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(ABC News)   What should you do if you think you have coronavirus?   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Symptoms, Influenza, Medicine, Health care, Health care provider, Common cold, United States test positive, mild flu-like symptoms  
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2020-03-27 2:38:11 PM  
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PaulRB: This was my original headline:

What should we do if we think we have coronavirus. You mean right after shaking Trump's hand and giving him a big hug?

I'm sure Drew gets tired of chatting with the Secret Service.
2020-03-27 2:15:48 PM  
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2020-03-27 4:37:58 PM  
1 vote:
Find some right winger that won't shut the fark up about it all being a hoax and hork a lugie down his Putin-hole.
2020-03-27 2:37:10 PM  
1 vote:

Flincher: Visit the Burn Wards?

That's cold.
2020-03-27 12:59:11 PM  
1 vote:
Cough and sneeze all over the toilet paper rolls at your local Walmart?

Give a hug and kiss to old people at a retirement village?

Visit the Burn Wards?
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