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2020-03-20 3:50:33 PM  
Your eyes, too.  Elective procedures are being cancelled all over the place.  I was supposed to have cataract surgery on one eye next week, and on the other three weeks after that.  As I am neither a complete farking idiot, nor a soulless demon, I understand and accept the cancellation.  Better a bit of vague disappointment for me than a funeral for someone else.  But I still cried a little.
 
2020-03-20 4:05:57 PM  
Since my lasik was cancelled, I can't see what the big deal is.
 
2020-03-20 4:28:10 PM  
Your eyes can weight also. They are also cancel an eye appointments at optometrists.
 
2020-03-20 5:01:38 PM  
I've cancelled all doctor's visits that are not essential to me living.
 
2020-03-20 5:34:34 PM  
I had to cancel my tits bleaching appointment for next week. :(
 
2020-03-20 5:35:04 PM  
I'm still able to get an MRI tomorrow on my neck they just called to confirm.
 
2020-03-20 5:35:11 PM  

Xanadone: Your eyes, too.  Elective procedures are being cancelled all over the place.  I was supposed to have cataract surgery on one eye next week, and on the other three weeks after that.  As I am neither a complete farking idiot, nor a soulless demon, I understand and accept the cancellation.  Better a bit of vague disappointment for me than a funeral for someone else.  But I still cried a little.


Yeah, the PPE needed during an elective surgery can much better be used to help someone sick.
 
2020-03-20 5:35:28 PM  

WTFDYW: Your eyes can weight also. They are also cancel an eye appointments at optometrists.


I would get that eye appointment scheduled as soon as this is behind us....
 
2020-03-20 5:36:21 PM  

WTFDYW: Your eyes can weight also. They are also cancel an eye appointments at optometrists.


Do you smell burnt toast?

/that might not be able to wait
 
2020-03-20 5:36:36 PM  
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2020-03-20 5:37:47 PM  
I was supposed to have met a new therapist today. But she was sick. Crossing fingers my rescheduled appointment next week will happen.
 
2020-03-20 5:38:24 PM  
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2020-03-20 5:38:33 PM  

Marcos P: I'm still able to get an MRI tomorrow on my neck they just called to confirm.


An MRI has a pretty small footprint on disposable supplies especially PPE and surgical supplies.
 
2020-03-20 5:39:41 PM  
My dentist called two days ago to cancel my cleaning three weeks from now. i was hoping to have them look at a tooth that's been asking for attention, sure hope it doesn't go south on me for a while.
 
2020-03-20 5:41:41 PM  

Petey4335: I was supposed to have met a new therapist today. But she was sick. Crossing fingers my rescheduled appointment next week will happen.


unless your therapist is treating you for a life-threatening illness, that is non-essential contact and you should not be seeing any therapists.
 
2020-03-20 5:45:07 PM  

zobear: I had to cancel my tits bleaching appointment for next week. :(


WooHoo! I like freckled funbags.
 
2020-03-20 5:45:14 PM  

Petey4335: I was supposed to have met a new therapist today. But she was sick. Crossing fingers my rescheduled appointment next week will happen.


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Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.
 
2020-03-20 5:49:37 PM  
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2020-03-20 5:50:55 PM  
Tits?

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/ kidding
 
2020-03-20 5:52:07 PM  

zobear: I had to cancel my tits bleaching appointment for next week. :(


If you tits were any whiter they'd emit UV!
 
2020-03-20 5:53:38 PM  

Summoner101: Marcos P: I'm still able to get an MRI tomorrow on my neck they just called to confirm.

An MRI has a pretty small footprint on disposable supplies especially PPE and surgical supplies.


And while it uses a bunch of LHe, not much else in the hospital does. And COVID-19 patients don't need MRIs (CT yes, MRI not so much)
 
2020-03-20 5:53:38 PM  

zobear: I had to cancel my tits bleaching appointment for next week. :(


I was going in for a combo tits straightening and teeth enlargement, but, alas...
 
2020-03-20 5:55:55 PM  

Summoner101: Marcos P: I'm still able to get an MRI tomorrow on my neck they just called to confirm.

An MRI has a pretty small footprint on disposable supplies especially PPE and surgical supplies.


From everything I've read, CAT scans are the imager of choice for lung evaluations on COVID patients, so MRI usage probably won't conflict with that either.
 
2020-03-20 5:57:44 PM  
Dental as well. I was suppose to get a fillin' done today. But the dentist office is closed for the next 2+ weeks/whenever.
 
2020-03-20 6:00:00 PM  
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2020-03-20 6:01:02 PM  
I heard that skin tag removal is still considered a critical and essential service in Wyoming - the Skin Tag Capital of the World.
 
2020-03-20 6:03:48 PM  
Great. and I've got a tooth that's starting to freak out. Not that I really wanted another crown, but...
 
2020-03-20 6:06:18 PM  

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2020-03-20 6:08:14 PM  
I admit to thinking... dammit, won't be able to have botox. Shamefully.

/don't bother lecturing me about botox
 
2020-03-20 6:09:25 PM  

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Okay, I will.

But how are her tits?
 
2020-03-20 6:15:47 PM  
The good news is that you can still bleach your arsehole at home. But Melanie will still keep hers orange.
 
2020-03-20 6:21:57 PM  
Your tits and teeth can wait until this is all over

Let's not be hasty now.
 
2020-03-20 6:24:29 PM  
I have an appointment with my brain care specialist via video call. Probably not life threatening, but if I get off my meds I'm pretty sure everyone around will want to kill me.
 
2020-03-20 6:32:08 PM  
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2020-03-20 6:33:04 PM  
Tits and teeth got the attention of this masochist.
Article was a dissappointment :(
 
2020-03-20 6:34:37 PM  

apathy2673: Tits and teeth got the attention of this masochist.
Article was a dissappointment :(


How you doin?
 
2020-03-20 6:37:32 PM  
Gretchen doesn't need any help with some of those things
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2020-03-20 6:39:27 PM  

dbaggins: Petey4335: I was supposed to have met a new therapist today. But she was sick. Crossing fingers my rescheduled appointment next week will happen.

unless your therapist is treating you for a life-threatening illness, that is non-essential contact and you should not be seeing any therapists.


I don't really have a response that i wish to share openly to you, which was the point of today. But, I also can't stand by and appear that it was ignored or that I was being flippant about keeping that appointment.

That said....
To my peeps: please review your safety plans and adjust / add logically if need be in these times of sudden unexpected lifestyle modifications.
 
2020-03-20 6:41:42 PM  
A friend has terrible arthritis in his hip. He's young-ish, still in his 40s. It causes him a great deal of pain. He was set to have the hip replaced next month. Was. They cancelled his 'elective' procedure yesterday. "I didn't elect to get arthritis!"
 
2020-03-20 6:43:01 PM  
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2020-03-20 6:43:39 PM  

dbaggins: Petey4335: I was supposed to have met a new therapist today. But she was sick. Crossing fingers my rescheduled appointment next week will happen.

unless your therapist is treating you for a life-threatening illness, that is non-essential contact and you should not be seeing any therapists.


Lots of people did therapy by phone/video even before corona virus and that's what everyone should be doing now.  Lots of people need more support than ever in this crisis.
 
2020-03-20 6:44:37 PM  

will.i.ain't: i was hoping to have them look at a tooth that's been asking for attention, sure hope it doesn't go south on me for a while.


For just that reason, I bought a big tube of orajel and while out ransacking CVS and I'm praying I won't need it.  Mammogram got put off too

/tits are waiting
//teeth are waiting
///waiting waiting waiting
 
2020-03-20 6:46:32 PM  

12349876: dbaggins: Petey4335: I was supposed to have met a new therapist today. But she was sick. Crossing fingers my rescheduled appointment next week will happen.

unless your therapist is treating you for a life-threatening illness, that is non-essential contact and you should not be seeing any therapists.

Lots of people did therapy by phone/video even before corona virus and that's what everyone should be doing now.  Lots of people need more support than ever in this crisis.


If that was an option offered to me, then i would have taken it. But, it wasn't.

Yet.
 
2020-03-20 6:56:02 PM  

Petey4335: 12349876: dbaggins: Petey4335: I was supposed to have met a new therapist today. But she was sick. Crossing fingers my rescheduled appointment next week will happen.

unless your therapist is treating you for a life-threatening illness, that is non-essential contact and you should not be seeing any therapists.

Lots of people did therapy by phone/video even before corona virus and that's what everyone should be doing now.  Lots of people need more support than ever in this crisis.

If that was an option offered to me, then i would have taken it. But, it wasn't.

Yet.


Sorry for the What About Bob? joke. I thought your comment was a joke. My bad. Definitely try a phone/video conference.
 
2020-03-20 6:56:42 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Great. and I've got a tooth that's starting to freak out. Not that I really wanted another crown, but...


Your dentist might still be available for emergencies.
 
2020-03-20 6:59:42 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Petey4335: 12349876: dbaggins: Petey4335: I was supposed to have met a new therapist today. But she was sick. Crossing fingers my rescheduled appointment next week will happen.

unless your therapist is treating you for a life-threatening illness, that is non-essential contact and you should not be seeing any therapists.

Lots of people did therapy by phone/video even before corona virus and that's what everyone should be doing now.  Lots of people need more support than ever in this crisis.

If that was an option offered to me, then i would have taken it. But, it wasn't.

Yet.

Sorry for the What About Bob? joke. I thought your comment was a joke. My bad. Definitely try a phone/video conference.


Naw. Joke is fine. Laughter is good medicine.

The suggestion of 'maybe it isn't the right thing to do at the moment' rubbed me the wrong way.
 
2020-03-20 7:02:58 PM  
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2020-03-20 8:11:52 PM  
Laugh about tits all you want, but I have a couple  tumors in mine, and because they are  benign they won't do surgery till this is over. Maybe the doctors are comfortable with that but I sure as hell am not. Plus I can't get more injections for my migraines, so I get to live out this homeschooling nightmare with migraines most days. It's great. Thanks Donald Trump for encouraging Coronavirus to go and people not to take it seriously.
 
2020-03-20 8:20:47 PM  

will.i.ain't: My dentist called two days ago to cancel my cleaning three weeks from now. i was hoping to have them look at a tooth that's been asking for attention, sure hope it doesn't go south on me for a while.


Ive got some big rusty pliers some duct tape and some string also ive a strong door.
come on over an bring a six pack o toilet paper and i will fix you tied up ..er right up !
 
2020-03-20 8:26:46 PM  

Hendawg: Gretchen doesn't need any help with some of those things
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Yeah, and she does have the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
 
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