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(Page Six)   Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer"   (pagesix.com) divider line
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2020-03-23 10:32:17 AM  
Yeah, everybody barfs when they see that pic!
 
2020-03-23 10:42:48 AM  
That's what Madonna looks like now?
 
2020-03-23 10:43:36 AM  
I hope she lives to tell
 
2020-03-23 10:44:17 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Yeah, everybody barfs when they see that pic!


Madonna, shockingly, has aged far better than I ever imagined possible.

She's going to be called "tone deaf" by the usual suspects for her comments, but she's not entirely wrong.
 
2020-03-23 10:44:38 AM  
The milk probably curdled on contact.
 
2020-03-23 10:49:03 AM  
What...the...

That's what Madonna looks like now?
 
2020-03-23 10:52:50 AM  
Botox is bad...Ummmm kaaay......
 
2020-03-23 10:55:11 AM  
Shut up, Madonna
 
2020-03-23 10:55:32 AM  
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2020-03-23 10:57:25 AM  

Your_Midnight_Man: That's what Madonna looks like now?


Heh, I guess I should have refreshed.
 
2020-03-23 10:59:04 AM  
By the "great equalizer", does she mean that now all of us know how it feels to live in a world of constant contagious viral infections?

Okay great, we feel your pain, Madonna. I still wouldn't touch your bath water even if it was boiled and run through a hundred different filters. You nasty.
 
2020-03-23 10:59:35 AM  
Lady, if you're nude in a tub and videotaping it for the world to see.., for gosh sakes SHAVE YOUR PITS!

/Sex book acid flashback
 
2020-03-23 11:05:13 AM  
I didn't recognize her without her eye patch.
 
2020-03-23 11:17:13 AM  
You had me at "naked"
 
2020-03-23 11:18:55 AM  
Madonna is so pre-virus. She's the Gary Conduit of entertainment.
 
2020-03-23 11:20:44 AM  

Your_Midnight_Man: That's what Madonna looks like now?


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"What's terrible about it is that it's made us all equal in many ways, and what's wonderful about it, is that it's made us all equal in many ways."
 
2020-03-23 11:21:11 AM  

Flagg99: Farking Clown Shoes: Yeah, everybody barfs when they see that pic!

Madonna, shockingly, has aged far better than I ever imagined possible.

She's going to be called "tone deaf" by the usual suspects for her comments, but she's not entirely wrong.


Yep. That's pretty much true that the coronavirus does not discriminate between rich and poor, peons and powerful people.
 
2020-03-23 11:23:05 AM  
Tried watching the video, lasted 2 seconds.

/Insert stamina joke here
 
2020-03-23 11:23:23 AM  
more cultural appropriation... *sigh*

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/kidding...
 
2020-03-23 11:24:05 AM  
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The only great Equalizers.  Though I suppose they did kill a lot of folks, it seems like they chose pretty carefully
 
2020-03-23 11:28:21 AM  
So she's now stuck in a giant block of cheese?
 
2020-03-23 11:33:48 AM  

EdgeRunner: By the "great equalizer", does she mean that now all of us know how it feels to live in a world of constant contagious viral infections?


It's funny because she's a whore
 
2020-03-23 11:35:34 AM  

Your_Midnight_Man: That's what Madonna looks like now?


She's had so many facial lifts, her pubes are her new eyebrows.
 
2020-03-23 11:44:31 AM  

LewDux: EdgeRunner: By the "great equalizer", does she mean that now all of us know how it feels to live in a world of constant contagious viral infections?

It's funny because she's a whore


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2020-03-23 12:11:11 PM  
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What the hell has she done to her face? I know people age, but they at least look somewhat recognizable to their younger years.
 
2020-03-23 12:15:26 PM  

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What the hell has she done to her face? I know people age, but they at least look somewhat recognizable to their younger years.


"That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so"
 
2020-03-23 12:17:16 PM  
When did Madonna become Asian?
 
2020-03-23 12:21:24 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: When did Madonna become Asian?


She's always had almond shaped eyes.
It's just that now they're slivered.
 
2020-03-23 12:31:11 PM  
Has anyone mentioned how bizarre Madonna looks? Because she looks really bizarre.
 
2020-03-23 12:33:39 PM  
Here's a photo of the back of her head

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2020-03-23 12:35:28 PM  
I didn't know Madona was Asian until now.
 
2020-03-23 12:47:55 PM  
I'd still get into that tub.
/yep.
 
2020-03-23 12:51:58 PM  

Flagg99: She's going to be called "tone deaf" by the usual suspects for her comments, but she's not entirely wrong.


She could have substituted the word 'death' for coronavirus, and it would not have been wrong either.

Not a particularly deep thought.

Maybe when you're baked, which she certainly was.
 
2020-03-23 12:57:17 PM  

LewDux: EdgeRunner: By the "great equalizer", does she mean that now all of us know how it feels to live in a world of constant contagious viral infections?

It's funny because she's a whore


Well yeah.

I see you're new to Fark. Would you like to see a brochure and take the tour?
 
2020-03-23 1:00:46 PM  
What a waste of milk.  Think of all the people who braved the grocery stores for their milk to drink and she just bathes in it.  Rich people are awful.
 
2020-03-23 1:03:20 PM  

Chris Ween: What a waste of milk.  Think of all the people who braved the grocery stores for their milk to drink and she just bathes in it.  Rich people are awful.


It wasn't milk. That's just what water looks like after someone with a triple coating of industrial pancake makeup soaks in it.
 
2020-03-23 1:04:05 PM  

funmonger: I'd still get into that tub.
/yep.


I'd ask her to leave first. Probably a good idea to also change out the milk.
 
2020-03-23 1:07:18 PM  
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2020-03-23 1:10:27 PM  
More like Great Destroyer:

Nine Inch Nails - The Great Destroyer
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2020-03-23 1:32:22 PM  

padraig: Flagg99: Farking Clown Shoes: Yeah, everybody barfs when they see that pic!

Madonna, shockingly, has aged far better than I ever imagined possible.

She's going to be called "tone deaf" by the usual suspects for her comments, but she's not entirely wrong.

Yep. That's pretty much true that the coronavirus does not discriminate between rich and poor, peons and powerful people.


No but the hospital care staff still discriminates and that is what is important.
 
2020-03-23 1:37:44 PM  
Madonna has veered into the uncanny valley territory.  If someone posted a still from that video and asked who it was I don't think I would have been able to come up with Madonna.
 
2020-03-23 1:55:34 PM  
Great, at least there won't be a shortage of videos documenting the noodlings of bored celebrities.

Giant Meteor 2020 - Whaddya Got To Lose?
 
2020-03-23 2:14:25 PM  

Stupid Guitar: Great, at least there won't be a shortage of videos documenting the noodlings of bored celebrities.

Giant Meteor 2020 - Whaddya Got To Lose?


Maybe Madonna just saved us all. If the Great Meteor sees this video, it's going to steer way clear of our planet for fear it might accidentally dunk itself in that filthy bath water.
 
2020-03-23 2:15:12 PM  
Oh look, someone with  wealth and privilege showing us they don't understand what equality is. how surprising.

Tell us again about how in these times of heath a crisis it really show us the equality of our cultural ways.
Like the equality of layoffs for workers and bailouts for CEOs and stock holders, such a good show of how it all gets equalized out right?

I mean sure that stupid a hole dies in a  ditch on the side of the road, and the other one in a warm hospital under quality care. but they both died so it's all been equalized to your satisfaction right?
 
2020-03-23 2:16:17 PM  
Hey celebrities:

If you're giving out albums or playing live shows on YouTube/Instagram/TikTok/IRC/MMORPG/Wh​atever, cool. Thanks for the show! Got an obscure concert in the vault you're throwing on YouTube? Thanks! Got some B-sides to unload? Great! and thank you!

If you're here to preach to us about the virus, we're cool. Smarter people are already doing this.

If you're here to wax philosophical about pandemics while sitting naked in your tub that could feed a family for a few weeks, just pipe down for while. Maybe go deliver food to shut-ins -- or better yet go work at a group home for people with disabilities because WOW are they short-staffed and desperate right now.

/or just take unsold copies of SEX and turn them into toilet paper and sell them off for charity
 
2020-03-23 2:21:22 PM  

csi_yellowknife: Hey celebrities:

If you're giving out albums or playing live shows on YouTube/Instagram/TikTok/IRC/MMORPG/Wh​atever, cool. Thanks for the show! Got an obscure concert in the vault you're throwing on YouTube? Thanks! Got some B-sides to unload? Great! and thank you!

If you're here to preach to us about the virus, we're cool. Smarter people are already doing this.

If you're here to wax philosophical about pandemics while sitting naked in your tub that could feed a family for a few weeks, just pipe down for while. Maybe go deliver food to shut-ins -- or better yet go work at a group home for people with disabilities because WOW are they short-staffed and desperate right now.

/or just take unsold copies of SEX and turn them into toilet paper and sell them off for charity


I regret that I have but one Smart vote to give, but give it I shall!
 
2020-03-23 2:27:53 PM  

csi_yellowknife: tub that could feed a family for a few weeks

 
2020-03-23 2:28:53 PM  
[OUTRAGE] Person in tub that could feed a family for a few weeks
 
2020-03-23 2:31:58 PM  

LewDux: csi_yellowknife: tub that could feed a family for a few weeks


Who the hell uses tubs of lard to make baked goods anymore?
 
2020-03-23 2:47:11 PM  

csi_yellowknife: /or just take unsold copies of SEX and turn them into toilet paper and sell them off for charity


Those would be worth a fortune.  At least a few years ago they were going for hundreds of dollars a piece.
 
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