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(NYPost)   Idiot YouTube prankster licks NYC subway pole for those sweet viral coronavirus clicks   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, New York City, Viral video, YouTube, Viacom, New York City subway poles, New York's Zeeshan Ali, Twitter, eight-second clip  
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1189 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2020 at 12:07 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-03-20 11:03:42 AM  
Well, you watched the video, didn't you?
 
2020-03-20 11:27:24 AM  
it went viral. Mission accomplished.
 
2020-03-20 11:53:14 AM  
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2020-03-20 12:09:41 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2020-03-20 12:10:39 PM  
Simpsons did it
 
2020-03-20 12:12:12 PM  
If he's smart, he scrubbed the area down and sanitized it off camera.

Oh, wait, "influencer." As you were.
 
2020-03-20 12:12:25 PM  
Have the mayor execute him in times square. Isis style with a sword.  Saw his head off while he screams.  Stream it all on YouTube, including his channel, as a warning to all other corona virus challengers.

Hell, stream it on his channel first, so he gets most of the clicks.

Problem solved.  Tough times call for drastic measures.
 
2020-03-20 12:14:28 PM  
Hopefully he managed to lick the exact spot he cleaned.
 
2020-03-20 12:15:05 PM  
But if he survives...he'll be more powerful than you can imagine! Immune to all disease!!
 
2020-03-20 12:15:07 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Have the mayor execute him in times square. Isis style with a sword.  Saw his head off while he screams.  Stream it all on YouTube, including his channel, as a warning to all other corona virus challengers.

Hell, stream it on his channel first, so he gets most of the clicks.

Problem solved.  Tough times call for drastic measures.


I'd rather punish him in a way that doesn't create yet another biohazard situation.
 
2020-03-20 12:15:37 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Simpsons did it


Beat me to it, but enjoy
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2020-03-20 12:17:58 PM  

cretinbob: Well, you watched the video, didn't you?


No. Didn't read the article either. No need to in the age of "new and improved" Fark summaries, masquerading as headlines.

/here for the comments
 
2020-03-20 12:20:13 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: If he's smart, he scrubbed the area down and sanitized it off camera.

Oh, wait, "influencer." As you were.


I'm quietly hoping that this pandemic causes our society to look at itself and realize how much money we waste on those useless sacks of carbon and fluids.
 
2020-03-20 12:20:49 PM  
Jokes on him, that a Hep C pole.
 
2020-03-20 12:26:49 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Have the mayor execute him in times square. Isis style with a sword.  Saw his head off while he screams.  Stream it all on YouTube, including his channel, as a warning to all other corona virus challengers.

Hell, stream it on his channel first, so he gets most of the clicks.

Problem solved.  Tough times call for drastic measures.


Former ISIS member found...
 
2020-03-20 12:31:06 PM  
Simple solution: replace his video with video of his tongue being cut out with a spoon as an object lesson to those who would do similarly stupid things in the future.
 
2020-03-20 12:31:31 PM  
I can think of worse things to lick.
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2020-03-20 12:36:02 PM  
If you look closely you'll notice him muttering the Lord's Prayer as he's doing it. He'll be ok.
 
2020-03-20 12:40:34 PM  

Devil's Advocaat: I can think of worse things to lick.
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Did her lips swell up because of the infection?
 
2020-03-20 12:43:24 PM  
He's got us all outsmarted.  His idea is to get COVID19 now while there are still hospital beds and respirators available to treat him.  In a month he'll be walking his immune self along the streets laughing at the piles of corpses on the sidewalks.

/kidding
//Or am I?
///Does it really need to be said?
 
2020-03-20 12:43:46 PM  
When the time comes they should live stream his itubation on his own Youtube channel, probably get high score.
 
2020-03-20 12:45:16 PM  

anfrind: AmbassadorBooze: Have the mayor execute him in times square. Isis style with a sword.  Saw his head off while he screams.  Stream it all on YouTube, including his channel, as a warning to all other corona virus challengers.

Hell, stream it on his channel first, so he gets most of the clicks.

Problem solved.  Tough times call for drastic measures.

I'd rather punish him in a way that doesn't create yet another biohazard situation.


OK. We do it in central park.  The pour gasoline on the body and mess and burn it.
 
2020-03-20 12:56:18 PM  
He'd probably be lucky to only get coronavirus. It would be hep and herpes I'd be worried about.
 
2020-03-20 1:00:15 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Have the mayor execute him in times square. Isis style with a sword.  Saw his head off while he screams.  Stream it all on YouTube, including his channel, as a warning to all other corona virus challengers.

Hell, stream it on his channel first, so he gets most of the clicks.

Problem solved.  Tough times call for drastic measures.


From your posts today, I'm thinking that this pandemic is just the thing you've been waiting for to barf your violent lunacy all over the internet.  What a farking weirdo.
 
2020-03-20 1:21:10 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: AmbassadorBooze: Have the mayor execute him in times square. Isis style with a sword.  Saw his head off while he screams.  Stream it all on YouTube, including his channel, as a warning to all other corona virus challengers.

Hell, stream it on his channel first, so he gets most of the clicks.

Problem solved.  Tough times call for drastic measures.

From your posts today, I'm thinking that this pandemic is just the thing you've been waiting for to barf your violent lunacy all over the internet.  What a farking weirdo.


Will beheading virus spreading idiots scare the other idiots into submission?  Probably.

Will a stern talking to stop them from licking shiat all over and spreading virus?  Probably not, because this guy did it.  After weeks of "don't spread virus".

We tried Mr. nice guy it didn't work.  What do you suppose we should try?  More of the same, even though it didn't work?

Have the mayor decapitate a did on his own YouTube channel as a warning to all others.  Fear will motivate the morons, or nothing will and they have to be exterminated anyways.  For the old people we must do the hard things.  Or the virus will kill them.  Do you want to watch your granny die because youtubers didn't fear for their lives?  I would rather millions live in fear of their own desire for clicks than for your granny to die because those morons wanted clicks through licks.
 
2020-03-20 1:25:33 PM  
Fake tongue. I have one of those, paid like a dollar and took a month or two to come in.

I also have a full set of teeth. I think they are fake, but I can't help but wonder if the $3 I spent went to somebody for their real teeth. I'm pretty sure they are fake. Mostly.
 
2020-03-20 2:02:58 PM  

LesserEvil: Fake tongue. I have one of those


Why?
 
2020-03-20 2:11:45 PM  
RIP that guy.
 
2020-03-20 4:11:26 PM  

abhorrent1: LesserEvil: Fake tongue. I have one of those

Why?


It goes well with my prosthetic forehead
 
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