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2020-03-24 10:09:08 AM  
Sounds like it's time.

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!
 
2020-03-24 11:23:08 AM  
You have to be quick on your feet and very powerful to be a super heavyweight.
 
2020-03-24 9:24:07 PM  
The exertion from taking the stairs into the cage would leave Trump helpless.
 
2020-03-24 9:24:46 PM  
Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.
 
2020-03-24 9:26:29 PM  

Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.


Yeah, that's now. Wait a little while and see what it is when the shiat has truly hit the fan.
 
2020-03-24 9:28:16 PM  
The answer is obvious: the booker chooses the winner
 
2020-03-24 9:28:42 PM  
Inslee can still get enough delegates, right?
 
2020-03-24 9:29:35 PM  
II refuse to get my hopes up in belief that this country will be smart enough to not re-elect trump until the day it actually happens.
 
2020-03-24 9:30:50 PM  
I think Bernie would kick ass at Roller Derby.
Trump, on the other hand can't even fake fake wrestling.
Joe would just be biden' his time, wake up and spit his teeth out at Sanders as a distraction, before taking him down with an amateur karate chop.
 
2020-03-24 9:31:31 PM  

Jerry Curlan's Horsey: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

Yeah, that's now. Wait a little while and see what it is when the shiat has truly hit the fan.


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2020-03-24 9:31:44 PM  
Democratic presidential candidates Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders would both beat President Donald Trump in a hypothetical general election match-up if either were to face off with the incumbent Republican today, according to a new poll.

Popular vote does not decide elections, electoral votes do. Purple toss up states need to be won.

Winning more people in California or New York will not win the general election if you can't win toss-up states.

I hate this narrative that is just not true.
 
2020-03-24 9:31:51 PM  

Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.


I have no faith in the average American now.
CNN ,MSNBC got a huge push for Biden just by saying over and over again that he is more electable.
Now these same networks are acting surprised when they show a Trump news conference everyday in which the toadies around him stroke his ego and tell everyone what a great job he has done.
It is the same reaction.
 
2020-03-24 9:32:16 PM  
I can see it now...
Biden confidently turns to Bernie and says, "You go high, I'll go low".

They rush Donald J Trump.

Bernie jams both thumbs in Trump's eye sockets.
Biden bites off Trump's nutsack.

America's glory and dignity is restored!
 
2020-03-24 9:35:45 PM  

Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.


Yeah, as already noted, for most people, the virus still isn't real yet. They aren't sick, they don't know anyone who's gotten sick. They've just been sent home from their jobs possibly forever and left to stew, with nothing to show for it. And the Shaitgibbon's on the TV every day, saying it's all been taken of, and he's going to bring the good times roaring back by Easter.
 
2020-03-24 9:35:47 PM  
oh god Im cuming
 
2020-03-24 9:36:55 PM  
If covid explodes, Trump is done.

If covid fades away, Trump will win.
 
2020-03-24 9:36:57 PM  

Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.


This is scary as heck.

AND DONT TRUST POLLS PEOPLE!
VOTE LIKE DEMOCRACY DEPENDS ON IT!
 
2020-03-24 9:37:38 PM  

Purple_Urkle: I can see it now...
Biden confidently turns to Bernie and says, "You go high, I'll go low".

They rush Donald J Trump.

Bernie jams both thumbs in Trump's eye sockets.
Biden bites off Trump's nutsack.

America's glory and dignity is restored!


Laughed so loud at that, scared the cats! And, that is exactly what has to happen to take out Trump*, or get him out of the White House when he looses (please Lord) in November.
 
2020-03-24 9:37:39 PM  

Corvus: Democratic presidential candidates Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders would both beat President Donald Trump in a hypothetical general election match-up if either were to face off with the incumbent Republican today, according to a new poll.

Popular vote does not decide elections, electoral votes do. Purple toss up states need to be won.

Winning more people in California or New York will not win the general election if you can't win toss-up states.

I hate this narrative that is just not true.


The votes that are going to put Biden over are in the black community.  They didn't come out for Hillary, but they will for Joe, in numbers enough to matter.
 
2020-03-24 9:38:07 PM  

stuhayes2010: If covid explodes, Trump is done.

If covid fades away, Trump will win.


Also depends on the economy
 
2020-03-24 9:38:25 PM  

Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.


How in the world can that be true?

He is the reason that this thing go so out of control so quickly.

Even if people really are that stupid that doesn't make any sense.
 
2020-03-24 9:38:31 PM  

sinner4ever: CNN ,MSNBC got a huge push for Biden just by saying over and over again that he is more electable.


Yes no one ever voted for Biden because they like him better - Everyone was just duped. *eyeroll*
 
2020-03-24 9:38:37 PM  
Hence all of Chumpys tweets advocating for business as usual in Spring
 
2020-03-24 9:40:03 PM  
 
2020-03-24 9:40:06 PM  
Joe is ready to take Trump out already. Bernie is in pretty good condition as well, he was back on his feet pretty darn fast after the heart attack.
Trump is a fat blob, but it doesn't matter. He'd soil his pants and have a heart attack or stroke the minute the door closed. He's a confirmed coward.
 
2020-03-24 9:40:15 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Corvus: Democratic presidential candidates Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders would both beat President Donald Trump in a hypothetical general election match-up if either were to face off with the incumbent Republican today, according to a new poll.

Popular vote does not decide elections, electoral votes do. Purple toss up states need to be won.

Winning more people in California or New York will not win the general election if you can't win toss-up states.

I hate this narrative that is just not true.

The votes that are going to put Biden over are in the black community.  They didn't come out for Hillary, but they will for Joe, in numbers enough to matter.


Yes agreed.

I think Biden has a much better chance of winning tossup states than Sanders does. I am just saying it's not "the same" because they both beat Trump is head up popular vote. They must win tossup states.

Looking at Tossup state polls are much more important then looking at national polls.
 
2020-03-24 9:41:38 PM  

Artist: Purple_Urkle: I can see it now...
Biden confidently turns to Bernie and says, "You go high, I'll go low".

They rush Donald J Trump.

Bernie jams both thumbs in Trump's eye sockets.
Biden bites off Trump's nutsack.

America's glory and dignity is restored!

Laughed so loud at that, scared the cats! And, that is exactly what has to happen to take out Trump*, or get him out of the White House when he looses (please Lord) in November.


The only people who's compliments I truly value, come from artists.

Thank you!
 
2020-03-24 9:42:23 PM  

durbnpoisn: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

How in the world can that be true?

He is the reason that this thing go so out of control so quickly.

Even if people really are that stupid that doesn't make any sense.


There's a phenomenon where people rally around their "leader" in crisis. I expect fatigue and despair to settle in pretty quickly as the death toll rises.
 
2020-03-24 9:43:35 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Artist: Purple_Urkle: I can see it now...
Biden confidently turns to Bernie and says, "You go high, I'll go low".

They rush Donald J Trump.

Bernie jams both thumbs in Trump's eye sockets.
Biden bites off Trump's nutsack.

America's glory and dignity is restored!

Laughed so loud at that, scared the cats! And, that is exactly what has to happen to take out Trump*, or get him out of the White House when he looses (please Lord) in November.

The only people who's compliments I truly value, come from artists.

Thank you!


Hurf.
The only compliments I truly value come from artists.

/I'm so tired and scared, I'm amazed I could muster a joke.
//potato
///three
 
2020-03-24 9:43:58 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: durbnpoisn: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

How in the world can that be true?

He is the reason that this thing go so out of control so quickly.

Even if people really are that stupid that doesn't make any sense.

There's a phenomenon where people rally around their "leader" in crisis. I expect fatigue and despair to settle in pretty quickly as the death toll rises.


Pretty sure that happens when we are under attack from a foreign nation

Katrina wasnt a flag rallying moment, and neither was the 2008 financial crisis.
 
2020-03-24 9:44:00 PM  

Jerry Curlan's Horsey: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

Yeah, that's now. Wait a little while and see what it is when the shiat has truly hit the fan.



Uh huh, because bad news has always sunk Trump, eh?
 
2020-03-24 9:51:12 PM  

Badmoodman: Jerry Curlan's Horsey: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

Yeah, that's now. Wait a little while and see what it is when the shiat has truly hit the fan.


Uh huh, because bad news has always sunk Trump, eh?


Unless you've been living in Puerto Rico, we haven't had news remotely this bad before. Whether it's enough to make a dent, we'll see.
 
2020-03-24 9:52:16 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: durbnpoisn: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

How in the world can that be true?

He is the reason that this thing go so out of control so quickly.

Even if people really are that stupid that doesn't make any sense.

There's a phenomenon where people rally around their "leader" in crisis. I expect fatigue and despair to settle in pretty quickly as the death toll rises.


Bush's approval ratings went through the roof after 9/11... for a while
 
2020-03-24 9:53:13 PM  

cman: The Irresponsible Captain: durbnpoisn: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

How in the world can that be true?

He is the reason that this thing go so out of control so quickly.

Even if people really are that stupid that doesn't make any sense.

There's a phenomenon where people rally around their "leader" in crisis. I expect fatigue and despair to settle in pretty quickly as the death toll rises.

Pretty sure that happens when we are under attack from a foreign nation

Katrina wasnt a flag rallying moment, and neither was the 2008 financial crisis.


Have you not heard the virus is CHINESEY!
 
2020-03-24 9:56:46 PM  
Biden. Unless Bernie had a knife.
 
2020-03-24 9:58:50 PM  
That's nice. There was a poll recently that trump's up to 49% approval somehow too. Maybe stop sucking your own cock with all these contradictory meaningless polls?
 
2020-03-24 9:58:56 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Purple_Urkle: Artist: Purple_Urkle: I can see it now...
Biden confidently turns to Bernie and says, "You go high, I'll go low".

They rush Donald J Trump.

Bernie jams both thumbs in Trump's eye sockets.
Biden bites off Trump's nutsack.

America's glory and dignity is restored!

Laughed so loud at that, scared the cats! And, that is exactly what has to happen to take out Trump*, or get him out of the White House when he looses (please Lord) in November.

The only people who's compliments I truly value, come from artists.

Thank you!

Hurf.
The only compliments I truly value come from artists.

/I'm so tired and scared, I'm amazed I could muster a joke.
//potato
///three


Yer welcome! Humor can be pretty great during times like this, it's ok to be scared, tired of being scared and darn angry to write some funny stuff about it all. Now, who should do the play by play of the Bernie/Biden Trump* take down? Marv Albert? John Madden? Not Joe Buck-I think he'd pass out seeing so much blood.....
 
2020-03-24 10:06:39 PM  

geoduck42: Badmoodman: Jerry Curlan's Horsey: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

Yeah, that's now. Wait a little while and see what it is when the shiat has truly hit the fan.


Uh huh, because bad news has always sunk Trump, eh?

Unless you've been living in Puerto Rico, we haven't had news remotely this bad before. Whether it's enough to make a dent, we'll see.


The challenge is that most of the pain will be felt by the dense populations, aka the places where Trump was least popular.
 
2020-03-24 10:10:38 PM  

mattj1984: That's nice. There was a poll recently that trump's up to 49% approval somehow too. Maybe stop sucking your own cock with all these contradictory meaningless polls?


Well, I hope you're happy. Because I am massively board I looked at your post and I thought to myself I wonder if somebody can actually do that? So I Googled it? Then my wife walked in behind me and gave me the best luck in the world. And yes by the way, there are people out there that can do that. Not going to have to go convince my wife I'm not gay
 
2020-03-24 10:22:46 PM  
Trump would rip off his ill fitting suit to reveal his rock hard ben garrison abs and then take both joe and bernie out with a variety of the most famous pro wrestling moves, then Ivanka would come out in a bikini and tounge kiss him because while he was doing moves that make randy savage look like slim jim, his advice to drink aquarium cleaner single handedly cured the globe of all diseases. The crowd goes wild.

And then the camera fades out to reality.

Trump, eyes closed, is standing, sweatily, sill in his suit, groping his own, obese, harkonen like body muttering to himself and making weird mouth noises. Joe is picking a fight with a secret service guy he knows from his time as VP.  Bernie's trying to get the ref to unlock the door because he has senate work to do. The crowd left awhile ago, except a few people who are actually asleep.
 
2020-03-24 10:32:06 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: Badmoodman: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders Would Both Beat Donald Trump in the General Election if It Were Held Today, New Poll Shows

Difficulty, now:
Trump's overall job approval rating is up to 49%.
60% approve of Trump's response to COVID-19.

This is scary as heck.

AND DONT TRUST POLLS PEOPLE!
VOTE LIKE DEMOCRACY DEPENDS ON IT!


That is democracy.
 
2020-03-24 10:42:37 PM  
If trump wins, and that is going to be a very big if. it will be by the skin of his teeth. last i saw va biden trumps underwater in pa and the great lakes, as well as AZ and in striking distence in TX.

The economy might sluggishly recover but idk.  Even if this pandemic calms down by june (note not end, calm as in its still there but less measures are in place) trump will then remind people why he sucks.

the nov election will go one of two ways, a Biden (it wont be Bernie) blow out, or trump winming 271 to 290 electoral votes.
 
2020-03-24 11:05:49 PM  
But both matchups showed that a sizable portion of voters remained uncommitted, with 11 percent and 12 percent of respondents saying they were undecided for each respective candidate.

You've got to understand, I have a difficult time making decisions. I'm not sure if I know enough about Trump yet to decide what I think about him. Sometimes I can't got to work in the morning because I can't decide what shirt to wear. Or whether I should wear a shirt at all. It's really quite stressful.
 
2020-03-24 11:23:07 PM  

hissatsu: But both matchups showed that a sizable portion of voters remained uncommitted, with 11 percent and 12 percent of respondents saying they were undecided for each respective candidate.

You've got to understand, I have a difficult time making decisions. I'm not sure if I know enough about Trump yet to decide what I think about him. Sometimes I can't got to work in the morning because I can't decide what shirt to wear. Or whether I should wear a shirt at all. It's really quite stressful.


Go away, the fence is occupied!
 
2020-03-24 11:25:50 PM  
Biden:   played football at Delaware.   Keeps himself in decent shape.
Bernie:  cranky; prone to rage.

It's a toss up, folks.    Biden may have some physical advantage, but Bernie could go apeshiat on him.   Either of them could whip Trump's fat ass.
 
2020-03-25 12:48:28 PM  
But who would win in a triple threat, steel cage match?

Warren, without a doubt.
 
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