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(The Hill)   The Hill is now giving corporations naming rights on their news reports, oh and the stimulus bill passed or something   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Joe Biden, Democratic Party, Party leaders of the United States Senate, United States Senate, New York City, Chuck Schumer, New York, Mitch McConnell  
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2020-03-24 9:47:07 AM  
"The mortality rate is a big thing to me," he said,

Oh wow, way to take a stand. He always sounds like such a farking....challenged person.
 
2020-03-24 10:38:42 AM  
This site is being suckered by their ad placement service. The presentation was so choppy on Brave I decided to peek at it without blocking the ads. Holy Batman talk about repetition. They sure know what county I'm in.
 
2020-03-24 11:20:29 AM  
asserting the COVID-19 mortality rate is low enough to balance against what he called the life-and-death risks of rising unemployment and a recession or worse.

When he's wrong, he's going to blame everyone else and declare martial law.
 
2020-03-24 12:54:51 PM  
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2020-03-24 1:27:20 PM  
or something
 
2020-03-24 1:50:57 PM  
BREAKING: Trump says he wants 'country opened' by Easter, despite warnings from public health experts about coronavirus outbreak


Maybe he thinks if we die we'll just come alive three days later.
 
2020-03-24 1:52:38 PM  
Brondo
 
2020-03-24 1:53:09 PM  

Badmoodman: BREAKING: Trump says he wants 'country opened' by Easter, despite warnings from public health experts about coronavirus outbreak


Maybe he thinks if we die we'll just come alive three days later.


Good thing he doesn't get a vote.
 
2020-03-24 1:53:33 PM  
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2020-03-24 1:53:56 PM  
President Donald John Mountain Dew Herbert Trump
 
2020-03-24 1:57:13 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [i.imgur.com image 584x640]


LovesToSpooge: President Donald John Mountain Dew Herbert Trump


Well, when confronted with a crisis, President Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho:

1.) Recognized that a problem existed.
2.) Recognized that he wasn't the smartest person in the world.
3.) Found the smartest person in the world and gave him unlimited powers to fix the problem.
4.) Threw a giant party when he fixed the problem and threw his house open to everybody.
5.) Resigned and handed over the keys of the country to the smartest person in the world.

Camacho would actually be a better President than Trump.
 
2020-03-24 1:57:20 PM  
"President Trump on Monday said he will restart the U.S. economy with business activity and everyday life within weeks rather than months, asserting the COVID-19 mortality rate is low enough to balance against what he called the life-and-death risks of rising unemployment and a recession or worse."

I'm really glad my country has closed it's borders to the US and won't be reopening them any time soon, your leader is f*cking insane.
 
2020-03-24 1:59:10 PM  
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Not so silly anymore, is it?
 
2020-03-24 1:59:22 PM  

ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x283]


Since it's the old folks who believe the GOP crap - Fox will go back to the days of "brought to you by the makers of..."

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2020-03-24 1:59:43 PM  
FTFA: asserting the COVID-19 mortality rate is low enough to balance against what he called the life-and-death risks of rising unemployment and a recession or worse.

Trump is definitely the kind of person that stops taking antibiotics early because he doesn't feel sick anymore.
 
2020-03-24 2:03:02 PM  
I'm not dealing with AirBnB until they start incorporating electrolytes into their rentals.
 
2020-03-24 2:03:17 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x283]

Since it's the old folks who believe the GOP crap - Fox will go back to the days of "brought to you by the makers of..."

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Say the magic word, win $100.
 
2020-03-24 2:08:04 PM  
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2020-03-24 2:12:13 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [i.imgur.com image 584x640]

LovesToSpooge: President Donald John Mountain Dew Herbert Trump

Well, when confronted with a crisis, President Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho:

1.) Recognized that a problem existed.
2.) Recognized that he wasn't the smartest person in the world.
3.) Found the smartest person in the world and gave him unlimited powers to fix the problem.
4.) Threw a giant party when he fixed the problem and threw his house open to everybody.
5.) Resigned and handed over the keys of the country to the smartest person in the world.

Camacho would actually be a better President than Trump.


Maybe not smart, but fairly wise.
 
2020-03-24 2:12:55 PM  

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I voted for giant douche.
 
2020-03-24 2:13:43 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [i.imgur.com image 584x640]

LovesToSpooge: President Donald John Mountain Dew Herbert Trump

Well, when confronted with a crisis, President Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho:

1.) Recognized that a problem existed.
2.) Recognized that he wasn't the smartest person in the world.
3.) Found the smartest person in the world and gave him unlimited powers to fix the problem.
4.) Threw a giant party when he fixed the problem and threw his house open to everybody.
5.) Resigned and handed over the keys of the country to the smartest person in the world.

Camacho would actually be a better President than Trump.


Also, recognized reality, understood the situation was dire, and told the truth about it.

shiat. I know shiat's bad right now, with all that starving bullshiat, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
 
2020-03-24 2:15:55 PM  
Naming rights to news reports is extremely farking awkward
 
2020-03-24 2:16:47 PM  
Leave me out of this!
 
2020-03-24 2:17:58 PM  
 
2020-03-24 2:18:37 PM  
F*ck AirBnB. That is all.
 
2020-03-24 2:26:41 PM  
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2020-03-24 2:26:43 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Naming rights to news reports is extremely farking awkward


When did The Hill actually produce news? Right wing propaganda i've seen, but actual news?
 
2020-03-24 2:27:26 PM  

Skeleton Man: Does the agreement include this bogus, onerous and unnecessary creation of a digital currency to pay us all through?


It's interesting how quickly things like this become a talking point.
 
2020-03-24 2:45:26 PM  
I think that should be the final nail in The Hill's coffin. I know Fark doesn't like to do rules, well, it likes to make them and then not enforce them all that well - remember not linking stuff behind paywalls? Good times - but maybe we should consider not linking sites that do this kind of BS.
 
2020-03-24 3:17:24 PM  

ralphjr: [Fark user image image 425x425]


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2020-03-24 3:27:02 PM  
Been scouring Google for hours. Does anyone know if the finalized bill

1. gets rid of that toxic payroll tax cut (stealth attack on Social Security's solvency)

and/or

2. Will anyone on Social Security get a stimulus check (and will it be the same amount as everyone else gets or is it only half because the GOP sees SocSec recipients as only worth half a human)?
 
2020-03-24 3:29:16 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: I'm not dealing with AirBnB until they start incorporating electrolytes into their rentals.


Done. Just bring a blacklight to your next AirBnB if you want proof.
 
2020-03-24 4:52:10 PM  
Someone needs to tell Trump that his "15 Days to Slow the Spread" needs a countdown.  Otherwise, whenever he holds it up, we think we have 15 days from then.
 
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