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(News 5 Cleveland)   So it's the first weekend where a large portion of the USA is under shelter in place orders. How is everyone spending their Friday night? Subby is 5 fingers into his bourbon and watching Animaniacs with the kids before bedtime. You?   (news5cleveland.com) divider line
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2020-03-20 8:45:08 PM  
9 votes:

Russ1642: raerae1980: Just finished watching Outbreak.   Morgan Freeman is such a calming presence.

My sinuses are bothering me, or id be high as fark right now.

He's a goner.


Who is "he"?
*looks around herself*
 
2020-03-20 8:57:22 PM  
8 votes:

raerae1980: Russ1642: raerae1980: Just finished watching Outbreak.   Morgan Freeman is such a calming presence.

My sinuses are bothering me, or id be high as fark right now.

He's a goner.

Who is "he"?
*looks around herself*


That was fast. His brain's already melting away to the point he thinks he's female.
 
2020-03-20 9:53:40 PM  
7 votes:
Same thing we do every week, Subby. Try and take over the world!
 
2020-03-20 10:08:55 PM  
6 votes:

raerae1980: Just finished watching Outbreak.   Morgan Freeman is such a calming presence.

My sinuses are bothering me, or id be high as fark right now.


Has anyone mentioned edibles?
 
2020-03-20 9:01:50 PM  
6 votes:
and watching Animaniacs with the kids

[UPDATED] yakko's world but the countries with coronavirus will literally explode
Youtube eXchwxivCME


Not only is this a thing, it is being updated regularly.
 
2020-03-21 2:35:12 AM  
5 votes:
So I hear Mike Judge did this to encourage social distancing.

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2020-03-20 8:39:59 PM  
5 votes:
What are the kids going to watch after you go to bed?
 
2020-03-20 10:17:45 PM  
3 votes:
Don't Touch Me
Youtube qyUnSuYYs18

My daughter and son-in-law sent me this today...lol
 
2020-03-20 10:24:12 PM  
2 votes:

Bonzo_1116: Making soup from a duck carcass
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While drinking LaCroix with Costco spiced rum


I'm adding soup to the list of things I don't want to know how it's made, along with sausages, laws, cheese, soy sauce, and jelly beans.
 
2020-03-20 9:19:50 PM  
2 votes:

BadReligion: I am making steaks with baked potatoes and asparagus. Later we are going take a drive to check out the empty strip.


In other words, you'll be conducting a strip search?
 
2020-03-20 8:42:10 PM  
2 votes:

raerae1980: Just finished watching Outbreak.   Morgan Freeman is such a calming presence.

My sinuses are bothering me, or id be high as fark right now.


He's a goner.
 
2020-03-20 8:40:39 PM  
2 votes:

plecos: Doom Eternal
That is all.


Got Skyrim for the PS4 yesterday.  Haven't played in 5-6 years since PS3.

I'm already wellllll dowwwwwwwwwn the hole.
I may not notice the light of day again like last time.
 
2020-03-21 12:51:33 AM  
1 vote:
Just finished up a video cocktail hour (that turned into 2 1/2) with some friends. Got a pretty good buzz on drinking Irish red ale out of the kegerator. Kids and wife are sleeping. Not much of a gamer, but I'm sick of getting my ass kicked by my 9  year old daughter in Mario Kart 8 on the Switch, so I may go practice a bit.
 
2020-03-20 11:24:07 PM  
1 vote:
Took a Tylenol 4 for the arthritis in my vertebrae, and am now happily watching Dharma & Greg. I loved this show in the 90s.

"So, uh, what are you doing?"
"We're saving money by shopping in the 50s."
 
2020-03-20 10:59:23 PM  
1 vote:

raerae1980: Just finished watching Outbreak.   Morgan Freeman is such a calming presence.

My sinuses are bothering me, or id be high as fark right now.


you get smunnied, as usual.
 
2020-03-20 10:11:43 PM  
1 vote:

BretMavrik: Long day... the morning was spent doing their schoolwork, afternoon was a roadtrip along the lower Columbia, and now it's "run yourselves ragged" time before dinner ...


I loved that game!

Run Yourself Ragged - Classic Board Game - TV Toy Commercial - TV Spot - Tomy
Youtube I7pcdH5lIro
 
2020-03-20 9:30:59 PM  
1 vote:
Green?!?
 
2020-03-20 9:22:19 PM  
1 vote:
My sons best friend called looking for a place to stay (of course stay here 😀) because he's a musician who has been playing gigs and she does want him to infect the house.   This will be great!!!!
 
2020-03-20 9:20:38 PM  
1 vote:
Root Beer and Simon & Simon reruns.

It's ain't pretty but it's comfortable.
 
2020-03-20 8:54:42 PM  
1 vote:
At the ecnalubma garage, working on cross stitch while I wait for the tones to drop.
 
2020-03-20 8:49:49 PM  
1 vote:
I"m currently sitting in my car at a local park, killing time until I feel it's safe to go home with the things I bought while shopping today.  There are a few people walking their dogs. The petting zoo is closed  but the barn is open  and I can see a cow and two  horses. No goats in sight. No llamas, either. They must be in the  barn

I finally got some bananas (after four unsuccessful attempts last weekend)
Yay. Still no potatoes.
 
2020-03-20 8:45:26 PM  
1 vote:
Listening to Brahms' Ein Deutsches Requiem and stress eating all the cheese in my house.
 
2020-03-20 8:38:58 PM  
1 vote:
Just finished watching Outbreak.   Morgan Freeman is such a calming presence.

My sinuses are bothering me, or id be high as fark right now.
 
2020-03-20 8:37:23 PM  
1 vote:
Ours are currently running around outside with the Nerf guns we got today. Long day... the morning was spent doing their schoolwork, afternoon was a roadtrip along the lower Columbia, and now it's "run yourselves ragged" time before dinner and our usual Friday night cheesy 80s videos.

/Hopefully followed by a long night of unbroken sleep.
//Please?
///Which reminds me... time to make the donuts dinner.
 
2020-03-20 8:36:16 PM  
1 vote:
Doom Eternal
That is all.
 
2020-03-20 8:34:48 PM  
1 vote:
Halfway into a bottle of port and building a Lego monstrosity with a four year old. It's my safe place.
 
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