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2020-03-28 4:25:34 AM  
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2020-03-28 5:04:54 AM  
It's not false, it's just alternative death.
 
2020-03-28 6:30:42 AM  
And  mostly dead is partly alive.
 
2020-03-28 6:31:14 AM  
Love at First Bite CLIP 2C
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2020-03-28 6:31:27 AM  
Either my connection is farked or Fark is having problems because my iPad keeps
 
2020-03-28 6:34:11 AM  

Salmon: Either my connection is farked or Fark is having problems because my iPad keeps


Left?
Secrets?
You hanging on?

WHAT!?!
 
2020-03-28 6:41:38 AM  

ZMugg: Salmon: Either my connection is farked or Fark is having problems because my iPad keeps

Left?
Secrets?
You hanging on?

WHAT!?!


The whole thing?
 
2020-03-28 6:41:45 AM  
I think I'll go for a walk.
 
2020-03-28 6:53:58 AM  
I would bet that the number that the government is reporting does not go down by one because much like taxes or regulations, it's always a one way ratchet with them farkers and given that it benefits them to have the biggest number possible.
 
2020-03-28 6:57:21 AM  
Sooo, good news?
Celebrate by doing the..
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Batusi
 
2020-03-28 6:59:05 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: I would bet that the number that the government is reporting does not go down by one because much like taxes or regulations, it's always a one way ratchet with them farkers and given that it benefits them to have the biggest number possible.


Ordinarily I would agree with you.  However, these are not ordinary leaders we have these days.  They are messing with stats in most cases, and flat out lying in others.
 
2020-03-28 7:09:04 AM  

cherryl taggart: Benjimin_Dover: I would bet that the number that the government is reporting does not go down by one because much like taxes or regulations, it's always a one way ratchet with them farkers and given that it benefits them to have the biggest number possible.

Ordinarily I would agree with you.  However, these are not ordinary leaders we have these days.  They are messing with stats in most cases, and flat out lying in others.


Yup, more likely they reduce the number by 1000 since there is now credible evidence that reported deaths are faked as a deep state attempt to make them look bad.
 
2020-03-28 7:13:06 AM  

Salmon: Either my connection is farked or Fark is having problems because my iPad keeps


We might as well pronounce the "L" in salmon, because nothing matters anymore...
 
2020-03-28 7:19:11 AM  
I todaso! I so farking I todaso!
 
2020-03-28 7:27:02 AM  
Knowing this timeline, it'll be fast zombies too.
 
2020-03-28 7:30:31 AM  

PunGent: Salmon: Either my connection is farked or Fark is having problems because my iPad keeps

We might as well pronounce the "L" in salmon, because nothing matters anymore...


Salmon in the fish tacos Hank!
Youtube Vf4RsmaYuNw
 
2020-03-28 7:34:16 AM  
looks like we best take Granma's china off eBay, Becky. damn shame, those plates had a lot of bids.
 
2020-03-28 7:45:41 AM  
Trump was in charge and he thought "discharged" meant the person died.
 
2020-03-28 8:08:17 AM  
Speaking of first deaths, is Seattle still not locked down?
Is this their way of handling the real estate issue?

/"Yes, thousands will die! But think about affordable housing!"
 
2020-03-28 8:29:11 AM  
Ee's only a little dead!
 
2020-03-28 9:35:02 AM  
Doc: Hows life....

Nursing Home Patient: Taking forever....
 
2020-03-28 9:38:34 AM  
Morgantown, West Virginia?

Fallout 76 has trained me for this!

/I'll just pick up everything
//Damn, overencumbered, again
///Third slashie draws Super Mutants to your C.A.M.P.
 
2020-03-28 9:39:35 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: I would bet that the number that the government is reporting does not go down by one because much like taxes or regulations, it's always a one way ratchet with them farkers and given that it benefits them to have the biggest number possible.


With 620,000 cases, up from 200,000 ten days ago, it's nice that some people can remain focused on the important stuff.
 
2020-03-28 9:45:51 AM  

Hachitori: Benjimin_Dover: I would bet that the number that the government is reporting does not go down by one because much like taxes or regulations, it's always a one way ratchet with them farkers and given that it benefits them to have the biggest number possible.

With 620,000 cases, up from 200,000 ten days ago, it's nice that some people can remain focused on the important stuff.


You mean like having accurate data to work from? Yes, it is important and good science needs it. Glad you're on board with it.
 
2020-03-28 9:51:29 AM  
That persons not fooling anyone
 
2020-03-28 9:57:07 AM  
Almost Heaven, West Virginia
 
2020-03-28 10:24:02 AM  
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So, no more room in hell?
 
2020-03-28 10:34:51 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: Hachitori: Benjimin_Dover: I would bet that the number that the government is reporting does not go down by one because much like taxes or regulations, it's always a one way ratchet with them farkers and given that it benefits them to have the biggest number possible.

With 620,000 cases, up from 200,000 ten days ago, it's nice that some people can remain focused on the important stuff.

You mean like having accurate data to work from? Yes, it is important and good science needs it. Glad you're on board with it.


Found the guy who insists on calculating PI out to the very last digit....
 
2020-03-28 11:08:15 AM  
| Not Dead
Open       |  Inside
 
2020-03-28 11:09:11 AM  

MythDragon: | Not Dead
Open       |  Inside


Goddamnit. Preview showed correct spacing
 
2020-03-28 12:40:03 PM  
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2020-03-28 12:46:44 PM  
I mean, most nursing homes are like walking into a Night of the Living dead remake anyway.
 
2020-03-28 1:40:18 PM  
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2020-03-28 1:47:15 PM  

Hachitori: Benjimin_Dover: Hachitori: Benjimin_Dover: I would bet that the number that the government is reporting does not go down by one because much like taxes or regulations, it's always a one way ratchet with them farkers and given that it benefits them to have the biggest number possible.

With 620,000 cases, up from 200,000 ten days ago, it's nice that some people can remain focused on the important stuff.

You mean like having accurate data to work from? Yes, it is important and good science needs it. Glad you're on board with it.

Found the guy who insists on calculating PI out to the very last digit....


There is no last digit. That math teachin lady out front shoulda told ye.
 
2020-03-28 2:55:03 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: I todaso! I so farking I todaso!


Shut up, Ricky.
 
2020-03-28 9:27:38 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: I would bet that the number that the government is reporting does not go down by one because much like taxes or regulations, it's always a one way ratchet with them farkers and given that it benefits them to have the biggest number possible.


No, but once you've been declared dead there are procedures we have to go through to correct the mistake. Call us back in a couple of months.
 
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