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(News.com.au)   "Other shoppers heard a lot of moaning and groaning and then stared at us when we came out looking very red-faced", Kirsten Dunst admitted   ( heraldsun.news.com.au) divider line
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2004-08-11 05:32:18 AM  
Sex in public is certainly hot. And whene celebrities do it it is even better. Good deal indeed.
2004-08-11 05:53:35 AM  
If I was Kirsten Dunst's boyfriend/playtoy/whatever I would give it to her anywhere... anytime... anyhow she wanted.
2004-08-11 05:55:36 AM  
I would so hit that.

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2004-08-11 06:51:57 AM  
She is way tooo cute to be human. I wouldn't throw her ex outta bed either.
2004-08-11 07:07:58 AM  
I'd be happy to nail her any place and any time she wants :)
2004-08-11 07:08:39 AM  
I would hit both of them. Preferably at the same time. And in public.
2004-08-11 07:26:16 AM  
The article is severely lacking in night vision video.
2004-08-11 09:00:05 AM  
This article is severly lacking my name in place of Jake's.
2004-08-11 09:40:32 AM  
My hands are severely lacking Kirsten's boobs.
2004-08-11 09:47:39 AM  
Dear Lord, we thank you for creating Kirsten Dunst and her boobs. Amen.
2004-08-11 09:47:42 AM  
When it comes to quickies Kirsten
Seems to be for danger thirstin'
God I love it when them starlets
Have the appetites of harlots
I'd hit it like an ancient druid
Then speckle her with my web fluid.
2004-08-11 09:55:17 AM  
Where's that pic of her in the sauna?
2004-08-11 10:09:48 AM  
MMmmmm Kirsten Dunst. Please someone start putting SFW pics in here for us stuck at work afraid to do a GIS.
2004-08-11 11:31:25 AM  
has anyone else noticed the gap in her tooth? Damn you Donnie Darko I thought you'd pick a less vapid girl! Go for Mandy Moore next dude!
2004-08-11 12:02:45 PM  
I'm not one to talk about looks... but I will.

There's just something odd about her teeth to me. Are they too small? Too straight? Are there too many?

And her eyes seem... odd to me.

Oh, I'd hit it, it's just that I'd stare at her for a while after trying to figure out what's wrong with her face.
2004-08-11 12:03:06 PM  
this article is severely lacking more Kirsten Dunst hot hot sexual sex with me and us...having sex, um.....hot.

/sorry, I'm a bit worked up right now
2004-08-11 12:04:31 PM  
He's a stay-at-home boy, I'm an out-on-the-town girl.

Translation: He has a small dick, and I'm a whore.
2004-08-11 12:04:38 PM  
She makes my spidey sense tingle.
2004-08-11 12:05:55 PM  
Didn't she used to be one of those "I like to keep my private life private" types? Talk about a total 180 on that policy, there, Kirsten. Then again, she also said she wouldn't do nude scenes, but I recall a magazine cover a couple of years back on which she wore a rather flimsy top that didn't leave much to the imagination.
2004-08-11 12:06:02 PM  
shiat, man, my long-time ladyfriend's sex drive has fallen through the floor lately. What I would give for a bit of moaning and groaning ANYWHERE...
2004-08-11 12:06:08 PM  
Yes, please. Both, please.

/straight, but lord, is she fine...and so is he...mmm...
2004-08-11 12:06:51 PM  
Fugly. Yuck.
2004-08-11 12:07:27 PM  
learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
2004-08-11 12:07:39 PM  
That's hot.

I love it.

/would hit it
//sauna pic comin up
2004-08-11 12:07:46 PM  
2004-08-11 12:08:43 PM  
"Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when I will fap ... to Kirsten Dunst again."
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2004-08-11 12:08:54 PM  
Was The Virgin Suicides really a teen movie? Or was it just that I was a teen??
2004-08-11 12:09:20 PM  
I heard they did it in Tobey Maguire's trailer and left him a little 'present'
2004-08-11 12:09:30 PM  
I like their philosophy about places to have sex.

/In my dreams...
2004-08-11 12:09:33 PM  
I would vigorously thrust my meathandle of love into her in the middle of yankee stadium.
2004-08-11 12:09:52 PM  
hot hot hot

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2004-08-11 12:10:11 PM  
Her left eye is a little sleepy compared with her right.
2004-08-11 12:11:33 PM  
Hey Jake, I'd be more than happy to take Kirsten's place....

/would hit it until we both couldn't walk straight.
2004-08-11 12:11:47 PM  
sharp knees comment coming up in 5.....4....3....
2004-08-11 12:11:59 PM  
VitaminP- nice
Fark these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
2004-08-11 12:12:10 PM  
voldemort thank you!

are there any real women out there that have that kind of appetite? cause I've never found one.

2004-08-11 12:13:14 PM  
Pro Zack....um....your mom?

/sorry, couldnt resist!
2004-08-11 12:13:25 PM  
I'd let her see my web shooter.
2004-08-11 12:14:03 PM  
I heard she had a wart once, ewww.
2004-08-11 12:14:03 PM  
I've had better

/head droops in acknowledgement that nobody believes me, not even myself
2004-08-11 12:14:06 PM  
are there any real women out there that have that kind of appetite? cause I've never found one.



Nope, only pscyho Hollywood actresses, sorry
2004-08-11 12:14:13 PM  
sure they wasn't trying to fix her crooked teeth?

and yes, i would hit it
2004-08-11 12:15:10 PM  

ha ha! ok, real HOT women...
2004-08-11 12:15:39 PM  
She has an odd number of freckles on her nose. Everygeek knows that even numbered freckles make perfect women. All others deserve my ridicule.
2004-08-11 12:15:53 PM  
I can atest that I have personally had the luck to find a girl with that sexual appetite,
My wife and I enjoy her emmensly

// dont care if you dont believe me :-)
2004-08-11 12:16:33 PM  
Sponge bath, miss Dunst?
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2004-08-11 12:16:34 PM  
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I would be so very happy to use my voracious sexual appetite on Jake Gyllenhaal.
I would hit it, yes I would.
2004-08-11 12:17:20 PM  
2004-08-11 12:17:54 PM  
He's a stay-at-home boy, I'm an out-on-the-town girl.

Translation A: He doesn't snort coke of a camels back, I hate cleaning up and doing the dishes

Translation B: He so aloof, I don't know what that means.
2004-08-11 12:18:34 PM  
If they made that much noise, they wanted to get caught.
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