Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Mother Jones)   Please send snacks. Yes, SNACKS this time   (motherjones.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Supreme Court of the United States, First Amendment to the United States Constitution, Federal government of the United States, Bureau of Land Management, Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Bundy family, United States Congress  
•       •       •

3209 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Mar 2020 at 3:50 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



75 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2020-03-26 9:22:52 PM  
am11.mediaite.comView Full Size
 
2020-03-26 9:33:54 PM  
Okay...sure...

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-26 9:49:17 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 12:30:17 AM  
2014:
Fark user imageView Full Size



2020:
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 3:26:22 AM  
Arrest this MF and shot his ass if he resists. Then treat him as probably infectious afterwards- don't let him endanger any first responders.
 
2020-03-27 3:55:01 AM  
"It does not matter what is most safe or not, what is good or not"

YES IT DOES, MORAN!
 
2020-03-27 3:55:24 AM  
Instead of dildoes, he's getting edible underpants this time.  Because snacks means snacks, and I'm not a monster.
 
2020-03-27 3:55:27 AM  
We missed our chance to erase these motherfarkers once. Now we missed our chance again, and this time they got a bunch of people sick/dead.

/I will repost this in a few weeks
 
2020-03-27 3:55:45 AM  
If I were sick and still able to function, I would attend this meeting and make a concerted effort to shake hands with everybody.
 
2020-03-27 3:55:48 AM  
The USA now has the most confirmed cases of COVID19 in the world. Now, I know you're gonna go 'but China is lying/deliberately hiding how bad they've got it so ACKSHULLY' well, in the US, they're only testing people they know have had contact with a verified case, so ... the US numbers are not right either.
 
2020-03-27 3:57:33 AM  
I predict this thread will be dildos.
 
2020-03-27 3:59:13 AM  

stan unusual: Arrest this MF and shot his ass if he resists. Then treat him as probably infectious afterwards- don't let him endanger any first responders.


Shooting them is a terrible idea. It will aerosolize the infected blood!
 
2020-03-27 4:00:09 AM  

Snapper Carr: If I were sick and still able to function, I would attend this meeting and make a concerted effort to shake hands with everybody.


Give big wet sloppy kisses instead
 
2020-03-27 4:00:15 AM  
I guess my "Dance on their graves" tour bus company will be starting up a lot sooner than I thought

/the "piss on their graves" package is separate
//comes with a six pack of Corona
///and a plate of steamed asparagus
 
2020-03-27 4:03:54 AM  
If you're a Republican and need gas money to get to the conference let me know
 
2020-03-27 4:04:40 AM  

Snapper Carr: If I were sick and still able to function, I would attend this meeting and make a concerted effort to shake hands with everybody.


Nurgle approves of this message.
vignette.wikia.nocookie.netView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 4:06:08 AM  
I think nature is gonna finally finish what the sheriff's dept., state police, and the feds couldn't.
 
2020-03-27 4:11:54 AM  
I'll send blankets.
 
2020-03-27 4:13:24 AM  

NullReferenceException: stan unusual: Arrest this MF and shot his ass if he resists. Then treat him as probably infectious afterwards- don't let him endanger any first responders.

Shooting them is a terrible idea. It will aerosolize the infected blood!


Good point.

Use a crossbow instead.
 
2020-03-27 4:25:26 AM  

stan unusual: Arrest this MF and shot his ass if he resists. Then treat him as probably infectious afterwards- don't let him endanger any first responders.


They should've been gunned down years ago for their armed insurrection.
 
2020-03-27 4:36:13 AM  
Ammon Bundy. Now there is a special kind of stupid.
 
2020-03-27 4:36:19 AM  
Oh man I miss those threads and listening in on the insane scanner chatter.

Sigh.
 
2020-03-27 4:51:19 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


"...On Thursday, Ammon Bundy, one of Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy's 14 children..."

FFS, put a goddam cork in it.

Seriously, this 'sovereign citizen' type bullshiat has to stop.
 
2020-03-27 5:11:09 AM  
Quick, somebody spread word among the White Trashionalists that licking every doorknob, public telephone and Chromebook they can is the only way to win the day.
 
2020-03-27 5:14:36 AM  
Let them have their meeting. Send an observer.

Fark user imageView Full Size


/It'd be cheaper than trying to teach these idiots some sense
 
2020-03-27 5:15:26 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 5:18:13 AM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 5:21:52 AM  
Dear Freeloader,

I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend your soiree, which promises to be quite the meeting of the minds.  I have however enclosed some coupons for $1 off 3-pound bags of Higgins Sunburst Chinchilla Chow at Petco, which I'm sure will add zest and variety to your compound's survival pantry.  I can't vouch for the taste but if nothing else it will make your pelt shiny and supple.

Wistfully,

brap
 
2020-03-27 5:25:32 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 5:28:16 AM  
I thought that sitting in your basement eating rice and beans while people around you die in droves is the wet dream for these people.

They are just never happy.
 
2020-03-27 5:44:06 AM  
Let 'em.
 
2020-03-27 5:52:12 AM  

brap: Dear Freeloader,

I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend your soiree, which promises to be quite the meeting of the minds.  I have however enclosed some coupons for $1 off 3-pound bags of Higgins Sunburst Chinchilla Chow at Petco, which I'm sure will add zest and variety to your compound's survival pantry.  I can't vouch for the taste but if nothing else it will make your pelt shiny and supple.

Wistfully,

brap


P.S. -- You can stretch Chex Mix by throwing in a handful of Friskies Indoor Hairball Control Formula into the bowl & mixing it up.  #lifehack
 
2020-03-27 6:20:58 AM  
The Louisiana Purchase was not "allowed", either - but the Feds went ahead with that; an act that created for him the very land upon which he homesteads illegally to this day.
 
2020-03-27 6:57:15 AM  

whither_apophis: I guess my "Dance on their graves" tour bus company will be starting up a lot sooner than I thought

/the "piss on their graves" package is separate
//comes with a six pack of Corona
///and a plate of steamed asparagus


I have the beer and asparagus concession outside Trump's* presumed cemetery.  We should talk.
 
2020-03-27 7:11:30 AM  
"Since we won our independence, it has never been illegal to assemble as a people."

Four dead kids in Ohio would like to talk with you.
 
2020-03-27 7:37:41 AM  

RasIanI: The Louisiana Purchase was not "allowed", either - but the Feds went ahead with that; an act that created for him the very land upon which he homesteads illegally to this day.


Constitutional law: where the rules are made up and the precedent doesn't matter.
 
2020-03-27 7:39:46 AM  

blastoh: [Fark user image image 378x750]


I remember hearing a radio program where someone bought one of those to prepare for the 1999/2000 apocalypse.
 
2020-03-27 7:43:08 AM  
Anyone thought of sending them a 20 pound bag of those sugarless gummy bears?
 
2020-03-27 7:54:21 AM  

From Philly to Boston: "Since we won our independence, it has never been illegal to assemble as a people."

Four dead kids in Ohio would like to talk with you.


He's likely right.

In Denmark we have the free right of assembly in our constitution, and whilst assemblies above 10 people are not allowed, political protests are exempt, because the constitution actually matters.

I bet that if holds a political rally, the kind that the constitution protects, then he'll win any court case if it is disallowed.

Peoples right to hold political rallies, is guaranteed by your constitution, even for people who you don't agree with.
 
2020-03-27 8:04:57 AM  
Read the fark article...surprised to see Ammon Bundy is actually not a xenophobic bigot when it comes to Hispanic refugees.

/in every other way he's nuts
 
2020-03-27 8:09:07 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: From Philly to Boston: "Since we won our independence, it has never been illegal to assemble as a people."

Four dead kids in Ohio would like to talk with you.

He's likely right.

In Denmark we have the free right of assembly in our constitution, and whilst assemblies above 10 people are not allowed, political protests are exempt, because the constitution actually matters.

I bet that if holds a political rally, the kind that the constitution protects, then he'll win any court case if it is disallowed.

Peoples right to hold political rallies, is guaranteed by your constitution, even for people who you don't agree with.


He's not in Denmark.  We have rights here but they're not absolute and they rarely supersede public health concerns.
 
2020-03-27 8:09:22 AM  
I blame Obama.  He should have had these MFers executed the first time around.
 
2020-03-27 8:13:37 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: Peoples right to hold political rallies, is guaranteed by your constitution, even for people who you don't agree with.


You're correct, though that is a wildly unpopular opinion here in the Politics Tab. Too many of those here and in this country conveniently neglect their espoused liberal principles when the moment suits them, tribalism wins the day over actual ideologies being put into practice and all of that good stuff.
 
2020-03-27 8:20:25 AM  

Snapper Carr: If I were sick and still able to function, I would attend this meeting and make a concerted effort to shake hands with everybody.


Cough first!
 
2020-03-27 8:21:55 AM  

Xanlexian: brap: Dear Freeloader,

I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend your soiree, which promises to be quite the meeting of the minds.  I have however enclosed some coupons for $1 off 3-pound bags of Higgins Sunburst Chinchilla Chow at Petco, which I'm sure will add zest and variety to your compound's survival pantry.  I can't vouch for the taste but if nothing else it will make your pelt shiny and supple.

Wistfully,

brap

P.S. -- You can stretch Chex Mix by throwing in a handful of Friskies Indoor Hairball Control Formula into the bowl & mixing it up.  #lifehack


Shouldn't that be #lifehork?
 
2020-03-27 8:28:26 AM  

TheLastFrontiersman: whither_apophis: I guess my "Dance on their graves" tour bus company will be starting up a lot sooner than I thought

/the "piss on their graves" package is separate
//comes with a six pack of Corona
///and a plate of steamed asparagus

I have the beer and asparagus concession outside Trump's* presumed cemetery.  We should talk.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 8:29:12 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 8:30:43 AM  
"That is what we are doing today," he concluded. "We are calling on you to help protect your own backpack and the very precious stuff you have in it."

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-27 8:37:25 AM  
Oddly enough, that tarp would have actually been useful in blocking a coronavirus packed sneeze.  Too bad that dude decided to suicide himself at a road block for shiats and giggles.
 
2020-03-27 8:52:56 AM  

Snapper Carr: Ketchuponsteak: From Philly to Boston: "Since we won our independence, it has never been illegal to assemble as a people."

Four dead kids in Ohio would like to talk with you.

He's likely right.

In Denmark we have the free right of assembly in our constitution, and whilst assemblies above 10 people are not allowed, political protests are exempt, because the constitution actually matters.

I bet that if holds a political rally, the kind that the constitution protects, then he'll win any court case if it is disallowed.

Peoples right to hold political rallies, is guaranteed by your constitution, even for people who you don't agree with.

He's not in Denmark.  We have rights here but they're not absolute and they rarely supersede public health concerns.


I believe you take your constitution serious, especially when it regards the original intents. I bet he'd win a court case.

The right to bear arms is taken less seriously, because it was intended to fight slave rebellions.

But the right to assemble, to protest the government, that's damn hard to take away.


Btw. There even though you can legally assemble in Denmark to protest the government, overruling the 10 max. size, no-one has been moronic enough to do so.
 
Displayed 50 of 75 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter




In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.