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(Richmond.com)   Thousands of Liberty University students returning to campus after Spring Break. What could possibly go wrong, Headmaster Jerry Falwell Jr?   (richmond.com) divider line
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2020-03-24 12:08:20 PM  
Soon they will be closer to god .
 
2020-03-24 12:09:34 PM  
Best news I've seen, read, heard all day.
 
2020-03-24 12:10:23 PM  
Make sure you all hug it out.

We'll miss you!

/ we really won't though
 
2020-03-24 12:10:48 PM  
Is the poolboy coming back too?
 
2020-03-24 12:11:41 PM  
So some of them will die, others will spread the disease to the older, more vulnerable members of their families who vote reliably Republican...

I'm not going to say I'm.happy about it, but I will say that the evangelicals killing off other, older evangelicals will have a positive effect on the country.
 
2020-03-24 12:14:24 PM  
I assume they have a sufficiency of snakes to handle any problems
 
2020-03-24 12:15:50 PM  
It's cool. God will protect them.
 
2020-03-24 12:17:09 PM  
Lynchburg will be our next hotspot.
 
2020-03-24 12:17:35 PM  
I'll forgive all of them for being such irresponsible jackasses if just one of them manages to infect Falwell.
 
2020-03-24 12:18:42 PM  
The culling we may need.
Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2020-03-24 12:23:32 PM  
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2020-03-24 12:23:39 PM  
One hopes Jr. will greet every returning minion with a firm handshake and warm hug.
 
2020-03-24 12:28:17 PM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: One hopes Jr. will greet every returning minion with a firm handshake and warm hug.


My guess is that asshole is in a sealed bunker.

Most of those high-level religion guys are evil, not stupid.
 
2020-03-24 12:28:33 PM  
If the families that are part of the Republican death cult (and let's face it, that's every family that has a student at Liberty University) gets infected because they're too stupid to do anything that won't piss of the libs then I say let Jr. get infected and spread it to the entire family while the rest of us stay the fark away from them.

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2020-03-24 12:29:41 PM  

Serious Black: Lynchburg will be our next hotspot.


I believe that's the first time that sentence has ever been written.
 
2020-03-24 12:32:59 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I'll forgive all of them for being such irresponsible jackasses if just one of them manages to infect Falwell.


Infection is not enough, we need closure.
 
2020-03-24 12:33:05 PM  
Right now they'll say that God is protecting them.  In 2 weeks they'll say that God is challenging them.  In 6 weeks they won't say anything, they'll be too busy going to funerals where they'll say how much God has blessed them.
 
2020-03-24 12:37:08 PM  
So come back to campus but online classes? What kind of stupid shiat is this?

Oh right its religious folks. Of course they are stupid.
 
2020-03-24 12:38:37 PM  

Diamond Joe Biden: Is the poolboy coming back too?


What about the personal trainer?

/pool boy was the Florida real estate deal
//personal trainer was given university property... oops, sorry, "university" property
 
2020-03-24 12:46:02 PM  
And we're gonna build a big beautiful wall, to keep those with a ''tremendous infectious disease' in.

The Evangelical movement is forcing their most unwanted people into the public. They are, in many cases, criminals, drug dealers, rapists, etc. This was evident just this week when, as an example, a young woman in South Beach was viciously raped by a sixth-year Liberty senior, with a long history of dropped criminal charges because he is white and affluent.  This is merely one of thousands of similar incidents throughout the United States. In other words, the worst elements in Liberty University are being pushed onto the United States by the Evangelical minority.

I'm sure some of them are fine people.
 
2020-03-24 12:46:52 PM  
One giant petri dish of stupidity mixed w/ a healthy dose of hubris. Let's see what develops
 
2020-03-24 12:52:43 PM  
Liberty University has a history of fleecing a lot of it's students.  If they die, Falwell still gets paid.  If their grandparents die, Falwell still gets paid.

5% death rate?  The remaining 95% will be that much more faithful and angry at the "sinners who spread the plague."  They'll hat-trick this into a win.
 
2020-03-24 12:56:26 PM  
They paid their tuition. They knew what they were getting into.
 
2020-03-24 12:57:58 PM  

Aquapope: Right now they'll say that God is protecting them.  In 2 weeks they'll say that God is challenging them.  In 6 weeks they won't say anything, they'll be too busy going to funerals where they'll say how much God has blessed them.


What I got from Liberty - I'm a retired teacher, I taught in the State of Virginia, high school Earth Science.  I noticed, and my fellow science teachers also said the same thing to me:  the kids that have been accepted to Liberty are the biggest test cheaters in the school.  They were also smugly sanctimonious.
 
2020-03-24 12:58:02 PM  
Why do I get the feeling this is all to create a standoff with the state so they can cry about oppression?
 
2020-03-24 1:00:27 PM  
Think of it as evolution in action.
 
2020-03-24 1:06:00 PM  
By all means, proceed.  I will remain over here, in the control group.
 
2020-03-24 1:16:32 PM  
I'd be okay with this if there was a way to seal off the campus as soon as the last one of those idiots went back in.

Instead, they'll finish the semester and go back to their hometowns, where a lot of innocent people are going to suffer for their selfishness.
 
2020-03-24 1:23:21 PM  

idsfa: Think of it as evolution in action.


Kind of reminds me of:

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2020-03-24 1:28:57 PM  
FTFA: Defying a national trend of campus closures, President Jerry Falwell Jr. has invited students to return to residence halls and has directed faculty members to continue to report to campus even as most classes move online.

Jesus wept.
 
2020-03-24 1:30:35 PM  
Thoughts and prayers.
 
2020-03-24 1:32:45 PM  
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Make sure to lock 'em in or the self-clean cycle won't run properly.
 
2020-03-24 1:37:19 PM  
Honestly, the faculty and administration of Liberty University all getting Corona virus is a huge win.

It's like hearing about all the elderly radical clerics in Iran refusing to close their mosques.
 
2020-03-24 2:08:49 PM  
I spent most of my teenage years in Lynchburg. During that time, Lynchburg Baptist College became Liberty Baptist College, and the Moral Majority slouched forth.

To say "it wasn't my favorite place" would be a bit of an understatement. But I sure don't wish this on the remaining residents who are crowded up against the metastasizing Liberty University.
 
2020-03-24 2:10:09 PM  

Porkbelly: Aquapope: Right now they'll say that God is protecting them.  In 2 weeks they'll say that God is challenging them.  In 6 weeks they won't say anything, they'll be too busy going to funerals where they'll say how much God has blessed them.

What I got from Liberty - I'm a retired teacher, I taught in the State of Virginia, high school Earth Science.  I noticed, and my fellow science teachers also said the same thing to me:  the kids that have been accepted to Liberty are the biggest test cheaters in the school.  They were also smugly sanctimonious.


College Republicans, so no surprise.  The largest consumers of abortions services, and I use "largest" in both the demographic and tonnage sense.
 
2020-03-24 2:42:50 PM  

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Make sure to lock 'em in or the self-clean cycle won't run properly.


Did you just subtly Godwin the thread?
 
2020-03-24 3:43:46 PM  
Does Falwell wanted to be sued into oblivion?  This is so obviously reckless.  Too bad his followers (or more accurately heir children) will be victims.
 
2020-03-24 5:20:24 PM  
Viruses doen't care what religion you are.
Or cancer.
Or bacteria, or the Universe really. They just all want you dead.
 
2020-03-24 7:41:42 PM  

alechemist: Soon they will be closer to god .


So, also dead?
 
2020-03-24 8:27:09 PM  

knowsomething: Viruses doen't care what religion you are.
Or cancer.
Or bacteria, or the Universe really. They just all want you dead.


I mean technically viruses are dead to begin with so they don't really want anything. Viruses are basically carbon-based replication engines.
 
2020-03-24 8:39:18 PM  

knowsomething: Viruses doen't care what religion you are.
Or cancer.
Or bacteria, or the Universe really. They just all want you dead.


And eventually they win. But not today.

OK, maybe today if you're a Trumper or get infected by one, I guess...
 
2020-03-24 9:54:51 PM  

Aquapope: Porkbelly: Aquapope: Right now they'll say that God is protecting them.  In 2 weeks they'll say that God is challenging them.  In 6 weeks they won't say anything, they'll be too busy going to funerals where they'll say how much God has blessed them.

What I got from Liberty - I'm a retired teacher, I taught in the State of Virginia, high school Earth Science.  I noticed, and my fellow science teachers also said the same thing to me:  the kids that have been accepted to Liberty are the biggest test cheaters in the school.  They were also smugly sanctimonious.

College Republicans, so no surprise.  The largest consumers of abortions services, and I use "largest" in both the demographic and tonnage sense.


Well, Kaylee's abortion was moral. Sure, her life wasn't in danger or anything, but the baby was going to be a little more "hazelnut" than her Deacon father would have liked.
 
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