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2020-03-24 5:51:54 PM  
Comment about fences or something.
 
2020-03-24 5:53:54 PM  
(takes a dump, scratches litter)
 
2020-03-24 5:56:14 PM  
The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape (Lyrics On Screen)
Youtube tutRAxngo1k
 
2020-03-24 5:59:00 PM  
Daphne from Mystery Inc. approves of that scarf.
 
2020-03-24 6:12:44 PM  
We're all going to die because Don the Don can't get a farking Quarterpounder w/ Cheese.

/ Get back to work burgermeisters!
 
2020-03-24 6:12:58 PM  
Pence just called himself a lay person.  I bet Mommy hates that, 'cuz it sounds dirty.
 
2020-03-24 6:13:04 PM  
Is this where Dana Bash reminds us of how presidential Trump is being, again?
 
2020-03-24 6:13:05 PM  
Here I'll save us the time

lies, more lies, some "cant let the cure be worse then the problem", a list of accomplishments only he could have made, then more lies
 
2020-03-24 6:13:08 PM  
Perhaps they should seal off the NYC metro area if >60% of cases are located there.
 
2020-03-24 6:13:40 PM  
They're attacking Cuomo and New York,every speaker has reinforced the point,
 
2020-03-24 6:13:50 PM  
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2020-03-24 6:13:59 PM  

penetrating_virga: Perhaps they should seal off the NYC metro area if >60% of cases are located there.


Snake agrees
 
2020-03-24 6:14:27 PM  

JudgeSmails: They're attacking Cuomo and New York,every speaker has reinforced the point,


Umm.. it sounds like they're sending additional resources there. Is that classified as "attacking" if you're a mouth frothin' trump hater?
 
2020-03-24 6:14:59 PM  

Kittypie070: (takes a dump, scratches litter)


There's a nonzero possibility that this is an actual scene in the butthole version of the Cats movie
 
2020-03-24 6:15:16 PM  
Is, is Fauci hiding behind Pence?
 
2020-03-24 6:15:30 PM  
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Greetings from New York!
 
2020-03-24 6:15:53 PM  

penetrating_virga: JudgeSmails: They're attacking Cuomo and New York,every speaker has reinforced the point,

Umm.. it sounds like they're sending additional resources there. Is that classified as "attacking" if you're a mouth frothin' trump hater?


Are you watching this? Birx mentioned the governor of Florida by name agreeing that new yorkers are fleeing there.  They are trying to blame New York for their corona cases instead of the governor and state officials.
 
2020-03-24 6:16:04 PM  
What's a short week?
 
2020-03-24 6:16:11 PM  
If 4 million Americans die, Trump will be seen as the worst President ever.
If the economy craters worse than the Great Depression, Trump will be seen as the worst President ever.
He thinks he has to choose between these two possibilities.  And he chose the money, not the people.  Either way he's going down as the worst, but at least his friends will still be rich.
 
2020-03-24 6:16:57 PM  

Flappyhead: Is, is Fauci hiding behind Pence?


Pence is so white, he's translucent. I can see Fauci just fine.
 
2020-03-24 6:16:58 PM  

penetrating_virga: JudgeSmails: They're attacking Cuomo and New York,every speaker has reinforced the point,

Umm.. it sounds like they're sending additional resources there. Is that classified as "attacking" if you're a mouth frothin' trump hater?


Sounds like that to you, sounds to me like they're lying
 
2020-03-24 6:17:39 PM  

Flappyhead: Is, is Fauci hiding behind Pence?


Probably hoping to avoid another facepalm video
 
2020-03-24 6:17:41 PM  
Pence says ..almost gleefully.. McDonald's in offering curbside meals for truckers.

This is NOT normal!
 
2020-03-24 6:18:01 PM  
His brain is broken.
 
2020-03-24 6:18:06 PM  
At this point, I'd rather shove a glass rod into my peehole and tap myself in the junk gently, yet repeatedly, with an aluminum baseball bat, than watch another episode of Trumpy Conman's Flying Jerkoffus.
 
2020-03-24 6:18:12 PM  
2 and a half weeks is longer than 2 weeks?  OK, noted...
 
2020-03-24 6:18:16 PM  
I TOLD YOU that he was a great leader. SEE? He's looking into it.
 
2020-03-24 6:18:18 PM  
McDonalds now has drivethrus. Thank you Trump!
 
2020-03-24 6:18:22 PM  
I've never been more ashamed of one of my threads getting greenlit.
 
2020-03-24 6:18:24 PM  
Get the corona virus, fat jerk.
 
2020-03-24 6:18:39 PM  
Trump and his Flying Monkey Legion of Doom are great believers in the old saying that one person's death is a tragedy A million dead is a statistic.
 
2020-03-24 6:19:42 PM  

EL EM: What's a short week?


Yeah, in a pandemic I don't think there's such a thing as a "short week".
 
2020-03-24 6:19:43 PM  
His "Open by Easter" isn't playing well with my Trumper friends on Facebook.  Even they aren't stupid enough to believe that's a good idea
 
2020-03-24 6:19:55 PM  
How about April Fool's Day?
 
2020-03-24 6:20:07 PM  
I'll come back for thread about however the fark he pops off when someone asks him what the hell he's thinking relaxing social distancing guidelines for Easter, but this is the first teleworkday since March 13th that I've managed to disengage myself before I put in 14 farking hours, and I'm gonna go hit wood with a hatchet or something.
 
2020-03-24 6:20:08 PM  
penetrating_virga

STFU
 
2020-03-24 6:20:11 PM  

CipollinaFan: Flappyhead: Is, is Fauci hiding behind Pence?

Pence is so white, he's translucent. I can see Fauci just fine.


I'm looking at Fauci behind Trump and thinking of Brutus and Julius Caesar and daydreaming of cutlery.
 
2020-03-24 6:20:15 PM  

Aquapope: If 4 million Americans die, Trump will be seen as the worst President ever.
If the economy craters worse than the Great Depression, Trump will be seen as the worst President ever.
He thinks he has to choose between these two possibilities.  And he chose the money, not the people.  Either way he's going down as the worst, but at least his friends will still be rich.


Trump ain't got no friends
 
2020-03-24 6:20:36 PM  
So when Trump says "the cure is worse that the disease" -What "cure" is he talking about?

There is no federal lock down or stay at home. So what the fark is he talking about?

So he is going to say "You are not allowed to stand 6 feet away from people now because it hurts the economy?"

How do you repeal something that is pretty much only a recommended guideline?
 
2020-03-24 6:20:37 PM  

OldRod: His "Open by Easter" isn't playing well with my Trumper friends on Facebook.  Even they aren't stupid enough to believe that's a good idea


Yeah, but the Trumpers are open for keester. Believe me.
 
2020-03-24 6:20:45 PM  

CipollinaFan: Flappyhead: Is, is Fauci hiding behind Pence?

Pence is so white, he's translucent. I can see Fauci just fine.


He has to put on sunscreen before opening a jar of mayo
 
2020-03-24 6:20:49 PM  

WayneKerr: I TOLD YOU that he was a great leader. SEE? He's looking into it.


He'll also be looking into large portions of the country.
 
2020-03-24 6:21:05 PM  

Aquapope: If 4 million Americans die, Trump will be seen as the worst President ever.
If the economy craters worse than the Great Depression, Trump will be seen as the worst President ever.
He thinks he has to choose between these two possibilities.  And he chose the money, not the people.  Either way he's going down as the worst, but at least his friends will still be rich.


What if it's even worse?

He's just missing his rallies and wants them back.
 
2020-03-24 6:21:52 PM  

tymothil: At this point, I'd rather shove a glass rod into my peehole and tap myself in the junk gently, yet repeatedly, with an aluminum baseball bat, than watch another episode of Trumpy Conman's Flying Jerkoffus.


That is an oddly specific and disturbing description of what you would rather do
 
2020-03-24 6:22:11 PM  

Aquapope: CipollinaFan: Flappyhead: Is, is Fauci hiding behind Pence?

Pence is so white, he's translucent. I can see Fauci just fine.

I'm looking at Fauci behind Trump and thinking of Brutus and Julius Caesar and daydreaming of cutlery.


Sadly we missed our chance 9 days ago.😔
 
2020-03-24 6:22:20 PM  
Love Fauci, hope he survives the inevitable wrath
 
2020-03-24 6:22:25 PM  
 
2020-03-24 6:22:32 PM  
He's extra sniffly. Rona setting in
 
2020-03-24 6:22:35 PM  

fluffy_pope: WayneKerr: I TOLD YOU that he was a great leader. SEE? He's looking into it.

He'll also be looking into large portions of the country.


Thanks for backing me up. We're like on a canoe of justice in the Lib Sea.

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2020-03-24 6:22:49 PM  

Jesterling: Meanwhile, in Drewtopia:

One person tests positive for COVID-19 after attending 'coronavirus party,' Beshear says


Ah, karma
 
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