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(KTNV Las Vegas)   Strip club offering drive-thru shows and "nude hand sanitizer wrestling." Rare noble-stripper trifecta now in play   (ktnv.com) divider line
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2020-03-20 3:02:07 PM  
So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.
 
2020-03-20 4:34:08 PM  
Nothing like hand sanitizer getting in your eyes and other delicate bits.  Must be a S&M show
 
2020-03-20 4:34:58 PM  
Feel the burn.
 
2020-03-20 4:35:17 PM  

ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.


I dont think there is a hand sanitizer shortage.  Everyone has 12 half empty bottles already
 
2020-03-20 4:38:14 PM  

ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.


If you actually believe they are using hand sanitizer, let me talk to you about a bridge I got for sale.

As for LD they are the masters of strip club marketing, there signage on 15 is awlays worth a giggle or an eye roll.
 
2020-03-20 4:38:22 PM  
Neat! Lysol douches are next!
 
2020-03-20 4:38:58 PM  
Dont get hand sanitizer in your eyes
 
2020-03-20 4:40:33 PM  
are they all tattooed up like those other strippers
 
2020-03-20 4:40:35 PM  

ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.


It's probably just scented lube. Can't imagine actual sanitizer would feel too nice in some places

/they are likely to have trouble, however, when the sanitizer hits the anus
 
2020-03-20 4:42:17 PM  
Interested:

It's Always Sunny - I just wanna be pure
Youtube wSJSWy2o_1I
 
2020-03-20 4:42:23 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.

It's probably just scented lube. Can't imagine actual sanitizer would feel too nice in some places

/they are likely to have trouble, however, when the sanitizer hits the anus


Wouldn't the alcohol burn like a motherfarker and rapidly intoxicate someone if it's applied liberally to exposed blood vessels?
 
2020-03-20 4:42:43 PM  
Blessed are the sleazemakers.
 
2020-03-20 4:42:58 PM  
Why would you go to a strip club? Isn't that what cam girls are for?
 
2020-03-20 4:44:21 PM  

puffy999: Neat! Lysol douches are next!


Lysol douches are so 1950's.
 
2020-03-20 4:47:47 PM  

Riothamus: KingBiefWhistle: ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.

It's probably just scented lube. Can't imagine actual sanitizer would feel too nice in some places

/they are likely to have trouble, however, when the sanitizer hits the anus

Wouldn't the alcohol burn like a motherfarker and rapidly intoxicate someone if it's applied liberally to exposed blood vessels?


I can understand the confusion but jello/lube/hand sanitizer wrestling isn't like a no holds barred cage match

...typically
 
2020-03-20 4:49:13 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Riothamus: KingBiefWhistle: ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.

It's probably just scented lube. Can't imagine actual sanitizer would feel too nice in some places

/they are likely to have trouble, however, when the sanitizer hits the anus

Wouldn't the alcohol burn like a motherfarker and rapidly intoxicate someone if it's applied liberally to exposed blood vessels?

I can understand the confusion but jello/lube/hand sanitizer wrestling isn't like a no holds barred cage match

...typically


The sanitizer WILL hit the anus if the person falls into it.
 
2020-03-20 4:50:41 PM  

AnEasyTarget: Why would you go to a strip club? Isn't that what cam girls are for?


Cam girls can't give you a bj in the corner.
 
2020-03-20 4:52:32 PM  

AnEasyTarget: Why would you go to a strip club? Isn't that what cam girls are for?


Pretty much, right? Strip clubs existed because there were no easy access to seeing hoo-hahs. Now, we can get 4K up close and personal 60fps video that can distinguish each and every pore. What's the point of going to a strip club where you're 10 feet away because of a rail, lousy music, dingy atmosphere, and bored dancers?
 
2020-03-20 4:52:39 PM  
"Alright, we got a great idea here, everyone. But now, we need a slogan for it!"

Suggestion box:

1. Good, clean fun!
2. Pure hell in Purell!
3. The thrilla in the killa of all the salmonella!
4. Slime time in prime time!

[/your ticket buys the whole seat, 'cuz you'd slip right off the eeeeeeeeeedge...]
 
2020-03-20 4:52:48 PM  

HempHead: AnEasyTarget: Why would you go to a strip club? Isn't that what cam girls are for?

Cam girls can't give you a bj in the corner.


OTPHJ is the preferred technique in these parts.
 
2020-03-20 4:55:47 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.

It's probably just scented lube. Can't imagine actual sanitizer would feel too nice in some places

/they are likely to have trouble, however, when the sanitizer hits the anus


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2020-03-20 5:01:53 PM  
Purell is going to be the hot new stripper name.
 
2020-03-20 5:02:35 PM  

Bukharin: Dont get hand sanitizer in your eyes


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2020-03-20 5:03:58 PM  
The sign says drive through lap  dances, how do they do that?  Asking for a friend.
 
2020-03-20 5:13:31 PM  
Adapt, improvise, overcome.
 
2020-03-20 5:15:14 PM  
Other items on the menu:

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2020-03-20 5:27:39 PM  
That's some spicy clam chowder :/
Bone apple tea
 
2020-03-20 5:34:04 PM  
I'm pretty sure if you put a stripper in hand sanitizer, you could solve the cold fusion problem...
/or they would spontaneously combust
//one or the other

JC
 
2020-03-20 6:36:42 PM  

Riothamus: The sanitizer WILL hit the anus if the person falls into it.



ALERT


The Sanitizer Has Hit The Anus


We Repeat


The Sanitizer Has Hit The Anus

 
2020-03-20 6:38:31 PM  

JoeCowboy: I'm pretty sure if you put a stripper in hand sanitizer, you could solve the cold fusion problem...
/or they would spontaneously combust
//one or the other

JC


I'm sorry that I can only give you one funny for this

/Newsletter, etc.
 
2020-03-20 6:39:04 PM  
CoronaBoner?
 
2020-03-20 6:54:42 PM  
Some lady bits are gonna be redder than a baboon ass.
 
2020-03-20 6:56:53 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.

It's probably just scented lube. Can't imagine actual sanitizer would feel too nice in some places

/they are likely to have trouble, however, when the sanitizer hits the anus


UFIA has mutated USIA...and that's not even its final form.
 
2020-03-20 6:57:27 PM  
All of you Farkers that are alone right now take a very tiny bit of hand sanitizer and put it on your junk. Ok, now do you believe this story?
 
2020-03-20 7:08:57 PM  
Haha Little Darlings you will never change.

Also would never go in there again.
 
2020-03-20 7:56:48 PM  

snoopy2zero: ac982000: So wasting hand sanitizer for wrestling when we can't even readily get it? Yeah sounds like a bunch of heroes.

If you actually believe they are using hand sanitizer, let me talk to you about a bridge I got for sale.

As for LD they are the masters of strip club marketing, there signage on 15 is awlays worth a giggle or an eye roll.


Came here to post this one: Your neighbor's daughter works here!
 
2020-03-20 8:23:33 PM  
$100 for a social distancing lap dance? I could easily get that for $15 making dinner for my fictional girlfriend I'm making up for this post.
 
2020-03-20 8:40:22 PM  
Two local gentlemen's clubs are now offering live streaming shows of their dancers dancing in bikinis, but you can get three private full strip shows and a coupon for three free lapdances if you buy their "$200 outbreak special package deal". I find this funny because with the sheer number of minimum-wage girls now offering their "premium" photos left and right, you can find much better for less. I've had neighbors, two wait staff, and a receptionist all hit me up on FB offering 'sexy photos' if I can 'help them out in these tough times'. Frankly, none of them are ones I want to see naked, strippers included.
 
2020-03-20 8:47:35 PM  
And now our governor has ordered non-essential businesses closed by midnight tonight.
 
2020-03-20 8:52:43 PM  

Coelacanth: And now our governor has ordered non-essential businesses closed by midnight tonight.


I thought he did that two days ago?
 
2020-03-20 9:22:13 PM  
Yeah, you try explaining to your wife how you got glitter on your fender.
 
2020-03-20 10:57:42 PM  

overthinker: Two local gentlemen's clubs are now offering live streaming shows of their dancers dancing in bikinis, but you can get three private full strip shows and a coupon for three free lapdances if you buy their "$200 outbreak special package deal". I find this funny because with the sheer number of minimum-wage girls now offering their "premium" photos left and right, you can find much better for less. I've had neighbors, two wait staff, and a receptionist all hit me up on FB offering 'sexy photos' if I can 'help them out in these tough times'. Frankly, none of them are ones I want to see naked, strippers included.


My god, the 'username checks out' meme has been beaten to a pulp but if ever there was a time...
 
2020-03-21 3:22:39 AM  

Leishu: Coelacanth: And now our governor has ordered non-essential businesses closed by midnight tonight.

I thought he did that two days ago?


He did, but too many businesses defied his order. Today he came in TV and he was PISSED. They'll all be closed this Saturday.
 
2020-03-21 2:30:00 PM  

Coelacanth: Leishu: Coelacanth: And now our governor has ordered non-essential businesses closed by midnight tonight.

I thought he did that two days ago?

He did, but too many businesses defied his order. Today he came in TV and he was PISSED. They'll all be closed this Saturday.


He ordered gaming closed, and urged businesses to close earlier in the week.  Then he ordered businesses to be closed, with numerous exemptions.  Seems like anything dealing with recreation/entertainment are the main things, and beauty/nail salons.  I wonder if some of those choose to stay open.  Car repairs and such are allowed, so I wonder if car dealers would sell someone a car.

The Las Vegas city attorney says the city will not be prosecuting violators.  I have read there are many problems with the order Newsom put out for California, and I expect there are similar issues here.
 
2020-03-21 7:44:48 PM  

Coelacanth: Leishu: Coelacanth: And now our governor has ordered non-essential businesses closed by midnight tonight.

I thought he did that two days ago?

He did, but too many businesses defied his order. Today he came in TV and he was PISSED. They'll all be closed this Saturday.


Interesting. I know my work is still running, but we are basically all remote now. We also don't have much of any public front, so we are probably less what this is targeting.

That being said, our primary customers are casinos - I am surprised (and thankful) that we haven't all been furloughed or laid off.
 
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