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2020-03-20 10:27:40 PM  
A fairly nice part too
 
2020-03-20 10:50:57 PM  
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oh god the coronavirus's have guns noww
 
2020-03-20 11:44:12 PM  

Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 850x95]

oh god the coronavirus's have guns noww


Nothing says that coronavirus can't enact Second Amendment solutions, Comrade Mikhail.
 
2020-03-21 3:54:17 AM  
The shooting is not considered a homicide at this time, said Cox, who is calling it a "death investigation."
The suspect said he shot the victim after arguing with him about restrictions in place due to COVID-19


Clearly just a tragic accident, definitely not a homicide.
 
2020-03-21 3:57:49 AM  

Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 850x95]

oh god the coronavirus's have guns noww


An armed acute respiratory infection is a polite one
 
2020-03-21 4:00:30 AM  
And so it begins...
 
2020-03-21 4:21:18 AM  
I wonder who was being the more reasonable one.
 
2020-03-21 4:22:46 AM  

null: Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 850x95]

oh god the coronavirus's have guns noww

Nothing says that coronavirus can't enact Second Amendment solutions, Comrade Mikhail.


There truly is an XKCD for every occasion.

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2020-03-21 4:23:26 AM  
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2020-03-21 5:12:06 AM  
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2020-03-21 5:22:00 AM  
Never bring a crow bar to a gun fight.
 
2020-03-21 5:31:36 AM  

HarleyMarlboro: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]


Actually, Ann Arbor is like the love child of Berkeley, CA and San Francisco, CA.  I'm surprised that a resident actually owned a firearm.
 
2020-03-21 5:33:29 AM  
"You can't go out, there's a lockdown. If you go out and get infected you'll come back here and pass it to me and I might die."
"I'm going out and that's that. And no, I won't bring it back and kill you, that's stupid."
"I can't let you open that door."
gun shots
"Well, you didn't die of coronavirus so I guess that proves I was right."
 
2020-03-21 5:47:45 AM  

AngryDragon: HarleyMarlboro: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]

Actually, Ann Arbor is like the love child of Berkeley, CA and San Francisco, CA.  I'm surprised that a resident actually owned a firearm.


Don't be - a lot of that shiat is pretty much a Halloween mask.  Scratch those that have been around a while, and it's Michigan all the way down.
 
2020-03-21 6:58:54 AM  
A friend of mine here in Michigan just posted yesterday about how he drove passed a gun store and saw a line wrapped around the corner of the building.  I guess this is where we're at as a society
 
2020-03-21 7:26:36 AM  

Hendawg: A friend of mine here in Michigan just posted yesterday about how he drove passed a gun store and saw a line wrapped around the corner of the building.  I guess this is where we're at as a society


It was the same thing in California before the lockdown with a lot of formerly anti-gun people buying their first firearms.  Gun stores in basically sold out of everything since many popular items are prohibited by law in California.

Now that non-essential services are closed though they ironically won't be able to pick up those firearms that they purchased.  How's that 10-day waiting period working out for you guys?
 
2020-03-21 7:29:43 AM  
Well considering that Ann Arbor is packed to the gills with hippies, liberal-arts majors, activists, the woke brigade and every other kind of flower waving soap boxer for peace and equality that you could imagine... I'm not the least bit surprised that they're the first ones to start shooting each other over petty crap.
 
2020-03-21 7:38:03 AM  

Hendawg: A friend of mine here in Michigan just posted yesterday about how he drove passed a gun store and saw a line wrapped around the corner of the building.  I guess this is where we're at as a society


Pssst......we've been there for a while now.
 
2020-03-21 7:55:23 AM  
My wife has a friend who lives next to this house.   They didn't hear gunshots and didnt know what was going on until they saw cops with guns drawn running through their backyard.    I also have a friend who lives across the street from it, haven't heard from him yet.

Not the type of neighborhood where I would expect many gunowners.
 
2020-03-21 8:02:35 AM  
She's still a whore.
 
2020-03-21 8:04:34 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hendawg: A friend of mine here in Michigan just posted yesterday about how he drove passed a gun store and saw a line wrapped around the corner of the building.  I guess this is where we're at as a society

Pssst......we've been there for a while now.


That must be one damn long line, then.
 
2020-03-21 8:50:53 AM  

Smoking GNU: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hendawg: A friend of mine here in Michigan just posted yesterday about how he drove passed a gun store and saw a line wrapped around the corner of the building.  I guess this is where we're at as a society

Pssst......we've been there for a while now.

That must be one damn long line, then.


I imagine it as a party, something like when we were still allowed to camp out for concert tickets. (It was always fun sharing stories about previous shows, seeing our new friends at the concert, returning the favor for the kindnesses they'd shown us in line or vice versa...)
 
2020-03-21 9:40:04 AM  

Hendawg: A friend of mine here in Michigan just posted yesterday about how he drove passed a gun store and saw a line wrapped around the corner of the building.  I guess this is where we're at as a society


We live in Metro Detroit. I went with the wife to a Target for re-supply.  I wandered over to a sporting goods store.   Went to the gun department. The entire wall of ammo was almost entirely picked clean.  A few boxes of shot gun shells and a few very oddball calibers like .25 (even that was like a lone box).  Forget anything like 45, 9mm, 22, 38 or 380.  There were a group of people by the handgun and rifle counter - very few handguns left - literally 4 or 5 in a counter that holds 40 to 50 handguns if not more.   The clerk was talking to someone and said aloud "All I can do is order the gun.  When you'll get it is anybody's guess."
 
2020-03-21 9:46:41 AM  
"Shut up, little man!"
 
2020-03-21 10:55:15 AM  

AngryDragon: HarleyMarlboro: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]

Actually, Ann Arbor is like the love child of Berkeley, CA and San Francisco, CA.  I'm surprised that a resident actually owned a firearm.


A lot of Walmart Wolverines are from Detroit
 
2020-03-21 12:44:38 PM  

jmsvrsn: "Shut up, little man!"


"Go to bed Ray!"
 
2020-03-21 1:09:49 PM  
Just a good American enforcing social distancing with their 2A rights.

\right?
 
2020-03-21 1:35:14 PM  
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2020-03-21 2:05:53 PM  
There's going to be more spousal abuse, more suicides, more substance abuse and more gun accidents.
 
2020-03-21 2:31:04 PM  
Someone felt social distancing wasn't necessary.
 
2020-03-21 5:39:35 PM  

AngryDragon: HarleyMarlboro: [i.ytimg.com image 850x478]

Actually, Ann Arbor is like the love child of Berkeley, CA and San Francisco, CA.  I'm surprised that a resident actually owned a firearm.


The first time this was submitted and went red, I assumed it was the Ypsi side. It's about 3 minutes away from where I work though.
 
2020-03-21 5:40:46 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: jmsvrsn: "Shut up, little man!"

"Go to bed Ray!"


I'll set your hair on fire
 
2020-03-21 6:14:20 PM  

cretinbob: The Googles Do Nothing: jmsvrsn: "Shut up, little man!"

"Go to bed Ray!"

I'll set your hair on fire


You don't have any friends!
 
2020-03-21 11:53:11 PM  

Farkonaut: Just a good American enforcing social distancing with their A2 rights.

\right?


Right.
 
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