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(Salon)   Rush Limbaugh says, wake up people. Coronavirus task force is part of the deep state. Sure, it's Trump's coronavirus task force, but still. You just need to remove the people who know stuff   (salon.com) divider line
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2020-03-28 9:08:44 AM  
I find it ironic that the people who believe in the deep state are about as shallow as a puddle on a flat surface.
 
2020-03-28 9:29:34 AM  
Doesn't he reside in Palm Beach County? I mean, when he isn't taking his private jet to the D.R.? Go ahead, go visit people in the hospital.

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2020-03-28 9:29:55 AM  
This POS was out of sight for good until numbnuts gave him a medal. Thanks Trump.
 
2020-03-28 9:33:59 AM  
C'mon cancer. Do your job.
 
2020-03-28 9:34:53 AM  

edmo: This POS was out of sight for good until numbnuts gave him a medal. Thanks Trump.


And he wants to die (of lung cancer or coronavirus, whichever gets him first.) being the derpiest derp who ever derped.

I mean, who wouldn't want that legacy?
 
2020-03-28 9:45:52 AM  
Presidential Medal of Dumbassery 🏅
 
2020-03-28 10:10:34 AM  
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2020-03-28 10:10:50 AM  
Really looking forward to 2021, Rush.

You know, after you're dead.
 
2020-03-28 10:11:51 AM  
All healthcare givers should take this as Rush declining treatment when he gets it. And I assume he is immunocompromised from cancer treatment, as well as having lung damage from a lifetime of smoking, so once he gets it it's game over.
 
2020-03-28 10:12:22 AM  
I'm not going to take advice from the man who thinks it's called covid-19 because we've been through this 18 times before.
 
2020-03-28 10:12:24 AM  
His audience averages above 60.  This is a self-correcting problem.
 
2020-03-28 10:12:25 AM  

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2020-03-28 10:12:26 AM  
Never trust a junkie.
 
2020-03-28 10:13:54 AM  
Note to Rush:

The theory that lung cancer is a disease that kills is part of a great liberal conspiracy to stop Red State tobacco growers from making an honest living!

So light up another stogie and show the world that you are  TOO TOUGH TO CARE!!!
 
2020-03-28 10:14:55 AM  

ox45tallboy: [Fark user image 425x239]


Said while Rupert Murdock's family was canceling his birthday party out of fear of covid-19.
 
2020-03-28 10:17:53 AM  

The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: All healthcare givers should take this as Rush declining treatment when he gets it. And I assume he is immunocompromised from cancer treatment, as well as having lung damage from a lifetime of smoking, so once he gets it it's game over.


Unless he gets it quickly, he'll probably be triaged out due to lack of supplies and personnel, anyway.
 
2020-03-28 10:18:10 AM  
That's right!

I encourage all god-fearing America-loving supporters to stand up for their god given rights! Ignore what this namby-pamby liberals and deep state operatives tell you. Go wherever you want, do whatever you want to do. They can't stop you, and they KNOW they can't stop you.

Don't let them win. God Bless America and God Bless our leader, President Donald Trump.

Amen!


\oh please oh please
 
2020-03-28 10:18:28 AM  

PaulRB: I find it ironic that the people who believe in the deep state are about as shallow as a puddle on a flat surface.


The thing is, the "deep state" is real, but it consists of the day-to-day lower-level workers who carry through regardless of the administration, and are therefore the ones who already have experience with how everything is run, and who handle things during transitions so there's no interruption while new higher-ups are being onboarded.  Complaining about the "deep state" is the same thing as when a company gets a new VP every few years and he goes through and insists on changing everything despite having no idea how anything works so that he can look like he's doing something, then cutting and bailing shortly after that while the remaining workers are left to pick up the pieces.
 
2020-03-28 10:19:21 AM  
Southeast Missouri State University drop out says what?
 
2020-03-28 10:20:13 AM  
All I can do is quote Dan Savage...
"One day we will wake up to his obituary"
 
2020-03-28 10:24:39 AM  

Fast Moon: PaulRB: I find it ironic that the people who believe in the deep state are about as shallow as a puddle on a flat surface.

The thing is, the "deep state" is real, but it consists of the day-to-day lower-level workers who carry through regardless of the administration, and are therefore the ones who already have experience with how everything is run, and who handle things during transitions so there's no interruption while new higher-ups are being onboarded.  Complaining about the "deep state" is the same thing as when a company gets a new VP every few years and he goes through and insists on changing everything despite having no idea how anything works so that he can look like he's doing something, then cutting and bailing shortly after that while the remaining workers are left to pick up the pieces.


Still, idiots like Limbaugh use the phrase "deep state" like it's some sort of conspiracy, which is actually, as you've accurately pointed out, are the bureaucrats who just carry on regardless of who's in office.  But, since the Republican party has become one big cult who believe in all sorts of nonsense, the term "deep state" takes on moronic meanings in their stupid heads.  To these folk, saying the "deep state" is real means something else entirely.
 
2020-03-28 10:25:07 AM  
Ever since Trump gave him that medal of freedom, the world has gone to shiat.
 
2020-03-28 10:25:53 AM  

henryhill: Southeast Missouri State University drop out says what?


I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Southeast Missouri State University!
 
2020-03-28 10:26:01 AM  
You know who I want to trust during a pandemic? A guy who cannot prove that he has a high school diploma.
 
2020-03-28 10:26:32 AM  

oldernell: C'mon cancer. Do your job.


He was on briefly yesterday to give an update on his treatment. He said he was on an experimental treatment that was working great, until he started having a massive reaction to it about a week ago.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like he may be out of options. And he sounded very weak.

I suspect he has only a few weeks to live.
 
2020-03-28 10:27:50 AM  

iheartscotch: You know who I want to trust during a pandemic? A guy who cannot prove that he has a high school diploma.


Really?  What about his other qualifications like doing so much Oxycontin he lost his hearing, or getting caught coming back from a country known for its underage sex workers with a bottle of Viagra that wasn't prescribed to him?
 
2020-03-28 10:28:53 AM  

OMFG Help Us: Note to Rush:

The theory that lung cancer is a disease that kills is part of a great liberal conspiracy to stop Red State tobacco growers from making an honest living!

So light up another stogie and show the world that you are  TOO TOUGH TO CARE!!!


Also, colloidal silver not only cures Covid-19, but lung cancer as well.

So drink up, fattie!
 
2020-03-28 10:29:26 AM  

LarryDan43: Ever since Trump gave him that medal of freedom, the world has gone to shiat.


medals don't mean shiat when brave men aren't around anyway and only racist cowards get medals. farkers can CHOKE on all their godamn medals these days.

They haven't earned them.
 
2020-03-28 10:29:41 AM  
Who does he think he's talking to? We've all been rounded up and put into internment camps after Jade Helm 15.
 
2020-03-28 10:30:20 AM  

gilgigamesh: oldernell: C'mon cancer. Do your job.

He was on briefly yesterday to give an update on his treatment. He said he was on an experimental treatment that was working great, until he started having a massive reaction to it about a week ago.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like he may be out of options. And he sounded very weak.

I suspect he has only a few weeks to live.


He's a farking evil coward and I hope he burns for eternity in HELL for the harm he has caused in this world.
 
2020-03-28 10:31:01 AM  
These farkers are gonna realize what this thing is all about sooner or later. It's to bad all the rest of us have to pay the price as well.
Alabama, Mississippi opening everything up up overriding local stay home orders are in for a world of hurt soon.
No amount of bullshiat can make this go away it's not fake news it ain't a hoax it's coming for all of us.
 
2020-03-28 10:31:07 AM  

gilgigamesh: oldernell: C'mon cancer. Do your job.

He was on briefly yesterday to give an update on his treatment. He said he was on an experimental treatment that was working great, until he started having a massive reaction to it about a week ago.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like he may be out of options. And he sounded very weak.

I suspect he has only a few weeks to live.


I came.
 
2020-03-28 10:33:12 AM  
The acronym "FOADA" was created explicitly for this DB.
 
2020-03-28 10:33:35 AM  

ox45tallboy: [Fark user image 425x239]


Is she the one that just got fired.

Also, getting advice from 'that guy that will be dead very soon' about how to survive is probably a hint that he's full of shiat.
 
2020-03-28 10:34:07 AM  
Between the morons in my own country, the trumpets in the US, global warming, and a few other goodies, I'm all for a planetary reset. Not one of those wimpy Bible jobs either. No 40 days and nights of rain with an ark on standby to start over. Nope, I want something that will wipe out the cockroaches, even. Start over from scratch, maybe in 4.5 billion years the earth will be ready for humans again.
 
2020-03-28 10:34:19 AM  

Ring of Fire: These farkers are gonna realize what this thing is all about sooner or later. It's to bad all the rest of us have to pay the price as well.
Alabama, Mississippi opening everything up up overriding local stay home orders are in for a world of hurt soon.
No amount of bullshiat can make this go away it's not fake news it ain't a hoax it's coming for all of us.


However this ends, I'm guessing the anti-vaxxers will be experiencing a downturn in popularity.
 
2020-03-28 10:34:22 AM  

iheartscotch: You know who I want to trust during a pandemic? A guy who cannot prove that he has a high school diploma.


I can't tell if you're talking about Rush or Trump.

I mean, Rush sounds like the sort of guy that would refuse to say, but Trump has actually made legal threats about disclosure of his school records. Which just proves that he's a super duper genius of course. And is just hiding his records to keep lesser folks from feeling bad when they behold the majesty of his scholastic career.

/ Haha, no, Trump has an enormous ego and if his school records were even slightly good he'd never shut the fark up about them.
 
2020-03-28 10:36:26 AM  

Kirablue42: gilgigamesh: oldernell: C'mon cancer. Do your job.

He was on briefly yesterday to give an update on his treatment. He said he was on an experimental treatment that was working great, until he started having a massive reaction to it about a week ago.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like he may be out of options. And he sounded very weak.

I suspect he has only a few weeks to live.

He's a farking evil coward and I hope he burns for eternity in HELL for the harm he has caused in this world.


I don't entertain any illusions about an afterlife, and I generally don't want people to suffer no matter how much they suck.

I'm just hoping his voice is removed from the public discourse sooner rather than later.
 
2020-03-28 10:36:48 AM  
Luckily he will soon be dead
 
2020-03-28 10:36:55 AM  

sillydragon: iheartscotch: You know who I want to trust during a pandemic? A guy who cannot prove that he has a high school diploma.

I can't tell if you're talking about Rush or Trump.

I mean, Rush sounds like the sort of guy that would refuse to say, but Trump has actually made legal threats about disclosure of his school records. Which just proves that he's a super duper genius of course. And is just hiding his records to keep lesser folks from feeling bad when they behold the majesty of his scholastic career.

/ Haha, no, Trump has an enormous ego and if his school records were even slightly good he'd never shut the fark up about them.


¿Por qué no los dos?

/ why not both?
 
2020-03-28 10:36:59 AM  
person with a frontal cortex: i'm curious about this deep state.  what sort of actual evidence to you have to support...?

brother-in-law: YOU'RE PART OF IT!!!
 
2020-03-28 10:37:07 AM  
You are going to die a brutally painfull death that no one can save you from, you piece of garbage
 
2020-03-28 10:37:35 AM  
When that fat man dies, I will fly my flag at full mast for the next two weeks.
 
2020-03-28 10:37:37 AM  

gilgigamesh: oldernell: C'mon cancer. Do your job.

He was on briefly yesterday to give an update on his treatment. He said he was on an experimental treatment that was working great, until he started having a massive reaction to it about a week ago.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like he may be out of options. And he sounded very weak.

I suspect he has only a few weeks to live.



We need to remember to stand six feet apart when we line up to piss on his grave.
 
2020-03-28 10:37:54 AM  

gilgigamesh: oldernell: C'mon cancer. Do your job.

He was on briefly yesterday to give an update on his treatment. He said he was on an experimental treatment that was working great, until he started having a massive reaction to it about a week ago.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like he may be out of options. And he sounded very weak.

I suspect he has only a few weeks to live.


Normally I'm hesitant about wanting people to die.

The last few years have changed my mind.
 
2020-03-28 10:38:02 AM  
Have another cigar, Rush.
 
2020-03-28 10:38:43 AM  
250 dead in the UK (where I am) in the last 24 hours. Scumbags like RL make me sick.
 
2020-03-28 10:39:04 AM  

quiotu: ox45tallboy: [Fark user image 425x239]

Is she the one that just got fired.

Also, getting advice from 'that guy that will be dead very soon' about how to survive is probably a hint that he's full of shiat.


No, that's the other blonde Foxette.
 
2020-03-28 10:40:11 AM  
Pet Shop Boys - Give stupidity a chance (lyric video)
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2020-03-28 10:40:45 AM  

Glitchwerks: iheartscotch: You know who I want to trust during a pandemic? A guy who cannot prove that he has a high school diploma.

Really?  What about his other qualifications like doing so much Oxycontin he lost his hearing, or getting caught coming back from a country known for its underage sex workers with a bottle of Viagra that wasn't prescribed to him?


Because, silly, you can very easily prove / disprove if someone actually graduated from high school.

/ The oxy and the rent boys? He's guilty as sin, but nobody has bothered to prove it in court.
 
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