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(Fark and Schnitt)   We're recording a new episode of Fark and Schnitt tonight, reposting the most recent episode to highlight the changes NYC has undergone in just one week. Also in this episode Drew sounds the alarm about Fark and the next few weeks - tl;dr sign up for TotalFark ASAP   (podcasts.apple.com) divider line
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2020-03-24 9:28:08 AM  
sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.
 
2020-03-24 9:30:52 AM  
There's a newsletter?
 
2020-03-24 9:32:34 AM  
I bought TF for someone else last week, does that count?
 
2020-03-24 9:33:14 AM  
Maybe get your house in order and I'll consider it?

/no, I farking won't
 
2020-03-24 9:33:30 AM  

Action Replay Nick: I bought TF for someone else last week, does that count?


Probably not if it's just an ALT.
 
2020-03-24 9:34:11 AM  
There's a 50 minute podcast?
 
2020-03-24 9:36:38 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


I am NOT stubborn.
 
2020-03-24 9:38:10 AM  
Give TF a shot.  It's not like you can go out and blow $5 on a drink right now.

It's worth it.
 
2020-03-24 9:38:37 AM  
I bought Totalfark a few days ago, is that ok?
 
2020-03-24 9:38:43 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


I know. You get us for free!
 
2020-03-24 9:38:59 AM  
I don't have any money...
 
2020-03-24 9:39:31 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


I am NOT ignorant.
 
2020-03-24 9:40:15 AM  
Also Drew sounds the alarm about Fark and the next few weeks - tl;dr sign up for TotalFark ASAP.

Read that as Drew needs more money, sign up now
 
2020-03-24 9:41:20 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-24 9:41:36 AM  
Why do I need to sign up for TF?
 
2020-03-24 9:42:07 AM  
Suicidal Tendencies Send Me Your Money
Youtube 2ESWRtaHNU8
 
2020-03-24 9:43:54 AM  

oxnard_montalvo: Also Drew sounds the alarm about Fark and the next few weeks - tl;dr sign up for TotalFark ASAP.

Read that as Drew needs more money, sign up now


I guess all those twitter links aren't paying the bills.
 
2020-03-24 9:43:59 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


Nailed it. You're in.
 
2020-03-24 9:46:05 AM  

Action Replay Nick: I bought TF for someone else last week, does that count?


yes
 
2020-03-24 9:47:11 AM  
Oh, well.
At least here in KY the liquor stores are still open.

On the other hand:
https://www.wlky.com/article/document​s​-jefferson-county-covid-19-patient-wen​t-shopping-after-testing-positive/3190​2139

Oh, dear...
 
2020-03-24 9:47:25 AM  

arrogantbastich: There's a newsletter?


it's Not a Newsletter.
 
2020-03-24 9:48:38 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


Hi.
 
2020-03-24 9:48:39 AM  

forteblast: Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.

Nailed it. You're in.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-24 9:50:40 AM  
what is this "newsletter" and where do I find it?
 
2020-03-24 9:51:49 AM  
My annual renewal date is in mid-September, so I'm getting a kick....
 
2020-03-24 9:53:02 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


97 at a minimum, you boot-licking turd-polisher.

/flings poo
//sourced from a wet market in wuhan
///which makes it ARTISANAL poo
////and slashies personally curated by the poster.
 
2020-03-24 9:56:08 AM  

forteblast: Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.

Nailed it. You're in.


I appreciate the gesture my good person, thank you.
 
2020-03-24 9:56:19 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


THIS

I actually went ahead and removed Fark from my ad blockers whitelist this week.  This place has gotten very toxic, very fast and the mods don't seem to care. I still continue to visit out of habit for now but I don't leave here entertained anymore.  Usually angry and annoyed.
 
2020-03-24 10:01:16 AM  
Just make $20 a month Ultrafark available without an invite.

duh
 
2020-03-24 10:02:12 AM  

Drew: Action Replay Nick: I bought TF for someone else last week, does that count?

yes


Cool, happy to help! :)
 
2020-03-24 10:02:56 AM  

Tad_Waxpole: Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.

THIS

I actually went ahead and removed Fark from my ad blockers whitelist this week.  This place has gotten very toxic, very fast and the mods don't seem to care. I still continue to visit out of habit for now but I don't leave here entertained anymore.  Usually angry and annoyed.


Speaking of habits...

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-03-24 10:03:04 AM  

Tad_Waxpole: Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.

THIS

I actually went ahead and removed Fark from my ad blockers whitelist this week.  This place has gotten very toxic, very fast and the mods don't seem to care. I still continue to visit out of habit for now but I don't leave here entertained anymore.  Usually angry and annoyed.


I don't come here to be entertained, I come here to be informed. Everything I need in one place. Fark is the Wall-E floaty chair of news.
 
2020-03-24 10:04:06 AM  

Gulper Eel: Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.

97 at a minimum, you boot-licking turd-polisher.

/flings poo
//sourced from a wet market in wuhan
///which makes it ARTISANAL poo
////and slashies personally curated by the poster.


Welcome to the party, pal.
 
2020-03-24 10:06:04 AM  
I would think Fark is seeing an uptick in traffic what with everybody sitting around the house goofing off or working from home.
 
2020-03-24 10:09:10 AM  

edmo: I would think Fark is seeing an uptick in traffic what with everybody sitting around the house goofing off or working from home.


An uptick in bandwidth without corresponding income isn't a good thing...
 
2020-03-24 10:13:53 AM  

Tad_Waxpole: This place has gotten very toxic


Honestly, I don't see where it's any better or worse than it's ever been.  A significant number of people seem to agree with you though. I don't see the mods ignoring Fark rules or anything; just report it if it's terrible.

My advice is to waste more time on the fun stuff like Caturday, Woofday, Sunday Morning Music, CSB threads, gamer stuff, and so on. Even the discussion threads seem to make people happy (although I don't hang out there).

I think it's fair to say there is enough variety around Fark to be entertaining and even uplifting at times. Swearing off the politics tab for a few days might be just the thing for some.
 
2020-03-24 10:14:17 AM  

edmo: house goofing off or working from home.


mine is an AND and has been for years.
 
2020-03-24 10:16:00 AM  
I don't TF, I UF.

/plz subscribe to my OnlyFans right now
//not, JK I don't have one
///times is tough
//healthcare worker tho
 
2020-03-24 10:18:31 AM  
Oh, and you get a nice private message with purchase - which is nice :)
 
2020-03-24 10:18:37 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


Seriously. I can't believe that Fark supports these posters. They're as smart as an inflamed hemorrhoid and as useful as the PolTab.
 
2020-03-24 10:20:27 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.

Seriously. I can't believe that Fark supports these posters. They're as smart as an inflamed hemorrhoid and as useful as the PolTab.


That's trumps fault.
 
2020-03-24 10:22:12 AM  
In before this thread gets sterilized...
 
2020-03-24 10:32:37 AM  
Going the public radio route, I spend more time on Fark than I do on Netflix on any given day. Five bucks a month isn't a big ask.
 
2020-03-24 10:34:20 AM  
Wait, I have to listen to a 50 minute podcast to figure out what the site administrators want to announce? Nice co-ordinated media plan there. Have a statement on the site and easy to obtain outreach to the membership.
 
2020-03-24 10:36:02 AM  
Annnnnd, thanks to darthaegis for the Total Fark.
 
2020-03-24 10:38:39 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Annnnnd, thanks to darthaegis for the Total Fark.


You're welcome.
 
2020-03-24 10:41:42 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.


But enough about the Mods......
 
2020-03-24 10:49:43 AM  
I've been on Fark for 12 years.  It is my primary source of news.  Maybe it's time I started paying.
 
2020-03-24 11:03:41 AM  

jayphat: Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.

But enough about the Mods......


You know, I have to give it to the mods for the stuff they have to endure.
I know there is one or two of them that must hate me.
 
2020-03-24 11:08:58 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: jayphat: Random Anonymous Blackmail: sign up for TotalFark ASAP

Not likely, as 90% of the users who post here regularly are insufferable, self important, stubborn, ignorant and toxic jackasses so no.

But enough about the Mods......

You know, I have to give it to the mods for the stuff they have to endure.
I know there is one or two of them that must hate me.


Holy shiat, Fark is down to only one or two mods?  It is serious.
 
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