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(Journal News)   Bill and Hillary exploit their pizza parlor child sex slave connections to deliver dozens of pizzas to several local Westchester County hospitals to thank them for their service to the community   (lohud.com) divider line
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2020-03-26 11:33:27 AM  
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2020-03-26 11:40:07 AM  
The real fun will be if Obama shows up with donuts, and GW rolls in with beers and whiskey for after work.

/Imagine the Tweets.
 
2020-03-26 11:49:07 AM  

hubiestubert: The real fun will be if Obama shows up with donuts, and GW rolls in with beers and whiskey for after work.

/Imagine the Tweets.


george washington showing up would be quite the surprise
 
2020-03-26 1:44:32 PM  
NO YOU FOOLS DON'T TAKE THOSE PIZZAS

THAT'S WHERE THE CORVIDAVIRUS WAS MANUFACTURED, IN THE BASEMENT!!!

Curse you, HillarrYYYY!!!!! *shakes fist*
 
2020-03-26 5:25:37 PM  
Those bastards! Handing out pizza like they own the place! Lock them up!
 
2020-03-26 5:56:25 PM  

hubiestubert: The real fun will be if Obama shows up with donuts, and GW rolls in with beers and whiskey for after work.

/Imagine the Tweets.


And Dijon mustard.
 
2020-03-26 5:58:35 PM  
Slap yourself in the balls for mentioning that, subs.

/also the spelling of community JFC.
 
2020-03-26 5:59:02 PM  
Darn, I hate to say it, but how safe is delivered prepared food like that?
As opposed to everyone trying to live off of their own stash of canned goods, I suppose.
 
2020-03-26 6:01:22 PM  
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2020-03-26 6:01:29 PM  
"Thank you for protecting our communities. From Bill and Hillary Clinton,"

Take that period away, and it's the GOP platform.
 
2020-03-26 6:02:20 PM  

xanadian: NO YOU FOOLS DON'T TAKE THOSE PIZZAS

THAT'S WHERE THE CORVIDAVIRUS WAS MANUFACTURED, IN THE BASEMENT!!!

Curse you, HillarrYYYY!!!!! *shakes fist*


Everyone knows it was Obama who released the corona virus. After Trump shut down his Obamacare death panels, he had to go to plan B. He traveled in time to an era where genetically engineering had been perfected and you could grab a customized virus at a CVS. They had also halted the aging process, and everyone there was young, and they had been forever. Obama was like the only old person there. He was like some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around. He was fascinating to them. And there were a lot of attractive women there, and they all wanted time with him.
 
2020-03-26 6:02:54 PM  

flondrix: Darn, I hate to say it, but how safe is delivered prepared food like that?



If the video is to be believed, the lonely housewife thrives on it ...
 
2020-03-26 6:03:21 PM  

flondrix: Darn, I hate to say it, but how safe is delivered prepared food like that?
As opposed to everyone trying to live off of their own stash of canned goods, I suppose.


It's actually pretty safe.  There's a reason places can still do take out.
 
2020-03-26 6:03:52 PM  

JJRRutgers: "Thank you for protecting our communities. From Bill and Hillary Clinton,"

Take that period away, and it's the GOP platform.


That is depressingly accurate.
 
2020-03-26 6:04:07 PM  

kbronsito: xanadian: NO YOU FOOLS DON'T TAKE THOSE PIZZAS

THAT'S WHERE THE CORVIDAVIRUS WAS MANUFACTURED, IN THE BASEMENT!!!

Curse you, HillarrYYYY!!!!! *shakes fist*

Everyone knows it was Obama who released the corona virus. After Trump shut down his Obamacare death panels, he had to go to plan B. He traveled in time to an era where genetically engineering had been perfected and you could grab a customized virus at a CVS. They had also halted the aging process, and everyone there was young, and they had been forever. Obama was like the only old person there. He was like some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around. He was fascinating to them. And there were a lot of attractive women there, and they all wanted time with him.


It was actually Michelle
 
2020-03-26 6:07:46 PM  
"pizza" is code for underage sex slave. Study it out. That's why all those liberals order "pizza" for "dinner" and sometimes get a side of "bread sticks"...

You don't want to know. Think donkey party but with a chicken and a desperate homeless vet.


Those monsters.
 
2020-03-26 6:09:38 PM  
Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice
 
2020-03-26 6:12:25 PM  
Truly history's greatest monster
 
2020-03-26 6:14:31 PM  

Liquid_Bacon: Truly history's greatest monster


Well, it was Hawaiian pizza.
 
2020-03-26 6:16:53 PM  

vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice


These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance
 
2020-03-26 6:18:03 PM  
good on them, but am I the only person who is also wary of eating from restaurants?

one food worker is sick and then every customer who ordered from there could be as well even if they are ordering to go or 'contactless delivery'

I am glad you are placing the pizza on the front porch and taking the money...how assured can I be that you someone in the restaurant making min wage didn't sneeze into his arm?
 
2020-03-26 6:18:33 PM  
I'd be worried about catching some pathogen from food Bill handled and I don't mean this virus.
 
2020-03-26 6:18:34 PM  
Big whoop, Bernie was delivering pizza to SNCC back in the sixties, probably.
 
2020-03-26 6:19:37 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice

These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance


They are exposed but are wearing protective equipment to mitigate the exposure.  And they most certainly aren't touching each other's food, which is a pretty high risk with pizza.

I appreciate the Clintons' effort but it could have been thought through a bit more.  Some individually wrapped sandwiches or something, perhaps.
 
2020-03-26 6:20:47 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice

These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance


And you can defend it all you want, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was an uncommon outbreak amongst the staff at these facilities after this.
 
2020-03-26 6:21:46 PM  

raius: flondrix: Darn, I hate to say it, but how safe is delivered prepared food like that?
As opposed to everyone trying to live off of their own stash of canned goods, I suppose.

It's actually pretty safe.  There's a reason places can still do take out.


do tell, what is the reason?  the 'employee must wash hands' sign in the bathrooms?
 
2020-03-26 6:22:01 PM  

vikingfan73: Hooker with a Penis: vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice

These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance

They are exposed but are wearing protective equipment to mitigate the exposure.  And they most certainly aren't touching each other's food, which is a pretty high risk with pizza.

I appreciate the Clintons' effort but it could have been thought through a bit more.  Some individually wrapped sandwiches or something, perhaps.


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2020-03-26 6:22:07 PM  
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Xi and we buy pizza, have party
 
2020-03-26 6:22:23 PM  
Wait until the find out that the oregano was really high-grade marijuana!
 
2020-03-26 6:23:31 PM  

vikingfan73: Hooker with a Penis: vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice

These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance

They are exposed but are wearing protective equipment to mitigate the exposure.  And they most certainly aren't touching each other's food, which is a pretty high risk with pizza.

I appreciate the Clintons' effort but it could have been thought through a bit more.  Some individually wrapped sandwiches or something, perhaps.


yet some individual still handled their food while individually wrapping the sandwich after touching their meat.

/i don't care about phrasing
 
2020-03-26 6:24:07 PM  
And where did pizza originate?  In ITALY, where the entire population is infested with The 'Rona!  STUDY IT OUT, PEOPLE!
 
2020-03-26 6:24:07 PM  

Spartapuss: vikingfan73: Hooker with a Penis: vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice

These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance

They are exposed but are wearing protective equipment to mitigate the exposure.  And they most certainly aren't touching each other's food, which is a pretty high risk with pizza.

I appreciate the Clintons' effort but it could have been thought through a bit more.  Some individually wrapped sandwiches or something, perhaps.

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I don't know if you're agreeing with me or mocking me, but the picture shown is definitely a safer way to share food than a bunch of pizzas.
 
2020-03-26 6:24:41 PM  

Hyjamon: good on them, but am I the only person who is also wary of eating from restaurants?

one food worker is sick and then every customer who ordered from there could be as well even if they are ordering to go or 'contactless delivery'

I am glad you are placing the pizza on the front porch and taking the money...how assured can I be that you someone in the restaurant making min wage didn't sneeze into his arm?


It's airborne only, if all your bad stars aligned together you might get it transferred orally, but it is very slim chance
 
2020-03-26 6:26:34 PM  

hubiestubert: The real fun will be if Obama shows up with donuts, and GW rolls in with beers and whiskey for after work.

/Imagine the Tweets.


Imagine if Bloomberg bought every McDonald's and KFC in the DC area and had them bulldozed. To add insult to injury, he pays the WH cable guy to rig it to where they can only get BET, Telemundo, CNN and Lifetime.
 
2020-03-26 6:27:14 PM  

Hyjamon: vikingfan73: Hooker with a Penis: vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice

These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance

They are exposed but are wearing protective equipment to mitigate the exposure.  And they most certainly aren't touching each other's food, which is a pretty high risk with pizza.

I appreciate the Clintons' effort but it could have been thought through a bit more.  Some individually wrapped sandwiches or something, perhaps.

yet some individual still handled their food while individually wrapping the sandwich after touching their meat.

/i don't care about phrasing


The individual who touched their sandwich was (hopefully) wearing gloves and working in a sanitary kitchen.  The individuals who are taking pieces of pizza are at a much higher risk of contracting and transmitting the virus, so they should not be touching other people's food.

I can't believe that anyone thinks that this is a good idea.  These people are absolute heroes, for sure, and we need to be doing nice things for them.  The Clintons did a nice thing. I just don't think they really thought through the risk.
 
2020-03-26 6:27:57 PM  

baka-san: Hyjamon: good on them, but am I the only person who is also wary of eating from restaurants?

one food worker is sick and then every customer who ordered from there could be as well even if they are ordering to go or 'contactless delivery'

I am glad you are placing the pizza on the front porch and taking the money...how assured can I be that you someone in the restaurant making min wage didn't sneeze into his arm?

It's airborne only, if all your bad stars aligned together you might get it transferred orally, but it is very slim chance


The virus lives on cardboard for 24 hours.  It's not airborne only.
 
2020-03-26 6:29:17 PM  

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2020-03-26 6:31:38 PM  

Hyjamon: raius: flondrix: Darn, I hate to say it, but how safe is delivered prepared food like that?
As opposed to everyone trying to live off of their own stash of canned goods, I suppose.

It's actually pretty safe.  There's a reason places can still do take out.

do tell, what is the reason?  the 'employee must wash hands' sign in the bathrooms?


It's because people transmit it to one another, they generally aren't getting it from the food itself.  This article explain it much better then I can.

https://www.health.com/condition/infe​c​tious-diseases/coronavirus/is-it-safe-​to-order-food-delivery-coronavirus
 
2020-03-26 6:32:40 PM  

vikingfan73: I don't know if you're agreeing with me or mocking me, but


You can safely assume we are mocking you.
 
2020-03-26 6:41:50 PM  

hubiestubert: The real fun will be if Obama shows up with donuts, and GW rolls in with beers and whiskey for after work.

/Imagine the Tweets.


THIS MEANS SOMETHING!
 
2020-03-26 6:42:44 PM  

vikingfan73: Hooker with a Penis: vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice

These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance

They are exposed but are wearing protective equipment to mitigate the exposure.  And they most certainly aren't touching each other's food, which is a pretty high risk with pizza.

I appreciate the Clintons' effort but it could have been thought through a bit more.  Some individually wrapped sandwiches or something, perhaps.


I'm confused. One pizza, one person.


/Really likes pizza
 
2020-03-26 6:46:37 PM  

krispos42: vikingfan73: Hooker with a Penis: vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice

These are healthcare workers they are exposed whether they want to or not, plus who the fark gathers around the box to eat pizza? At my office we wait in line grab a slice and leave you can easily social distance

They are exposed but are wearing protective equipment to mitigate the exposure.  And they most certainly aren't touching each other's food, which is a pretty high risk with pizza.

I appreciate the Clintons' effort but it could have been thought through a bit more.  Some individually wrapped sandwiches or something, perhaps.

I'm confused. One pizza, one person.


/Really likes pizza


Now that's an idea that I can get behind!
 
2020-03-26 6:46:51 PM  

raius: Hyjamon: raius: flondrix: Darn, I hate to say it, but how safe is delivered prepared food like that?
As opposed to everyone trying to live off of their own stash of canned goods, I suppose.

It's actually pretty safe.  There's a reason places can still do take out.

do tell, what is the reason?  the 'employee must wash hands' sign in the bathrooms?

It's because people transmit it to one another, they generally aren't getting it from the food itself.  This article explain it much better then I can.

https://www.health.com/condition/infec​tious-diseases/coronavirus/is-it-safe-​to-order-food-delivery-coronavirus


so would you also say it is safe to eat in restaurants?
 
2020-03-26 6:49:26 PM  

Sweet Bucky: vikingfan73: I don't know if you're agreeing with me or mocking me, but

You can safely assume we are mocking you.


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2020-03-26 6:50:45 PM  

Hyjamon: raius: Hyjamon: raius: flondrix: Darn, I hate to say it, but how safe is delivered prepared food like that?
As opposed to everyone trying to live off of their own stash of canned goods, I suppose.

It's actually pretty safe.  There's a reason places can still do take out.

do tell, what is the reason?  the 'employee must wash hands' sign in the bathrooms?

It's because people transmit it to one another, they generally aren't getting it from the food itself.  This article explain it much better then I can.

https://www.health.com/condition/infec​tious-diseases/coronavirus/is-it-safe-​to-order-food-delivery-coronavirus

so would you also say it is safe to eat in restaurants?


Did you read the article?  They talk about how the danger is in serving the food and crowds of people primarily.
 
2020-03-26 6:57:48 PM  

Hyjamon: do tell, what is the reason?  the 'employee must wash hands' sign in the bathrooms?


God damned nanny state telling us what to do!
 
2020-03-26 6:59:03 PM  

raius: Hyjamon: raius: Hyjamon: raius: flondrix: Darn, I hate to say it, but how safe is delivered prepared food like that?
As opposed to everyone trying to live off of their own stash of canned goods, I suppose.

It's actually pretty safe.  There's a reason places can still do take out.

do tell, what is the reason?  the 'employee must wash hands' sign in the bathrooms?

It's because people transmit it to one another, they generally aren't getting it from the food itself.  This article explain it much better then I can.

https://www.health.com/condition/infec​tious-diseases/coronavirus/is-it-safe-​to-order-food-delivery-coronavirus

so would you also say it is safe to eat in restaurants?

Did you read the article?  They talk about how the danger is in serving the food and crowds of people primarily.


I did read the article, and it mentioned eating in restaurants is okay.

"If you get fed up eating at home, you can still dine out. "Eating in restaurants can be safe in most settings," advises Hedberg"

"When it comes to the preparation of the fooWhen it comes to the preparation of the food, Hedberg says there's no evidence that coronavirus can be transmitted by food. According to the CDC,"


Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

You all take your chances, I am cooking at home...after wiping down all my food that comes from grocery store or letting it sit in garage for days.

I hope it is true, kids are seriously wanting some McDonald's nuggets
 
2020-03-26 6:59:14 PM  

AquaTatanka: kbronsito: xanadian: NO YOU FOOLS DON'T TAKE THOSE PIZZAS

THAT'S WHERE THE CORVIDAVIRUS WAS MANUFACTURED, IN THE BASEMENT!!!

Curse you, HillarrYYYY!!!!! *shakes fist*

Everyone knows it was Obama who released the corona virus. After Trump shut down his Obamacare death panels, he had to go to plan B. He traveled in time to an era where genetically engineering had been perfected and you could grab a customized virus at a CVS. They had also halted the aging process, and everyone there was young, and they had been forever. Obama was like the only old person there. He was like some sort of, you know, celebrity, walking around. He was fascinating to them. And there were a lot of attractive women there, and they all wanted time with him.

It was actually Michelle


No one would ever confuse Michelle Obama for a man, silly - she's a beautiful woman. Just cuz she ain't your type....
 
2020-03-26 7:01:09 PM  

vikingfan73: Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING

Also Hawtsawce Hilldawg:  Here's some pizzas, everyone gather round a 2 square foot box and touch it while you're grabbing a slice


Or they could use common sense and proceed one at a time to the box, use napkins, wash their hands prior to, etc. Theyre healthcare professionals
 
2020-03-26 7:05:10 PM  
Go away you farking hag.  Nobody is impressed by your fake sincerity.
 
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