28 2:51:50 PM  

Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.


Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.
 
2020-03-28 2:52:21 PM  

mrshowrules: A lead of 3 times the margin of error prevents me from having crippling anxiety.  A lead of over 20 points would allow me to go to sleep every night without alcohol.


Not me.  I'm white knuckling this thing until the end.

edmo: Ah, I remember when Hillary couldn't lose...



I remember when Hillary had an extremely high chance of winning to the extent that it would have to take something unprecedented to swing the election the other way.

Then shenanigans abounded.

I don't remember when she "couldn't lose" as in she was a 100% lock.
 
2020-03-28 2:52:42 PM  
Bernie is calling it quits. All monies are given away to charity. Can't cite anything yet, but it's over.

Most would have kept that cash.
 
2020-03-28 2:53:36 PM  

Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.


Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it. Bernie is way too stubborn to do the right thing.
 
2020-03-28 2:54:06 PM  

lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.


Okay. Wait an hour.
 
2020-03-28 2:56:06 PM  

Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.


Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.
 
2020-03-28 2:56:07 PM  
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2020-03-28 2:58:43 PM  

lilplatinum: Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.

Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.


Sanders Derangement Syndrome is a hell of a drug.
 
2020-03-28 3:00:44 PM  

Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.


What?  Haven't people heard?  Joe Biden ATE A BABY!  How can so-called progressives support a baby eating monster over Bernie Sanders?
 
2020-03-28 3:01:45 PM  

lilplatinum: Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.

Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.


Yep. It's the Bernie Bros that'll give Trump a second term.

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2020-03-28 3:02:19 PM  

Fart_Machine: lilplatinum: Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.

Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.

Sanders Derangement Syndrome is a hell of a drug.


Hey co opting another MAGA catchphrase.  Uncanny.
 
2020-03-28 3:03:04 PM  

wellreadneck: lilplatinum: Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.

Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.

Yep. It's the Bernie Bros that'll give Trump a second term.

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She just didn't *inspire* them enough.
 
2020-03-28 3:04:08 PM  

lilplatinum: Fart_Machine: lilplatinum: Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.

Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.

Sanders Derangement Syndrome is a hell of a drug.

Hey co opting another MAGA catchphrase.  Uncanny.


You're not very bright.
 
2020-03-28 3:05:06 PM  

Il Douchey: Yeah boy!  Break out the bubbly, this race is OVER!

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/Marginal Joe is not going to be The President


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2020-03-28 3:05:30 PM  

Fart_Machine: You're not very bright.


Nah, he seems to have you pretty well pegged.
 
2020-03-28 3:05:35 PM  
Yeah, like Donnieboy's even gonna let the election happen.
 
2020-03-28 3:05:49 PM  

lilplatinum: wellreadneck: lilplatinum: Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.

Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.

Yep. It's the Bernie Bros that'll give Trump a second term.

[i.imgflip.com image 668x374]

She just didn't *inspire* them enough.


Says the guy who wasn't inspired to vote.
 
2020-03-28 3:06:18 PM  

over_educated: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

What?  Haven't people heard?  Joe Biden ATE A BABY!  How can so-called progressives support a baby eating monster over Bernie Sanders?


Just saying what I heard from one of his NYC staffers, and look... infant cannibalism is a maligned issue we can't really speak about openly in this country, as delicious as they are. I mean, you just can't get meat that porcine and succulent without cutting a baby up. It's just science.
 
2020-03-28 3:06:23 PM  

lilplatinum: wellreadneck: lilplatinum: Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.

Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.

Yep. It's the Bernie Bros that'll give Trump a second term.

[i.imgflip.com image 668x374]

She just didn't *inspire* them enough.


True. An elderly lady shoving her foot in her mouth is impressive but not all that many would call that inspirational.
 
2020-03-28 3:06:51 PM  

over_educated: Fart_Machine: You're not very bright.

Nah, he seems to have you pretty well pegged.


You mad bro?
 
2020-03-28 3:07:36 PM  

wellreadneck: lilplatinum: wellreadneck: lilplatinum: Subtonic: lilplatinum: Subtonic: Flappyhead: Subtonic: Word is Bernie suspended his campaign. Just heard.

Huh, as of this morning he was still running.

My guy says his campaign is suspended and all donations are going to be given to charity.

Your guy underestimates what a raging narcissistic egomaniac Bernie is, he enjoys being a cult leader.

Okay. Wait an hour.

Hey, I'll be thrilled if I'm wrong and this shiatstain actually decides he doesn't want to give Trump a second term.

Yep. It's the Bernie Bros that'll give Trump a second term.

[i.imgflip.com image 668x374]

She just didn't *inspire* them enough.

True. An elderly lady shoving her foot in her mouth is impressive but not all that many would call that inspirational.


Hey, Hillary sucked.  Which makes losing to her extra pathetic, especially when the encore is getting curbstomped by a guy who is sundowning.
 
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