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2020-03-25 4:45:49 PM  
Again?!
 
2020-03-25 4:46:24 PM  
I can't even anymore.
 
2020-03-25 4:47:03 PM  
Fark you, not watching this shiat any more. I'll read the lowlights on the news later.
 
2020-03-25 4:47:22 PM  
Brilliant headline😂
 
2020-03-25 4:47:37 PM  
My neighborhood pub, Fibber Magee's, is now closed and I find this headline offensive. Reported.
 
2020-03-25 4:47:51 PM  
We're Number 1!!!!
 
2020-03-25 4:48:26 PM  
This must mean something huge is about to drop.  I'm thinking by Friday.
 
2020-03-25 4:48:46 PM  
Being stuck at home reading all day every day about how awful it all is. Fark trump. Why can't he just die on television?
 
2020-03-25 4:49:08 PM  
That's not the way I here-d it!
 
2020-03-25 4:49:14 PM  
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2020-03-25 4:49:38 PM  

Palined Parenthood: This must mean something huge is about to drop.  I'm thinking by Friday.


I think job numbers are coming out very soon? Possibly today?
 
2020-03-25 4:51:09 PM  
Nope not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent, not at this juncture.
 
2020-03-25 4:51:33 PM  
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2020-03-25 4:51:50 PM  
Nope.

The man is a clear and present danger to the American people.
 
2020-03-25 4:52:12 PM  
Trump should really clean out that closet one of these days...


/does anyone here actually listen to Fibber McGee and Molly... I do, often.
 
2020-03-25 4:53:08 PM  
WordSalad Wednesday.  Where is my booze?
 
2020-03-25 4:53:15 PM  

Palined Parenthood: This must mean something huge is about to drop.  I'm thinking by Friday.


Something huge to drop? I hope it's Trump*
 
2020-03-25 4:54:44 PM  
i'm skipping today,i don't want subject myself to any more of actually hearing his voice or looking at his neck vagina.  Self care,time to go walk and listen Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast.
 
2020-03-25 4:55:08 PM  
Job numbers are Thursday.
 
2020-03-25 4:55:29 PM  
I've watched these things from the beginning - and it's the same thing every time - sometimes literally the exact same lines.  The only chance of something different comes from Fauci or the reporters asking a different question.
 
2020-03-25 4:55:34 PM  
I'm convinced that Trump is dying, or at least can no longer convince himself he's immortal, and this is where he insists on taking down as many people as possible. Otherwise they'd have the audacity to go on living while he can't.
His cult will agree, of course. All cults become death cults in the end.
 
2020-03-25 4:55:46 PM  
Is Fauci back on? He was replaced a while ago with the more sycophantic doctor.
 
2020-03-25 4:56:26 PM  

Uncle_Git: Job numbers are Thursday.


Thank you!
 
2020-03-25 4:57:39 PM  
"EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK!  TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!"
 
2020-03-25 4:58:41 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: I'm convinced that Trump is dying, or at least can no longer convince himself he's immortal, and this is where he insists on taking down as many people as possible. Otherwise they'd have the audacity to go on living while he can't.
His cult will agree, of course. All cults become death cults in the end.


We should be so lucky
 
2020-03-25 4:59:06 PM  

neapoi: Being stuck at home reading all day every day about how awful it all is. Fark trump. Why can't he just die on television?


I make sure to not miss them everyday in case he does get a stroke from all the mean nasty reporters asking him mean nasty questions.  Not gonna happen though but one might hope.
 
2020-03-25 4:59:55 PM  
I can get people to lie to me any time, I don't need to watch it on tv.
 
2020-03-25 5:00:06 PM  
I'm listening now to Florida Gov. (and Trump Cult Member) DeSantis giving a press briefing. He's been taking some good measures and sounds like he's paying attention to the experts. But he's still tap-dancing all around the social distancing questions. "This thing could be over in a few weeks, so let's see what happens."

That's the party line, no doubt.
 
2020-03-25 5:00:40 PM  
Didn't he used to spew his shiat in the middle of the day?
 
2020-03-25 5:01:12 PM  

Alley Rat: Didn't he used to spew his shiat in the middle of the day?


Market kept tanking as he spoke - at least someone in his administration figured this out.
 
2020-03-25 5:02:12 PM  
He probably will replace Dr. Fauci with Glen Beck.

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Get the blackboard out...That will learn ya!
 
2020-03-25 5:02:38 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Palined Parenthood: This must mean something huge is about to drop.  I'm thinking by Friday.

I think job numbers are coming out very soon? Possibly today?


Tommorow GDP numbers come out - and whole heap of other data related to manufacturing, etc.
 
2020-03-25 5:03:13 PM  
Tain't funny, Fauci!!!

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2020-03-25 5:03:16 PM  
Deathrow clownshow.
 
2020-03-25 5:03:27 PM  

RasIanI: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Palined Parenthood: This must mean something huge is about to drop.  I'm thinking by Friday.

I think job numbers are coming out very soon? Possibly today?

Tommorow GDP numbers come out - and whole heap of other data related to manufacturing, etc.


Thanks as well! I just knew job numbers were soon!
 
2020-03-25 5:03:31 PM  
Wonder if anyone is going to ask Trump about his businesses not being allowed to receive any funds.
 
2020-03-25 5:06:07 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6i6B​D​HQaaA

PBS News Hour stream. For anyone unwilling or unable to watch on the C-Span website.
 
2020-03-25 5:06:11 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: I'm convinced that Trump is dying, or at least can no longer convince himself he's immortal, and this is where he insists on taking down as many people as possible. Otherwise they'd have the audacity to go on living while he can't.
His cult will agree, of course. All cults become death cults in the end.


Here's a fun game.  Place your finger over his trachea on the screen.  That way if he suddenly strokes out, you can feel magic for the rest of the day!
 
2020-03-25 5:07:12 PM  
Maybe the other 20,000 ventilators are in the closet?
 
2020-03-25 5:07:24 PM  
Not watching.  But I already know what he will say...

- This will be over soon
- We are doing a great job
- Our economy will be stronger than ever
- We need to get back to work
- We are doing a tremendous job
- I am the one making sure that you get money
 
2020-03-25 5:07:31 PM  
Now not starting until 530 p.m. ET.
 
2020-03-25 5:07:41 PM  
White House Coronavirus Task Force Daily Briefing is now officially my go outside and carve wood with an axe time. Smell ya later, dinguses.
 
2020-03-25 5:07:48 PM  
He'll be above 50% approval by next week. The media will elect him again. And you thought the last 3+ years were fun/horrifying........
 
2020-03-25 5:08:08 PM  

hammettman: Deathrow clownshow.


I remember that movie!
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2020-03-25 5:08:11 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Wonder if anyone is going to ask Trump about his businesses not being allowed to receive any funds.


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2020-03-25 5:08:22 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Wonder if anyone is going to ask Trump about his businesses not being allowed to receive any funds.


Live on TV? He'll just brag and say that they don't need the money, they're the best, etc. I want the recording from whatever closed door meeting took place with whoever advised him. I want all the f-bombs.
 
2020-03-25 5:08:53 PM  
Deaths are going to Skyrocket. 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/hell-c​o​ming-mathematical-proof-185019616.html​

The prediction that the author made for March 26th came true today the 25th with over 800 deaths. 

These calculations imply that the American death toll will be 12,800 on April 7th and 
The total U.S. death toll by April 15th will be more than 20,000.

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This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better, thanks mostly to Trump.
 
2020-03-25 5:09:02 PM  

durbnpoisn: Not watching.  But I already know what he will say...

- This will be over soon
- We are doing a great job
- Our economy will be stronger than ever
- We need to get back to work
- We are doing a tremendous job
- I am the one making sure that you get money


- Numbers of "things" that are being "sent" to "places"
- Looking at full churches on Easter
- Stock market went up again today
- Nobody knew this could happen (my personal favorite, because of HOW STUPID IT IS)
 
2020-03-25 5:09:08 PM  
i'm betting that if the stock market shows positive gains for the rest of the week, Trump will stop this daily shiat show and consider it a victory even though we have at least of month more of slogging through this pandemic.
 
2020-03-25 5:09:10 PM  

JulieAzel626: Now not starting until 530 p.m. ET.


They have to keep messing with the dosage
 
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