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(Some Rammstein singer)   Du. Du hast. Du hast mich. Du hast mich. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt und jetzt habe ich 'nen Infekt   (kxan36news.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Olga Kurylenko, Rammstein, Plcido Domingo, Tom Hanks, 57-year-old singer, Opera, Soloist of the German rock band Rammstein, 63-year-old actor Tom Hanks  
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2020-03-27 6:45:06 PM  
Oomph!
 
2020-03-27 6:50:50 PM  
That is a quality goddamn headline. Jeez.
 
2020-03-27 6:54:30 PM  
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: "Du gehst weiter und ich werde rauchen gehen." Wer lacht jetzt?
 
2020-03-27 7:03:02 PM  
Wishing him a speedy recovery.

In the meantime...

DJ Cummerbund - Play That Funky Music Rammstein
Youtube tcUB-3lud60
 
2020-03-27 7:07:12 PM  
Am I high right now, or is that article weirdly written, like AI generated or something?

Why not both ?
 
2020-03-27 7:13:33 PM  
Did they tell his wife,
And his boyfriend too?
 
2020-03-27 7:26:55 PM  

Mztlplx: Am I high right now, or is that article weirdly written, like AI generated or something?

Why not both ?


I read that entire article in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice. Made more sense.
 
2020-03-27 7:32:04 PM  
Let's hope he pulls through so he can the Sonne again.
 
2020-03-27 7:38:03 PM  
Why didn't they capitalize his first name?
 
2020-03-27 7:39:55 PM  
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2020-03-27 7:40:16 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Why didn't they capitalize his first name?


Observing German custom.  You never know what they'll  capitalize
 
2020-03-27 7:43:19 PM  
 
2020-03-27 7:45:40 PM  

Mztlplx: Am I high right now, or is that article weirdly written, like AI generated or something?


Crewmannumber6: Why didn't they capitalize his first name?


Notice paragraphs later in the story aren't capitalized either.

TFA reads very much to me like whoever wrote the English version just autotranslated the German original, and added a few words here and there for American's who might not know who TF they're reading about.
 
2020-03-27 7:51:04 PM  
short story, bro.
ad tickets to a NYC Rammstein show, doormen wouldn't let us due to crowd size or some such BS (we were civil & sober).
Friend knew of a good joint called Flesh Dance.
It was an awesome night.
Not just a bunch of topless gyrations to get the money, this girl put on a real show.
 
2020-03-27 8:03:05 PM  
 
2020-03-27 8:09:32 PM  
Awesome headline.  But also this, FTFA:

"the Famous actress Olga Kurylenko also said that she found the coronavirus."

Where was it hiding?  Did she have to offer it some cheese to come out from under the couch?

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Or are we naming our newsbots now, "Jennifer Alvarez"?
 
2020-03-27 8:12:43 PM  
Monty Python: "Funniest Joke In The World"
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2020-03-27 8:24:59 PM  

MHudson: https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ram​m​stein-singer-till-lindemann-in-icu-wit​h-covid-19/


Russia, and especially Moscow has problems with viral respiratory infections without any help from COVID19.

Actually gives them an edge in this, in the off chance they care at all.
 
2020-03-27 8:53:28 PM  
Excellent headline (and Weeners). I hope he pulls through.
 
2020-03-27 8:58:23 PM  
Rammstein-Du Hast(Bossa Nova Version)
Youtube PyTqXqRuYq0
 
2020-03-27 9:28:38 PM  

bughunter: Mztlplx: Am I high right now, or is that article weirdly written, like AI generated or something?

Crewmannumber6: Why didn't they capitalize his first name?

Notice paragraphs later in the story aren't capitalized either.

TFA reads very much to me like whoever wrote the English version just autotranslated the German original, and added a few words here and there for American's who might not know who TF they're reading about.


Correct.
 
2020-03-27 9:28:58 PM  

Leishu: Excellent headline (and Weeners). I hope he pulls through.


Latest reports is he is feeling better and no longer in the ICU.
 
2020-03-27 9:57:13 PM  

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Rammstein VS Cookie Monster
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2020-03-27 10:23:14 PM  
https://ew.com/music/rammstein-singer​-​till-lindemann-tests-negative-coronavi​rus/

Coronavirus or pneumonia, Till Lindemann will beat it with the Till Hammer.
 
2020-03-27 10:24:06 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Leishu: Excellent headline (and Weeners). I hope he pulls through.

Latest reports is he is feeling better and no longer in the ICU.


Yeah I just saw their facebook post. That's good. Thanks. :)
 
2020-03-27 10:37:00 PM  
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2020-03-27 10:55:04 PM  

Mztlplx: Am I high right now, or is that article weirdly written, like AI generated or something?

Why not both ?


No, it's a perfectly cromulent article.
 
2020-03-27 11:29:17 PM  

Aaron469: Fake news
https://loudwire.com/rammstein-till-li​ndemann-coronavirus-pneumonia/?utm_sou​rce=sailthru&utm_medium=referral&utm_c​ampaign=newsletter_5288477


Yeah, he simply burned that shiat off  \m/

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2020-03-27 11:32:08 PM  

Nurglitch: Did they tell his wife,
And his boyfriend too?


I didn't know, he was a practicing Christian.
 
2020-03-28 12:06:38 AM  
I'd have gone with Du Hast to do a better job washing your hands and social distancing... but not bad.
 
2020-03-28 12:28:07 AM  

SurelyShirley: Nurglitch: Did they tell his wife,
And his boyfriend too?

I didn't know, he was a practicing Christian.


Lindemann is an atheist.
 
2020-03-28 12:51:13 AM  

Mztlplx: Am I high right now, or is that article weirdly written, like AI generated or something?

Why not both ?


second as language english a. By approved Yoda was i think it.
 
2020-03-28 12:54:42 AM  
forced sex producer Harvey Weinstein

funny, I don't recall that film being on his resume...
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2020-03-28 12:55:33 AM  

Nurglitch: Did they tell his wife,
And his boyfriend too?


I doubt it. He hates his wife and his boyfriend too.
 
2020-03-28 9:26:25 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: SurelyShirley: Nurglitch: Did they tell his wife,
And his boyfriend too?

I didn't know, he was a practicing Christian.

Lindemann is an atheist.


Praise abort!
 
2020-03-28 9:26:25 AM  

kdawg7736: Let's hope he pulls through so he can the Sonne again.


That is a quality song, with a quality video.
 
2020-03-28 9:37:30 AM  
Update: He has tested negative - update on Rammstein's FB page
 
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